Chords for BOOTY STORE - Your Favorite Martian music video
Tempo:
102 bpm
Chords used:
B
E
Bm
D
F#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B] Booty, booty, [E] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Booty, booty, [F#] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [G] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta [B] go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your [F] booty look better, cause [Bm] this store sells brand new [E] asses.
From the [Bm] manufacturers straight to the masses.
[G] So, if your [B] booty's flat, we'll take it back, give you a new ass and you'll [G] make it clap like
[F#] Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded.
[E] We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around [G] it.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem [B] and clap, but who needs all that when you got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store [D] full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, without [Bm] a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the hell [B] wants that?
[D] When you can find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
[Bm] Everybody say
Booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Booty.
Booty.
[F#] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, come on down.
We got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free.
Ha ha.
We got a store full of inventory, [Em] hook you up with a new [Bm] butt.
End of story.
We got my homes, [B] we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and [G#] junk in the trunk.
The [B] type of butt that rappers sing [E] of.
And if you're old school, [Bm] we got the bumps and the bumps.
[G] We got miles of [B] booty, warehouse of [E] booty.
White girl booty that's [B] cute and snooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
We got the [F#] Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan.
We got the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty [D] selection is second to none.
[E] We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt.
[F#] You can have knowledge, self-esteem [F] and clap.
But who needs all that [G#] when you got a nice [Bm] ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#m] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We [D] got a store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby without [Bm] a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [E] personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
[D] When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store sells [B] booty.
Booty. Booty.
Booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, I can sell you a butt [Bm] that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake [E] it, everybody in the place will pray for you [B] to get naked.
We got an abundance of asses, so Dan [E] will make a Catholic preacher [G] say, God [B] damn.
And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend, you [E] got a couple of asses [B] in the bargain bin.
You [F] got a variety of booty and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play [B] guitar like.
[D] [B]
[D]
[E]
[F#m] [E] [Em]
[Bm] Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem in the [B] form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Booty.
Booty.
[G#m] Booty.
This store [Bm] sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
[G#] So [Bm] come on down ladies.
Our booty store is conveniently located right off the west side highway right next to the Chuck E.
Cheese.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway.
Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
Booty, booty, [F#] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [G] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta [B] go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your [F] booty look better, cause [Bm] this store sells brand new [E] asses.
From the [Bm] manufacturers straight to the masses.
[G] So, if your [B] booty's flat, we'll take it back, give you a new ass and you'll [G] make it clap like
[F#] Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded.
[E] We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around [G] it.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem [B] and clap, but who needs all that when you got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store [D] full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, without [Bm] a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the hell [B] wants that?
[D] When you can find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
[Bm] Everybody say
Booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Booty.
Booty.
[F#] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, come on down.
We got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free.
Ha ha.
We got a store full of inventory, [Em] hook you up with a new [Bm] butt.
End of story.
We got my homes, [B] we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and [G#] junk in the trunk.
The [B] type of butt that rappers sing [E] of.
And if you're old school, [Bm] we got the bumps and the bumps.
[G] We got miles of [B] booty, warehouse of [E] booty.
White girl booty that's [B] cute and snooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
We got the [F#] Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan.
We got the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty [D] selection is second to none.
[E] We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt.
[F#] You can have knowledge, self-esteem [F] and clap.
But who needs all that [G#] when you got a nice [Bm] ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#m] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We [D] got a store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby without [Bm] a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [E] personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
[D] When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store sells [B] booty.
Booty. Booty.
Booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, I can sell you a butt [Bm] that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake [E] it, everybody in the place will pray for you [B] to get naked.
We got an abundance of asses, so Dan [E] will make a Catholic preacher [G] say, God [B] damn.
And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend, you [E] got a couple of asses [B] in the bargain bin.
You [F] got a variety of booty and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play [B] guitar like.
[D] [B]
[D]
[E]
[F#m] [E] [Em]
[Bm] Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem in the [B] form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Booty.
Booty.
[G#m] Booty.
This store [Bm] sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
[G#] So [Bm] come on down ladies.
Our booty store is conveniently located right off the west side highway right next to the Chuck E.
Cheese.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway.
Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
Key:
B
E
Bm
D
F#
B
E
Bm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ Booty, booty, [E] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Booty, booty, [F#] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [G] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta [B] go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your [F] booty look better, cause [Bm] this store sells brand new [E] asses.
From the [Bm] manufacturers straight to the masses.
[G] So, if your [B] booty's flat, we'll take it back, give you a new ass and you'll [G] make it clap like_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded.
[E] We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around [G] it.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem [B] and clap, but who needs all that when you got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store [D] full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, without [Bm] a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the hell [B] wants that?
