Chords for Bones UK: Girls Can't Play Guitars
Tempo:
69.3 bpm
Chords used:
D
Dm
Am
A
C#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#] [Dm] Oh my God.
[D] Did you ever get [Am] this feeling that I'm feeling
cause I'm feeling [D] that I need to be [Am] you.
Cause I'm just a [N] bitch, an educated witch.
Thank God I got my man telling me what to do.
[D] I know that he loves me, says he wants me for my mate.
You know I love those tough guys with their thick thighs
[A] who don't need to listen when I speak.
He's up there on my knees again.
Said he'll come back when I say please again.
Rosie when you blow me I see stars but
girls can't play guitar.
[B]
[D]
Girls can't play [Dm] guitar.
[A] All that I want is a boy to treat [Dm] me real neat.
Could you blow my pants down while I [D] lick your plate clean.
I got to be like the fancy C.C. Cesar.
He won't move on to the next.
You know it takes a real big man to never let me punch
above the limits of my sex.
So nice of you to let me keep my ass so nice and tight.
Rosie that's so fucking sweet playing with me and my mother.
Girls can't play guitar.
[Am] [F]
[A] [D] Biologically impossible.
Biologically impossible.
Biologically impossible.
Girls can't play guitar.
Biologically impossible.
Girls can't play guitar.
[G] [D]
We knocked each other's guitars out of tune.
[E] Which is good when you're doing a song about
[D] Did you ever get [Am] this feeling that I'm feeling
cause I'm feeling [D] that I need to be [Am] you.
Cause I'm just a [N] bitch, an educated witch.
Thank God I got my man telling me what to do.
[D] I know that he loves me, says he wants me for my mate.
You know I love those tough guys with their thick thighs
[A] who don't need to listen when I speak.
He's up there on my knees again.
Said he'll come back when I say please again.
Rosie when you blow me I see stars but
girls can't play guitar.
[B]
[D]
Girls can't play [Dm] guitar.
[A] All that I want is a boy to treat [Dm] me real neat.
Could you blow my pants down while I [D] lick your plate clean.
I got to be like the fancy C.C. Cesar.
He won't move on to the next.
You know it takes a real big man to never let me punch
above the limits of my sex.
So nice of you to let me keep my ass so nice and tight.
Rosie that's so fucking sweet playing with me and my mother.
Girls can't play guitar.
[Am] [F]
[A] [D] Biologically impossible.
Biologically impossible.
Biologically impossible.
Girls can't play guitar.
Biologically impossible.
Girls can't play guitar.
[G] [D]
We knocked each other's guitars out of tune.
[E] Which is good when you're doing a song about
Key:
D
Dm
Am
A
C#
D
Dm
Am
[C#] _ _ [Dm] _ _ Oh my God.
[D] Did you ever get [Am] this feeling that I'm feeling
cause I'm feeling [D] that I need to be [Am] you.
Cause I'm just a [N] bitch, an educated witch.
Thank God I got my man telling me what to do.
_ [D] I know that he loves me, says he wants me for my mate.
You know I love those tough guys with their thick thighs
[A] who don't need to listen when I speak.
He's up there on my knees again.
Said he'll come back when I say please again.
Rosie when you blow me I see stars but
girls can't play guitar.
[B] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Girls can't play [Dm] guitar.
_ [A] All that I want is a boy to treat [Dm] me real neat.
Could you blow my pants down while I [D] lick your plate clean.
I got to be like the fancy C.C. Cesar.
He won't move on to the next.
_ You know it takes a real big man to never let me punch
above the limits of my sex. _ _
_ _ So nice of you to let me keep my ass so nice and tight.
Rosie that's so fucking sweet playing with me and my mother.
Girls can't play guitar. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] Biologically impossible.
_ Biologically impossible.
_ _ Biologically impossible.
Girls can't play guitar. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Biologically impossible. _
Girls can't play guitar. _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ We knocked each other's guitars out of tune.
[E] Which is good when you're doing a song about
[D] Did you ever get [Am] this feeling that I'm feeling
cause I'm feeling [D] that I need to be [Am] you.
Cause I'm just a [N] bitch, an educated witch.
Thank God I got my man telling me what to do.
_ [D] I know that he loves me, says he wants me for my mate.
You know I love those tough guys with their thick thighs
[A] who don't need to listen when I speak.
He's up there on my knees again.
Said he'll come back when I say please again.
Rosie when you blow me I see stars but
girls can't play guitar.
[B] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Girls can't play [Dm] guitar.
_ [A] All that I want is a boy to treat [Dm] me real neat.
Could you blow my pants down while I [D] lick your plate clean.
I got to be like the fancy C.C. Cesar.
He won't move on to the next.
_ You know it takes a real big man to never let me punch
above the limits of my sex. _ _
_ _ So nice of you to let me keep my ass so nice and tight.
Rosie that's so fucking sweet playing with me and my mother.
Girls can't play guitar. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] Biologically impossible.
_ Biologically impossible.
_ _ Biologically impossible.
Girls can't play guitar. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Biologically impossible. _
Girls can't play guitar. _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ We knocked each other's guitars out of tune.
[E] Which is good when you're doing a song about