Chords for BONES UK - GIRLS CAN'T PLAY GUITAR
Tempo:
67.1 bpm
Chords used:
D
Dm
G
E
Gm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B] There was this [G] bloke in Camden Town, he came up to [Bm] us after one of our shows.
He said that he loved the gig, but our band would never be as good as his band,
[G] because it wasn't possible for girls to play guitar as well as boys.
[D] Biologically impossible.
[N]
[Dm] [D]
He loves me, he says he [Gm] wants me [D] for my meat.
[G] [D] Eyes with that thick eyes, you don't need to listen when I speak.
He's left me on my knees again.
He said he'll come back when [Dm] I say please again.
Rosie when you blow me I see stars.
[D] But, girls can't play guitar.
[Dm]
[G] [E] Apologize [Dm] for trying.
[E] It's what he said.
[D] Girls can't play guitar.
All [Db] I [Bb] want is a lad [Dm] that treats me real.
Let you pull my pants down while I let you play [D] clean.
I [C] got to be [D] like the fantasy.
See our hero move on to the [Dm] next.
[D] You know it takes a real big man to never let me answer my sex.
[E] Time to [D] let me cook and clean every night.
So good of you to let me keep all my soul [F] in my [D] spine.
He says sweet cheese, you look so cute playing with me and my heart.
[Dm] Fuck no, girls can't play guitar.
[D]
Girls
[G] [D] [N] can't play [Dm] guitar.
[D] It's biologically impossible.
It's just biologically impossible.
It's just biologically [G] impossible.
Girls can't play [Ab] guitar.
[Dm] It's just biologically impossible.
[D] It's just [Dm] biologically impossible.
It's [Gm] just [D] biologically impossible.
[A] Girls can't [Dm] play guitar.
He said that he loved the gig, but our band would never be as good as his band,
[G] because it wasn't possible for girls to play guitar as well as boys.
[D] Biologically impossible.
[N]
[Dm] [D]
He loves me, he says he [Gm] wants me [D] for my meat.
[G] [D] Eyes with that thick eyes, you don't need to listen when I speak.
He's left me on my knees again.
He said he'll come back when [Dm] I say please again.
Rosie when you blow me I see stars.
[D] But, girls can't play guitar.
[Dm]
[G] [E] Apologize [Dm] for trying.
[E] It's what he said.
[D] Girls can't play guitar.
All [Db] I [Bb] want is a lad [Dm] that treats me real.
Let you pull my pants down while I let you play [D] clean.
I [C] got to be [D] like the fantasy.
See our hero move on to the [Dm] next.
[D] You know it takes a real big man to never let me answer my sex.
[E] Time to [D] let me cook and clean every night.
So good of you to let me keep all my soul [F] in my [D] spine.
He says sweet cheese, you look so cute playing with me and my heart.
[Dm] Fuck no, girls can't play guitar.
[D]
Girls
[G] [D] [N] can't play [Dm] guitar.
[D] It's biologically impossible.
It's just biologically impossible.
It's just biologically [G] impossible.
Girls can't play [Ab] guitar.
[Dm] It's just biologically impossible.
[D] It's just [Dm] biologically impossible.
It's [Gm] just [D] biologically impossible.
[A] Girls can't [Dm] play guitar.
Key:
D
Dm
G
E
Gm
D
Dm
G
[B] There was this [G] bloke in Camden Town, he came up to [Bm] us after one of our shows.
He said that he loved the gig, but our band would never be as good as his band,
[G] because it wasn't possible for girls to play guitar as well as boys.
[D] Biologically impossible. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [D] _
He loves me, he says he [Gm] wants me [D] for my meat.
[G] _ [D] _ Eyes with that thick eyes, you don't need to listen when I speak.
He's left me on my knees again.
He said he'll come back when [Dm] I say please again.
Rosie when you blow me I see stars.
[D] But, girls can't play guitar.
_ [Dm] _
[G] _ _ [E] Apologize [Dm] for trying.
[E] It's what he said.
[D] _ Girls can't play guitar. _
All [Db] I [Bb] want is a lad [Dm] that treats me real.
Let you pull my pants down while I let you play [D] clean.
I [C] got to be [D] like the fantasy.
See our hero move on to the [Dm] next.
[D] You know it takes a real big man to never let me answer my sex.
[E] Time to [D] let me cook and clean every night.
So good of you to let me keep all my soul [F] in my [D] spine.
He says sweet cheese, you look so cute playing with me and my heart.
[Dm] Fuck no, girls can't play guitar.
[D] _
_ _ _ Girls _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ [D] _ [N] can't play [Dm] guitar.
[D] It's biologically impossible.
It's just biologically impossible.
It's just biologically [G] impossible.
Girls can't play [Ab] guitar.
[Dm] It's just biologically impossible.
[D] It's just [Dm] biologically impossible.
It's [Gm] just [D] biologically impossible.
[A] Girls can't [Dm] play guitar.
He said that he loved the gig, but our band would never be as good as his band,
[G] because it wasn't possible for girls to play guitar as well as boys.
[D] Biologically impossible. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [D] _
He loves me, he says he [Gm] wants me [D] for my meat.
[G] _ [D] _ Eyes with that thick eyes, you don't need to listen when I speak.
He's left me on my knees again.
He said he'll come back when [Dm] I say please again.
Rosie when you blow me I see stars.
[D] But, girls can't play guitar.
_ [Dm] _
[G] _ _ [E] Apologize [Dm] for trying.
[E] It's what he said.
[D] _ Girls can't play guitar. _
All [Db] I [Bb] want is a lad [Dm] that treats me real.
Let you pull my pants down while I let you play [D] clean.
I [C] got to be [D] like the fantasy.
See our hero move on to the [Dm] next.
[D] You know it takes a real big man to never let me answer my sex.
[E] Time to [D] let me cook and clean every night.
So good of you to let me keep all my soul [F] in my [D] spine.
He says sweet cheese, you look so cute playing with me and my heart.
[Dm] Fuck no, girls can't play guitar.
[D] _
_ _ _ Girls _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ [D] _ [N] can't play [Dm] guitar.
[D] It's biologically impossible.
It's just biologically impossible.
It's just biologically [G] impossible.
Girls can't play [Ab] guitar.
[Dm] It's just biologically impossible.
[D] It's just [Dm] biologically impossible.
It's [Gm] just [D] biologically impossible.
[A] Girls can't [Dm] play guitar.