Mope Chords by Bloodhound Gang

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_ I'm the girl that do's
Shots of OG on the hoodies
Porn girls got me into the oldies
Hanging out like double deeps
We going out on iced teas Mayor [G#] Mitchie's
Baby Shamrock shake 3-3 o'clock
On the dot, time to cruise for 8th graders
Rather do the Weather Channel so that I can watch [D#] it later
[D] Reruns, reruns, so what's happening?
[E] He's knocked up and rocked on crack again
Deep throat, [G#m] a whole natty body
Make one bean, do a batch of [C] silly putty
Make a stand of cold dates, sandwich and ate it
Go [N] to National Geographic and get the parties on the TV
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was in attendance
So I sent him you pears, like, in the [E] bottle
With my mom, [F] I was on the show
[E] Muckablock muse, nothing going on
Later than the Pope, [C#m] clowning off the [E] King Kong
Fucking out like George Middleton
Better than the parents of [C#] a Barney
[E] A barbie, Gianna, Bob Marley Boris Redmill
Not going nowhere, [C#] slick chance we [E] will
Let's hit the road, Jackson
For a life, one dick around
[F#] Like Mickey goes to [Em] Hollywood
He likes to go to rest
When you wanna go to [Bm] rest
He likes to go to [E] rest
When you wanna come
[Em] He likes to go to rest
When you wanna go to rest
He [D] likes to go to rest
[E] When you wanna come
Nowhere [N] to go, I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for Miles Wright to activate
Stalemate, jailbait, end of my stroke of life imprisonment
Amazing what a dope breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
I like to pan and speed reading
Never lose a sight of the thrill season
[A] Don't need a shower today, just some brew
A Pepsi, just wanna [N] ask for my jeans
Seem to do another day, and iris
Pickles, I sip our own parts
I dial the wrong number, hope the conversation starts
I mean I might as well, fill us in in the journey
Give myself a mullet, hook the flimmy to the Kirby
Make a prank call, pretending I'm a mind
Get [E] stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Send a letter in the mail, in the mail
To Johnny Clutch, send me back my ex
Jack, fuck the barbues, nothing going on
Later than [C#] the Pope, clowning off the King [E] Kong
Fucking out like George Bell's knife
Better than the [F#] parents on a party of [E] five
The Seattle block, Ronnie, or a treadmill
Not going [F#] nowhere, slick chance he [E] will
Let's hit the road, Jackson, four like one
Stick around like [C#m] Ricky goes to Hollywood
[Em] He likes to come through it
When you wanna go through [E] it
He likes to come through it
When you wanna come
[Em] He likes to come through it
When you wanna go through [Bm] it
He likes to come through [D] it
When you wanna come
I'm Mighty Tidy Windy and I'm smuggling plums
[Em] When you wanna [D#] come
I'm Mighty Tidy Windy and I'm smuggling plums
[G#] When you wanna come
I'm Mighty Tidy Windy and I'm smuggling plums
[Em] When you wanna come
I'm Mighty Tidy Windy and I'm smuggling plums
When you wanna come
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_ _ Awww, shit.
Here comes Pac-Man
Hey, Pac-man, whats up?
Hey, you [F] piggy! _ _ _
Wanna free those?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad.
Nope can't help you [B] me _ _ _
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[Em] He likes to come to rest, when you wanna come to rest
[Bm] He likes to fuck you everywhere, when you [G#] wanna come
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_ _ _ _ [A#] Holy macaroni!
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