Chords for Big D and the Kids Table - Not Fucking Around

[G] Okay, Atlanta for real
[Bb] If I found myself
stranded [G] on an island
with six million girls
Well, I put them all to work
We built a kick-ass sailboat to get me back to you
See I'm not fucking around
I just love how you come up with these
You're saying if [F] I was drunk and away [C] on tour and if we got [G] into a big fight
and then some loosey twed
Started flirting [F] with me
Well, [C] even drunk and bummed out I'd say you best [G] move on girl.
I'm not messing around No
[Dm] Woah, [C] woah, woah, woah, woah
[G] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
[C] Yeah, yeah, yeah, [Bm] yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[G] So you have it straight
If I keep on [F] asking the bars moving late
I don't mind [C] until you finally see
With you [G] I won't be fucking around
Sure, we'll have a few more drinks
We'll just sit a bit [F] closer
Hit me with another unfeeling [C] question
When the sun comes up
See I won't be [G] fucking around
Here's my friends from school days
Brought me to a strip [F] club
Bought me [C] some of those lap dances
Say what would [G] I do then?
Well, I'd have to point to Mikey
See he don't have much luck with the [C] ladies
[F] Tell the [Bb] girls there that's [C] me
And call you [G] up so we can razz it round [D] Yeah
Woah, [Em] woah, woah, woah, [C] woah
[G] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, [C] woah, woah, woah, woah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, [Bm] yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[G] So you have it straight
If I keep on [F] asking the bars moving late
I don't [C] mind until you finally see
With you I won't be [G] fucking around
Sure, we'll have a few more drinks
We'll just [Dm] sit a bit closer
Hit me with another unfeeling [C] question
When the sun comes up
See I won't be [G] fucking around
Never be fucking around
_ [F] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [D] _ [Bm] What if [F] your high school [B] [Am] girlfriend
Showed up while I was [G] away?
[A] Well, I'd go [Bm] under the sink
[C] Grab some [Bm] insect [A] repellent
And [B] spray that girl [C] away
And spray _ [D] that girl away
And spray that girl away
Yeah, [G] I'll stop my feeling
I'll stop my [F] virus
Take my dirty ways
For [Dm] you just [C] you
I'll be damned once more
And I won't be [G] fucking around
So are you feeling good?
Do you know I'm [F] yours?
Raise up that head and lift your shoulders
[C] Let's head on home
I'll never be [G] fucking around
_ Yeah, I'll stop my feeling
I'll stop my [F] virus
Take my dirty ways
For you just [C] you
I'll be damned once more
And I won't be [G] fucking around
So are you feeling good?
Do you know I'm [F] yours?
Raise up that head and lift [Bb] your [C] shoulders
Let's head on home
I'll never be [G] fucking around
Now I'll never be fucking around
_ [F] Never be, never be, never be [C] Fucking around
_ _ [G] Now I'll never be fucking around
_ _ [F] Never be, never be, never be [C] Fucking around
_ [G] Yeah, _ yeah, yeah, yeah
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