Chords for Bowling For Soup - Critically Disdained

_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[A] Run it up the flagpole and see [E] if anyone salutes And [F#] then run it into [E] the ground until [D] it dies
Then bring it back [A] to life All together now, [E] we're just the same as we've
always been [F#] And if you think you're better, [D] you're probably
right We're _ [F#] not here to change [A] the world, we're
here [F#] to laugh at [D] others Maybe get a nap [F#m] along the way _ _
[F#] So dress it up the way [A] you wish and step [F#] aside
And [B] then meet us at the bar and [A] we'll let you by _
_ _ _ _ _ Take a number, take a seat [E] We've been here quite some time
And it doesn't seem we're leaving anytime [D] soon
The bathroom's [A] down the hall, take a shot at [E] us
And see how far you get We eat chunks like you for breakfast when
we get up [D] at noon We're [E] not here to [A] change the world, we're
[F#] here to laugh at [D] others Maybe get [E] a nap along [F#] the way
_ _ [E] So dress it up the way you wish and [F#] step aside
_ And then meet [E] us at the bar [A] and we'll let you by
_ _ _ _ _ [F#]
Hey, _ _ [B] tell us, see Is [D] us called by the [A] bandage and blossom?
I accidentally saw them once [F#] Hey, _ [B] I get carried away
[D] But it's easy to [A] be unafraid [D] When you're so [A] critically disdained
[B] We in happy, smiling, drinking Laughing, cussing, not overthinking
Rocking while the ship is [E] sinking And we can't even slap you off those drunk
laughs [N] of Gary _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ [F#] We're not here to [B] change the world, we're
[G#] here to laugh at [E] others Maybe get [F#] a nap along [G#] the way
_ [E] _ [F#] So dress it up the way you wish and [G#] step aside
[E] And then meet us at [F#] the bar [E] Yeah, we'll be at the
[F#] _ Meet us at the bar and [B] we'll let you by
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _