Chords for Bongo Tries to be a Superhero

[G] Hey everybody, [F] my name is Zoe and [G] I'm so [C] excited to be here with [G] you guys today.
[F] We are [G] talking about the [C] most important source [Gm] of power in the [F] universe.
Me!
[C]
Bongo the _ Magnificent! _ _
Yes!
Ha ha ha!
I knew someday you would agree with me.
Maybe one day, but that day is [G] definitely not [F] today.
I wasn't talking [G] about you at [C] all.
Of course [G] you were!
You [F] mentioned [G] amazing universal power and now I [F] have [A] it.
You [C] have it?
I [F] do!
_ Where?
[C] Right here of [F] course.
That looks like [G] you've got a [C] flashlight taped to your chest.
It is [Bb] not a flashlight!
It is a spark thermonuclear atomic _ reactor!
[A] _ Spark thermo what?
[N] _ _
Spark thermonuclear atomic [C] reactor.
Star for short.
Okay, so it feels like one of those [F] words is [A] not like the [C] others.
[G] Why did you choose [F] spark as one of the [D] words?
Well, [C] there may be a bit of [F] a short in the [G] wiring and [C] from time to time I might get _ [F]
gently [B] shocked.
_ _ [C] _ _
Gently shocked?
This is so unsafe!
[F] Safe was never [C] an option.
[G] I have the power [F] of the sun [G] on my chest.
That doesn't make [F] any sense.
Well of [G] course it does!
The sun is a star, a [F] superstar, and [A] that is [C] what I am, Bongo the _ Superstar!
_ Bongo the Superstar?
Oh, you've heard [G] of me.
See, [F] I'm already famous!
[D] No, [C] no, you're not.
[G] I shall [F] use my power for [G] good and [C] not for [G] evil.
In fact, [F] I shall [G] fight evil.
I am now a powerful superhero.
[F] I [A] am invincible.
[C]
I [E] am _ superstar.
_ [C]
Okay, okay, [F] slow down, [G] Supermonkey. _
Superstar!
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Ah, [F] superstar, _ [G]
look at my spark [G] thermonuclear atomic [F] reactor! _
[G] Bongo, that's not a reactor.
That's a tap light [F] from a closet with some loose [C] wire sticking [G] out of it.
_ Today we're talking about real power [Fm] inside of us, the Holy [Cm] Spirit.
_ The Holy [F] Spirit?
But [G] I thought Jesus was the most powerful person on [F] earth.
I wish [C] he was still here.
[G] _ [F] Actually, Bongo, [C]
Jesus said it was the best for us that [F] he went back to [G] heaven.
[C] Really?
But how?
[F] Well, _ [G]
I'm glad you [C] asked.
It says in [F] John [B] 16, [C] 7,
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] Hmm, _ [F] the [A] Advocate, well, [C] that sounds like a superhero!
[F] Well, [D]
actually, [C] you're not [G] wrong.
The [F] Advocate [G] is another name [C] for the Holy [G] Spirit.
The [F] Holy Spirit is [G] the Spirit [C] of God, [G] the same spirit that [F] raised Jesus from the dead.
[C] And now [G] he lives [F] inside of us whenever we're [D] a part of God's [C] family.
[G] That [F] sounds amazing!
_ [G]
It [C] really is.
[Gm] You see, [F] Bongo, [G] Jesus could only be in one place at a time [F] whenever he was here [A] on earth.
[C] And now that he's in heaven, his Holy Spirit is living inside each one of us as Christians.
[F] You [C]
mean that power is inside of me [F] right now?
[G]
That's [C] exactly right, Bongo.
If [F] you've decided to follow [B] Jesus and you [C] are a part of God's family, [F] the Holy Spirit [C] lives inside of you.
Oh, yes!
[F] I am so [G] excited!
This [C] is awesome!
[F] Much better than a light [G] taped to your [C] chest, huh?
Hmm, yes, [F] yes.
[A] Thank you so much, [C] Zoe!
You're welcome, Bongo!
That's Bongo the _ _ Superstar!
Okay, I thought you were done with that.
Of course [G] not!
I have the power [F] of the sun!
[G]
S [C]-O-N, Son [F] of God!
[G]
Okay, I see [C] what you did there.
Yes, would you like to [F] hear my theme song?
[A]
I [C] think I'll pass.
Yes, [F] probably for the [Em] best.
There is [C] a ten minute long guitar [F] solo in the middle and, well, [G] you know, I've got to get out [C] there and start fighting crime.
[F] Justice never [G]
rests!
[C] I must away!
[F] _ _ [Em] _
_ [G] Aaaaaah! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ Oh, owie.
_ _ _ [F] Ah, Bongo, [G] are you [C] okay?
Should I call [F] somebody?
_ [A]
I'll [C] be fine.
_ [F] He'll be fine.
[D] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _