Chords for Boiled in Lead - Army (Dream Song)

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[G] In my dream, [D] I'm suddenly [G] in the army, and the [D] army [G] life is good, [C] but I'm ankle [G] deep in blood.
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So [G] I went [D] to see the [G] quartermaster, [D] and the [Em] quartermaster said, your socks are [D] awful red. _
[G] I found [Am] the [D] master [G] sergeant, said sergeant I am hurting, [C] I'm considering [G] deserting.
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He [G] said do whatever [D] is in [G] your conscience, [D] so I tried to [Em] make a gun, but I was stapled
to [D] the gun, _ _ [Em] and the can [D] will [G] end up falling off.
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Dark [G] and cold, [C] made them [G] all straight up wood [C] and thunder [G] gold.
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_ [D] _ _ _ So I found the first [G] lieutenant, he [D] said God they're gonna [G] bomb [C] us from their vicious [G] flying llamas.
I dove [Am]
into the [G] llama shelter, I [D] became [Em] Charlotte Goyer, and the battle [D] fell away.
_ [G] And the peace [D] that reigned [G] in upper dreamland was badly negated, [C] when the giant [G] slugs invaded.
_ [Am] [G] I turned [D] to face my [G] fine young officers, [Am] I was barking [Em] out my orders, when they crashed
[D] across the borders.
_ [Em] And the can [D] will end [G] up falling right.
[C] _ Dark [G] and [C] cold, made [G] them all straight up [C] wood and [G] thunder gold.
Slugs [D] lined [G] up all in a [C] line.
Dark [G] and cold, [C] made them [G] all straight up wood [C] and thunder [G] gold.
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