Officer Norris Chords by Blaze Foley

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Dear Officer Norris, is [Bm] that really your [B] name?
[A] Why [E] do all you policemen all look just the same?
[F#] With your big heavy pistols and your bullets [A#] galore
[F#] I bet your feet are just as flat as [A#] the [B] floor
You read us our rights, but you read them too fast
[Bm] _ _ [E]
Officer Norris, would you please kiss my [B] ass?
Officer Norris, Officer [Bm] Norris
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Get down [B] on your knees
_ Bo-eeze-ah, bo-eeze-ah, we shouldn't have tried
[E] Go down to Columbus, Georgia, we was so fried
And [F#] the police, they get you if you look strange at night
If you're wearing polyester, double knit, you're alright
[B] But we only had blue jeans, our eyes [Bm] was red
[E] Said they knew that we was awful, all the good folks was in [B] bed
But what do they [F#] know, what do they [Bm] know?
They don't know _ [B] everything
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_ [F#] _ _ _ [E] _ [F#] _ _ [A#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ sheets on the bed, just a blanket of blue
[E] If I was your mama, I'd run out on you
[A#] Were you [D#m] in Korea and [A#] Vietnam [F#] too?
Or did you learn in college like the young police do?
You [B] learn how to use handcuffs the time you're on breaks
[E] Getting three cups of coffee, three coffee cakes
[F#] From middle-aged women that's already [A#] married
[F#] Middle-aged women that's already [B] married
Officer Norris, is that really [Bm] your name?
[E] Why do all you police men all look just the same
With your [F#] big heavy pistols [A#] and your bullets [D#m] galore
I bet your [F#] feet are just as [A#] flat as the floor
[B] You read us our rights, but you read them too fast
[G#] _ [E] Officer Norris, would you please kiss my [Bm] ass?
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Officer [F#] Norris, Officer [Bm] Norris
[E] Get [B] down on your knees _ _ _ _ _ _
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