Chords for bloodhound gang vagina with lyrics

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[D] My last girlfriend didn't like me, well she might be, most likely a dyke, she just [A] didn't excite me.
Lefty, yeah but that was alright, she was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that [B] bright.
My mistake, she was more flaky than a leopard colony, I think a wooden clothespin would
have been much better company.
[A] Ass like a donkey, acting funky, gave her L now she's a funky, so my love for her died
quicker than a batch of sea [D] monkeys.
Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs and spread the word.
So what up, I'm not the smartest peanut in the [A] turd.
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color and I'm looking for
the kind of girl that reminds me of my [B] mother but it's hard to find a girl with a vibrant
tattooed on her tushy.
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their [A] pussies like them
easy and hot and sweet like a rice treat, cheat.
You know what I really want in a girl?
[D] Me.
I [A] need to find [Bm] a [A] new vagina, [D] _ [Am] any kind [Bm] of [A] new vagina.
[D] It's [A] hard to rhyme [Bm] a word [A] like [D] vagina, [Am] counting what kind [Bm] of North [A]
Carolina.
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_ [D] Women are like dogs, you hear me through, don't interrupt.
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up.
[A] I built a generation gap between the cobwebs from her rafters.
Old hands would rather put out than be put out through the [B] pasture.
No H-15 Nagija like my girls like my cheese.
Preferably from EFAP free American singles only.
[A] I want my next gigantic, the winner is the thinner.
We'll have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy [D] dinner like Sizzla.
She gotta be booked to the fat if I forget to put the seat up.
I can put up with the [A] crack, let her lash out and crack the whip.
If not in bed I don't play rough.
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied.
[B] Just independent like no infected fart like Janine Garoppolo.
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never [A] know.
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of a Dewey Decimal System.
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl?
[D] Me.
I [A] need to find [Bm] a [A] new vagina.
[D] _ [A] Any kind [Bm] of [A] new vagina.
[D] It's [A] hard to rhyme [Bm] a word [A] like vagina.
[D] Yeah, [A] be quite kind [B] of South [A]
Carolina.
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vagina, [D] _ _ [A] vagina, [B] _ _ [A]
vagina.
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_ [D] _ _ [A] Vagina, [B] _ [A] vagina, vagina.
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