Chords for Bowling For Soup - Getting Old Sucks (But Everybody’s Doing It) [Official Music Video]

_ _ _ _ _ Hey gentlemen, [C#] your results are back [D#] and you're going to need to make some serious changes.
You're not spring [E] chickens anymore.
_ But [D#] seriously, you're going to need to sleep more, eat less, eat healthier, exercise, stretch,
take [F] vitamins, do yoga, go for walks, have tacos only on Tuesdays, and finally, drink less beer.
Do you have any questions?
Aren't you guys a little young to be doctors?
Yes, [G] yes we are.
[C] Getting old [C#] sucks. _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [F] _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [F] _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [F] _ _
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[C#] He grew up three blocks away, the same old neighborhood.
Spend too much time on his lawn, when there's no football [A#m] on.
Where did the time [C#] go, what's that on his [A#m] face?
Oh, we thought we'd [C#] live forever, I don't think we're up for [A] that.
Yeah, damn it!
[B] _ _ [F#] _ _
[C#] We used [F] to run wild [F#] in the streets, now we [C#] complain, when cars [F] drive too fast, [F#] and the
The music is [C#] insanely loud [F] now, our tattoos [A#m] are [F#] fading [G#] away
And looking back it was [F#] all worth [D#] it _
[G#] The truth is getting [F#] old suck, but everybody's [C#] doing it
[F] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ [F] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[C#] We worked in all the same jobs, we chased the same girls
We played in all the [F#] same bands, each other's bestest [A#] man
You had a heart [F#] attack, I've got you bum [A#] knees
We don't wanna live [G#] forever, what the fuck is [A] TikTok?
Oh, checkers being [B] kept, time [F#] is out
[C#] We used [F] to run wild [F#] in the streets, now we [C#] complain
When Conan's [F] right, she says, [F#] and the music is [C#] insane
Lately loud [F] now, our [A#m] memories are fading [F#] away
[G#] And looking back it was [F#] all worth it _
[G#] The truth is getting [F#] old suck, but everybody's [C#] doing it
_ [F] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ [F] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ Alright, _ _ I don't think we can do bridges anymore, we need a break _
Smells like Werther's Original [F#] in here, and Old Milwaukee, [C#] and Folgers
Are [F#] those New Balance?
[C#] _
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[C#] _ _ [F] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [C#]
We used [F] to run wild [F#] in the streets, now we complain
[C#] When Cars [F] drives, she says, [F#] and the music is [C#] insanely loud
[F] Now the movies [F#] are Cars [C#] 2, then remakes
So shit [F] that was better [F#] when we played our music
[C#] Too loud [F] now, our [A#m] memories are fading [F#] _
[G#] away
And looking back it was [F#] all worth it _
[G#] The truth is getting [F#] old suck, but everybody's [C#] doing [F] it
_ [F#] _ _ Everybody's [C#] doing it
[F] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[C#] _ _ [F] _ _ [F#] _ _ [G#] _
[C#] The _ [F] _ _ [F#] _ truth is getting [G#] old suck
_ [F#] But they're doing it _ right
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[F#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [G] _
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