Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Chords by Bloodhound Gang
Tempo:
87.9 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
B
D
C#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Em] [A] [E]
[A] [E]
[A] Knock, knock, Mr.
[E]
Rogers, [A] it's Mr.
[E] McFeely.
[A] I brought [E] you a letter, [A] speedy [B] delivery.
[A] Well, Mr.
[E]
McFeely, [A] if there's [E] postage due, [A] you [E] can go fuck yourself, [A] like Captain [B] Kangaroo.
[A] I can [B] go to land of [C#] McFeely, and I can [E] pretend.
[A] But in [B] the end, I still have [E] no friends.
[B]
[A]
[E]
[A]
[E]
[A] [E]
[A] [E]
[C] [A] Mr.
[E]
Rogers, [A] I like your [E] cardigan sweater.
[A] Mr.
[E]
McFeely, [A] shut up and give me [B] my letter.
[A] I don't want [E] to talk to you, [A] don't you [E] understand?
[A] Why are [E] you inside my house?
[A] You're just my fucking [B] mailman.
[A] I can [B] go to land of [C#] McFeely, and I can [E] pretend.
[A] But in [B] the end, I still have [E] no friends.
[B]
[A]
[E]
[A]
[E]
[A] I can [B] go to land of McFeely, [C#] and you can [E] pretend.
[A] But in [B] the end, you still have [E] no friends.
[B]
[A] You are my best friend too.
I share the [N] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span, and rock out to old school Duran Duran.
Your best friend is you.
I'm my best [Em] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night [E] C-Span, and rock out [D] to old school [G] Duran [B] Duran.
Your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my best [E] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night C [E]-Span, and rock out [D] to old school Duran [B] Duran.
Your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my best [E] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night C [E]-Span, and rock out [D] to old school Duran [B] Duran.
[A] [E]
[A] Knock, knock, Mr.
[E]
Rogers, [A] it's Mr.
[E] McFeely.
[A] I brought [E] you a letter, [A] speedy [B] delivery.
[A] Well, Mr.
[E]
McFeely, [A] if there's [E] postage due, [A] you [E] can go fuck yourself, [A] like Captain [B] Kangaroo.
[A] I can [B] go to land of [C#] McFeely, and I can [E] pretend.
[A] But in [B] the end, I still have [E] no friends.
[B]
[A]
[E]
[A]
[E]
[A] [E]
[A] [E]
[C] [A] Mr.
[E]
Rogers, [A] I like your [E] cardigan sweater.
[A] Mr.
[E]
McFeely, [A] shut up and give me [B] my letter.
[A] I don't want [E] to talk to you, [A] don't you [E] understand?
[A] Why are [E] you inside my house?
[A] You're just my fucking [B] mailman.
[A] I can [B] go to land of [C#] McFeely, and I can [E] pretend.
[A] But in [B] the end, I still have [E] no friends.
[B]
[A]
[E]
[A]
[E]
[A] I can [B] go to land of McFeely, [C#] and you can [E] pretend.
[A] But in [B] the end, you still have [E] no friends.
[B]
[A] You are my best friend too.
I share the [N] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span, and rock out to old school Duran Duran.
Your best friend is you.
I'm my best [Em] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night [E] C-Span, and rock out [D] to old school [G] Duran [B] Duran.
Your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my best [E] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night C [E]-Span, and rock out [D] to old school Duran [B] Duran.
Your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my best [E] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night C [E]-Span, and rock out [D] to old school Duran [B] Duran.
Key:
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B
D
C#
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B
[Em] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] Knock, knock, Mr.
[E] _ _
Rogers, [A] _ it's Mr.
[E] McFeely. _
_ _ [A] _ I brought [E] you a letter, [A] _ speedy [B] delivery. _
_ [A] Well, _ Mr.
[E] _
McFeely, _ [A] _ if there's [E] postage due, _ _ [A] _ _ you [E] can go fuck yourself, [A] like Captain _ [B] Kangaroo.
_ [A] I _ can [B] go to land of [C#] McFeely, and I can [E] pretend.
_ _ [A] But in [B] the end, I still have [E] no friends.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [C] _ [A] _ _ Mr.
[E] _
Rogers, _ [A] I like your [E] cardigan sweater. _
_ _ [A] _ _ Mr.
[E] _
McFeely, _ [A] shut up and give me [B] my letter.
_ _ [A] _ I don't want [E] to talk to you, [A] _ don't you [E] understand? _
_ _ [A] _ _ Why are [E] you inside my house?
[A] You're just my fucking [B] mailman.
_ _ [A] _ _ I can [B] go to land of [C#] McFeely, and I can [E] pretend.
_ [A] But _ in [B] the end, I still have [E] no friends.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ I can [B] go to land of McFeely, [C#] _ and you can [E] pretend. _
_ _ [A] _ But in [B] the end, you still have [E] no friends.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ [A] You are my best friend too.
I share the [N] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span, and rock out to old school Duran Duran.
Your best friend is you.
I'm my best [Em] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night [E] C-Span, and rock out [D] to old school [G] Duran [B] Duran.
Your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my best [E] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, _ watch late night C [E]-Span, and rock out [D] to old school Duran [B] Duran.
Your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my best [E] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night C [E]-Span, and rock out [D] to old school Duran [B] Duran. _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] Knock, knock, Mr.
[E] _ _
Rogers, [A] _ it's Mr.
[E] McFeely. _
_ _ [A] _ I brought [E] you a letter, [A] _ speedy [B] delivery. _
_ [A] Well, _ Mr.
[E] _
McFeely, _ [A] _ if there's [E] postage due, _ _ [A] _ _ you [E] can go fuck yourself, [A] like Captain _ [B] Kangaroo.
_ [A] I _ can [B] go to land of [C#] McFeely, and I can [E] pretend.
_ _ [A] But in [B] the end, I still have [E] no friends.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [C] _ [A] _ _ Mr.
[E] _
Rogers, _ [A] I like your [E] cardigan sweater. _
_ _ [A] _ _ Mr.
[E] _
McFeely, _ [A] shut up and give me [B] my letter.
_ _ [A] _ I don't want [E] to talk to you, [A] _ don't you [E] understand? _
_ _ [A] _ _ Why are [E] you inside my house?
[A] You're just my fucking [B] mailman.
_ _ [A] _ _ I can [B] go to land of [C#] McFeely, and I can [E] pretend.
_ [A] But _ in [B] the end, I still have [E] no friends.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ I can [B] go to land of McFeely, [C#] _ and you can [E] pretend. _
_ _ [A] _ But in [B] the end, you still have [E] no friends.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ [A] You are my best friend too.
I share the [N] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span, and rock out to old school Duran Duran.
Your best friend is you.
I'm my best [Em] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night [E] C-Span, and rock out [D] to old school [G] Duran [B] Duran.
Your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my best [E] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, _ watch late night C [E]-Span, and rock out [D] to old school Duran [B] Duran.
Your best friend [A] is you.
I'm my best [E] friend too.
I share the [D] same views and hardly ever argue.
Eat spam from [A] the can, watch late night C [E]-Span, and rock out [D] to old school Duran [B] Duran. _