Chords for Bob

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Bob goes to church every [G] Sunday, [F] every Sunday that the [C] fish ain't biting.
Bob never has [G] to have dinner with the preacher [F] cause Bob never bothered getting married.
He [G] likes to drink a beer or two every now and [F] again.
He always had more [Cm] dogs than [C] he ever had friends.
Bob ain't [G] light in the loafers.
[F] He might kneel, but he never [C] bends over. _ _
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Bob takes care of his [G] mama.
[F] She's the only one he lets [C] call him Robert.
She don't drive anymore, so he takes her to [F] the store and keeps her yard looking [C] just like she [A] wants.
Every [G] week at the beauty shop, Bob's mama [C] hears of another woman's made another man disappear.
Robert ain't exactly [G] scared of women.
[F] He's just got his own way [C] of living. _ _
[G] Bob's still got an [G] antenna on a [F] pole.
Two channels come [C] in, two more come and go.
[G] He used to watch the news, but he don't [F] anymore.
Ain't none [C] of it new.
It's the same as before.
He figures all any of it's any good [F] for keeping everybody bored till there ain't nobody like [A] Bob anymore.
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Bob takes care [G] of his mama.
[F] She's a mess, but he feels [C] like he ought to.
How big a mess today?
Ask Bob.
He'll [F] say she's a big one and she's [C] gonna be a lot of.
[G] He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again.
[F] He always had more [C] dogs than he ever had friends.
Bob ain't light in [G] the lopes.
He [F] might kneel, but he [C] never bends over. _ _
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