[D] When you can find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
[Bm] Everybody say_
Booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Booty.
Booty.
_ [F#] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, come on down.
We got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free.
Ha ha.
We got a store full of inventory, [Em] hook you up with a new [Bm] butt.
End of story.
We got my homes, [B] we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and [G#] junk in the trunk.
The [B] type of butt that rappers sing [E] of.
And if you're old school, [Bm] we got the bumps and the bumps.
[G] We got miles of [B] booty, warehouse of [E] booty.
White girl booty that's [B] cute and snooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
We got the [F#] Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan.
We got the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty [D] selection is second to none.
[E] We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt.
[F#] You can have knowledge, self-esteem [F] and clap.
But who needs all that [G#] when you got a nice [Bm] ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#m] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We [D] got a store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby without [Bm] a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [E] personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
[D] When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store sells [B] booty.
Booty. Booty.
Booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, I can sell you a butt [Bm] that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake [E] it, everybody in the place will pray for you [B] to get naked.
We got an abundance of asses, so Dan [E] will make a Catholic preacher [G] say, God [B] damn.
And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend, you [E] got a couple of asses [B] in the bargain bin.
You [F] got a variety of booty and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play [B] guitar like.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [Em] _
[Bm] Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem in the [B] form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
_ Booty.
Booty.
[G#m] Booty.
This store [Bm] sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
[G#] So [Bm] come on down ladies.
Our booty store is conveniently located right off the west side highway right next to the Chuck E.
Cheese.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway. _
Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ Booty, booty, [E] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Booty, booty, [F#] booty, this store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap!
Girl, you got class and you lookin' so [E] fine, but you need a better [G] ass as I follow behind.
You gotta [B] go to Walmart and get a new [E] getup or you can pay us.
We'll make your [F] booty look better, cause [Bm] this store sells brand new [E] asses.
From the [Bm] manufacturers straight to the masses.
[G] So, if your [B] booty's flat, we'll take it back, give you a new ass and you'll [G] make it clap like_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Double D's in the front and the back.
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack.
And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded.
[E] We'll give you an ass so big you gotta walk around [G] it.
You can have knowledge, self-esteem [B] and clap, but who needs all that when you got a nice ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [A] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store [D] full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby, without [Bm] a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [A] personality, but who the hell [B] wants that?
[D] When you can find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
[Bm] Everybody say_
Booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Booty.
Booty.
_ [F#] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, come on down.
We got some [Bm] asses on clearance.
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free.
Ha ha.
We got a store full of inventory, [Em] hook you up with a new [Bm] butt.
End of story.
We got my homes, [B] we got badonkadonk.
[E] We got bootylicious and [G#] junk in the trunk.
The [B] type of butt that rappers sing [E] of.
And if you're old school, [Bm] we got the bumps and the bumps.
[G] We got miles of [B] booty, warehouse of [E] booty.
White girl booty that's [B] cute and snooty.
We got the ass of Kardashian.
We got the [F#] Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan.
We got the Shakira of the Beyonce.
We got the Matthew McConaughey.
Wait, what?
Our booty [D] selection is second to none.
[E] We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt.
[F#] You can have knowledge, self-esteem [F] and clap.
But who needs all that [G#] when you got a nice [Bm] ass?
Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#m] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We [D] got a store full of junk for your [B] trunk and baby without [Bm] a doubt.
You could [D] improve your [E] personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
[D] When you could find your self-esteem [B] in the form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store sells [B] booty.
Booty. Booty.
Booty.
This store sells booty.
Make that ass clap.
Come on ladies, I can sell you a butt [Bm] that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake [E] it, everybody in the place will pray for you [B] to get naked.
We got an abundance of asses, so Dan [E] will make a Catholic preacher [G] say, God [B] damn.
And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend, you [E] got a couple of asses [B] in the bargain bin.
You [F] got a variety of booty and if you like them bizarre, [E] we can make you an ass that can play [B] guitar like.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [Em] _
[Bm] Girl, you need a [D] new set of butt cheeks [F#] and I think we can [Bm] help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.
You could [D] improve your personality, but who the hell [Bm] wants that?
When you could find your self-esteem in the [B] form of a brand new ass.
Everybody say, booty.
Booty.
[E] Booty.
This store [B] sells booty.
_ Booty.
Booty.
[G#m] Booty.
This store [Bm] sells booty.
Make that ass stop.
[G#] So [Bm] come on down ladies.
Our booty store is conveniently located right off the west side highway right next to the Chuck E.
Cheese.
Come on.
Let's do this.
Put that ass on layaway. _
Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out.
We got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt.