Chords for Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me (featuring Joey Fatone)

Tempo:
78.925 bpm
Chords used:

Ab

F

Bb

Eb

C

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me (featuring Joey Fatone) chords
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[Eb]
I'm quite the sped, I never shred, not cool, but my bros all [Bbm] call me Hitch, with a silent
B, but that smells bitch, bitch you pittin' me, [Ebm] which has bono dick, bad word fuck dick,
not cool, and I smell like [Bbm] regret and tequila, what's that even mean, I have no idea,
[Ab] [F] you're
the only assholes I see, in [Cm] old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me,
[Ab] hey you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [Cm] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Fm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Eb] shit rules, I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit, not cool, and my friends think that
[Bbm] I like men, that's because you do, don't even listen to them, no one's judging [Ebm] you, Tom
Goodman got slow [Ab] kid haircut, not [Ebm] cool, do you like [Bbm] renaissance fairs, where'd you get
that scarf, this is what thy lord doth wear, I'll be in the car, [Ab] hey you, you dance like
[F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me,
[Ab] hey
you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Eb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Ab] shit rules, dancing [F] with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling,
[Ab] dancing [C] with myself,
[Abm] in the dark, [F] on the ceiling,
[Ab] [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Cm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you more than
yourself [Ab] at school, [C] [Ab]
[Bb] [Eb] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire the [Ebm] shit
rules, let's go to civil war [Eb] reenactments, throw some backing out too soon at them, let's
go to civil war reenactments, warning, spoiler alert
Key:  
Ab
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F
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Bb
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Eb
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C
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Ab
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F
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Bb
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To learn Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me chords, your practice should emphasize these chord progressions: F, C, Ab, C, Ab, Bb, Ab, F, Cm, Eb, C and Eb. Ease into the song by practicing at 39 BPM before reaching the track's full tempo of 79 BPM. Configure the capo to your vocal range and chord preference, remembering the key of Eb Major.

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[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm quite the sped, I never shred, not cool, but my bros all [Bbm] call me Hitch, with a silent
B, but that smells bitch, bitch you pittin' me, [Ebm] which has bono dick, bad word fuck dick,
not cool, and I smell like [Bbm] regret and tequila, what's that even mean, I have no idea, _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ [F] you're
the only assholes I see, in [Cm] old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me, _
[Ab] hey you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [Cm] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Fm] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Eb] shit rules, _ _ _ _ _ _ I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit, not cool, and my friends think that
[Bbm] I like men, that's because you do, don't even listen to them, no one's judging [Ebm] you, Tom
Goodman got slow [Ab] kid haircut, not [Ebm] cool, do you like [Bbm] renaissance fairs, where'd you get
that scarf, this is what thy lord doth wear, I'll be in the car, [Ab] hey you, you dance like
[F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're [Bb] as uncool as me, _
[Ab] hey
you, you dance like [F] those assholes I [C] see, in old [Eb] molly ring walk movies, I think you're
[Bb] as uncool as me, [Ab] and I have guts, _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you
more than [Ab] yourself at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire
the [Ab] shit rules, dancing [F] _ with myself, _ in the dark, _ on the ceiling, _ _
[Ab] dancing _ [C] with myself, _ _
[Abm] in the dark, _ [F] on the ceiling, _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] [F] they don't think you're all that cool, they like you more than
yourself [Ab] at school, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [F] they don't think you're all that cool, but you're gonna fire the [Ebm] shit
rules, let's go to civil war [Eb] reenactments, throw some backing out too soon at them, let's
go to civil war reenactments, warning, spoiler alert _

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The Hard-Off album includes this song.

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