Chords for Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?

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_ [Cm] _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ [D#] _ [G#m] _ _
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[Cm] I did [D] not mean your lovely wife was [F#m] shacking up with a wookiee.
What I mean [C#] is, Marita is hairier than your son.
He looks like Chewie.
[C#m] _ And I'm [C#] completely on one.
You put it mildly, your porn show's completely nutsy.
_ I shove him back [A] into the oven [C#] until he is done cooking.
But why is everybody _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ always picking on me?
[G#m] You haven't brushed them since 1980, Greg.
But why is everybody always picking on me?
Because you've got the grooming habits of a [A] chimpanzee.
_ _ _ [G#m] _ _
_ [G#] [F#m] Why is [A] everybody always picking on me?
[E] Always picking on me, I'm in a pot of porridge, I'm a leech, I get the shots, I'm like the cop,
[A] there's a lot more wrong with you, [G#m] so back me up, Bill.
And you're [G#] ugly, too.
So whenever I brush my teeth, whether it be sugenerative or wear a face,
I turn my shams or my circulars to [A] heath, and my mirror never lies,
but it always verifies [G] I got more cheese and [A] pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie.
You compare me to a Russian, but I don't [G#m] understand why I'm sort of like I'm the poor man.
Like the [C#m] Alperman.
Maybe I could find [C#] one of the prominent niche e-speakers,
but at least this time I didn't find my name in the back of her sound.
My bloopers are gross.
Single bird, her bird thing.
And then I think that's everybody, but I'm repeating.
[E] I know I'm not a stroller, right?
I'm not a rotary [C#]-cart,
it's because I'm done in 60 seconds and you're still wanting to [A] march.
Why is everybody always picking on [B] me?
[E] Since the late [F#m] 80s.
Why is everybody always picking on [G#m] me?
Because you run like a girl and you sit down to [C#] bake.
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Because your only school [G#m] chum was the lunch [F#m] lady.
Why is everybody always picking on [E] me?
Took your mom to the prom and got lucky.
And [G] at the super [E] deal when you can get sick of the [D#] 80s,
[G#] and he writes in the [D#] professor's lab and makes them LSD pizza.
[G#] He makes the supers [D#] bring them ginger with coconut.
Stir how and let me burn alive inside of [G] their grass hut.
Oh, how true of you, Nick, you're looking, they should have let it be.
And like a [Gm] postdoc, like a no-biz-er, keep your thoughts to [G] me.
See, the trick is they'll like the gold news, I can't do you no harm.
Like [Gm] this drummer from the fibers only got one [G] arm
_ _ Drummer [Gm] from the fibers only got one [G] _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ arm
[G#] Why _ _ [D] is everybody always picking [B] on me?
Because my fifteen year [F] old cousin has less [F#m] acting.
Why is everybody always picking [D#] on me?
Haven't crushed them teeth since 1980 [F#m] great.
Why is everybody always picking [B] on me?
Cause you've got the [G#m] girly habits of a [A] chimpanzee
Why's everybody always picking [B] on me?
Cause your wife has got [C#m] a nose like Phil [F#m] Cosby
Why's everybody always picking on me?
Cause you're one of a lot [F] of friends into the late [A] 80's
Why's everybody always picking [G#m] on me?
Cause you run like a girl and you sit down [A] to pee
Why's everybody always picking on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
Why's everybody always picking on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy _ _ _ _ _ _