Chords for Bette Midler & Rosie O'Donnell - Twisted
Tempo:
153.15 bpm
Chords used:
G
F
Em
C
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F#] Oh my god.
We're back!
Hi, [G] Taylor!
[F#]
[Bm] It's horrifying.
It's like a dream.
It's like a nightmare [F#] to be standing here with somebody who knows all the parts and
all the songs.
I know.
But I change keys in the middle.
Well, yes you do, Rose.
But that's okay.
Is it alright?
It's enthusiasm counts for a lot.
[B] Thank gosh, that's why I got a show.
Really.
But that's what they used to say about me too.
I used to make a lot of mistakes, but you know what, now I just [N] have fun.
Who cares?
That's why we're here.
That's why we're here.
Alright, what are we going to do?
Let's keep twisting.
[B] That's what my analyst told me.
Hit it. Twist it.
Condensed.
[G] Go ahead.
Why are you [G] saying condensed?
Well, so what?
Yeah, we got time.
It's my show.
My analyst told me [Cm] that I was [A] right out of my head.
The way he described it, he [Em] said, you'd be better [A#] off [G] dead than alive.
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew all [E] along he was [A] all wrong.
And [D] I knew that he thought I was [F] crazy.
[C] But you know I'm not.
Oh no.
I'm not. [G] I'm not. I'm not.
[A] [C] He [A] said I was right out of my head.
That I would need treatment.
But I'm not that [A#m] easily [F] led.
He said I was the type [G] that was most [A] inclined.
One out of [Em] his sight, the beam right out of my mind.
[E] He thought I was nuts.
[F] No more [B] rest.
[C] I ran the fuck.
[D#] Oh [Dm] no.
Did I do it?
[G] Yep.
They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew I was a genius.
What's [Em] so strange [F] when you know that [Dm] you're a [F] wizard at three?
I said, [G] baby, [E] this is meant to [A#m] be.
Baby, this is meant to be.
[G]
[C#] They say little [F] children were supposed to sleep tight.
[E]
That's why I drank a fifth of [A#] vodka one night.
[A] My parents got [D#] frantic, didn't know what to [C#] do.
But [Am] I saw some crazy things [Em] before I came to now.
[F] Do you think I was crazy?
[G] No.
I may have been [Em] only three, but [A#m] I was [Dm] swinging.
[C#] They all said, [F] hey, grandpa.
They all [G] laughed at it.
Still, I know what I'd say.
So why should I feel sorry if they just didn't [D#] understand the reasoning and [C#] the logic that
went [Em] on in my head?
I agreed it was a case, [E] oh, it just let them laugh at [F] me when I reviewed.
So right [Em] on all those books I read.
[C#] [Am] [G#m]
[N]
[C] [F]
[C] [Gm] [F]
[C]
[Dm] [F#m] [G]
[E] [F#]
[C]
[N]
We're back!
Hi, [G] Taylor!
[F#]
[Bm] It's horrifying.
It's like a dream.
It's like a nightmare [F#] to be standing here with somebody who knows all the parts and
all the songs.
I know.
But I change keys in the middle.
Well, yes you do, Rose.
But that's okay.
Is it alright?
It's enthusiasm counts for a lot.
[B] Thank gosh, that's why I got a show.
Really.
But that's what they used to say about me too.
I used to make a lot of mistakes, but you know what, now I just [N] have fun.
Who cares?
That's why we're here.
That's why we're here.
Alright, what are we going to do?
Let's keep twisting.
[B] That's what my analyst told me.
Hit it. Twist it.
Condensed.
[G] Go ahead.
Why are you [G] saying condensed?
Well, so what?
Yeah, we got time.
It's my show.
My analyst told me [Cm] that I was [A] right out of my head.
The way he described it, he [Em] said, you'd be better [A#] off [G] dead than alive.
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew all [E] along he was [A] all wrong.
And [D] I knew that he thought I was [F] crazy.
[C] But you know I'm not.
Oh no.
I'm not. [G] I'm not. I'm not.
[A] [C] He [A] said I was right out of my head.
That I would need treatment.
But I'm not that [A#m] easily [F] led.
He said I was the type [G] that was most [A] inclined.
One out of [Em] his sight, the beam right out of my mind.
[E] He thought I was nuts.
[F] No more [B] rest.
[C] I ran the fuck.
[D#] Oh [Dm] no.
Did I do it?
[G] Yep.
They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew I was a genius.
What's [Em] so strange [F] when you know that [Dm] you're a [F] wizard at three?
I said, [G] baby, [E] this is meant to [A#m] be.
Baby, this is meant to be.
[G]
[C#] They say little [F] children were supposed to sleep tight.
[E]
That's why I drank a fifth of [A#] vodka one night.
[A] My parents got [D#] frantic, didn't know what to [C#] do.
But [Am] I saw some crazy things [Em] before I came to now.
[F] Do you think I was crazy?
[G] No.
I may have been [Em] only three, but [A#m] I was [Dm] swinging.
[C#] They all said, [F] hey, grandpa.
They all [G] laughed at it.
Still, I know what I'd say.
So why should I feel sorry if they just didn't [D#] understand the reasoning and [C#] the logic that
went [Em] on in my head?
I agreed it was a case, [E] oh, it just let them laugh at [F] me when I reviewed.
So right [Em] on all those books I read.
[C#] [Am] [G#m]
[N]
[C] [F]
[C] [Gm] [F]
[C]
[Dm] [F#m] [G]
[E] [F#]
[C]
[N]
Key:
G
F
Em
C
A
G
F
Em
_ _ _ [F#] _ Oh my god.
We're back!
Hi, [G] Taylor!
_ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ [Bm] It's horrifying. _
It's like a dream.
It's like a nightmare [F#] to be standing here with somebody who knows all the parts and
all the songs.
I know.
But I change keys in the middle.
Well, yes you do, Rose. _
But that's okay.
Is it alright?
It's enthusiasm counts for a lot.
[B] Thank gosh, that's why I got a show.
Really.
But that's what they used to say about me too.
I used to make a lot of mistakes, but you know what, now I just [N] have fun.
Who cares?
That's why we're here.
_ That's why we're here.
Alright, what are we going to do?
Let's keep twisting.
[B] That's what my analyst told me.
Hit it. Twist it. _
_ Condensed.
[G] Go ahead.
Why are you [G] saying condensed? _
_ Well, so what?
Yeah, we got time.
It's my show.
_ _ _ _ My analyst told me [Cm] that I was [A] right out of my head.
The way he described it, he [Em] said, you'd be better [A#] off [G] dead than alive.
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew all [E] along he was [A] all wrong.
And [D] I knew that he thought I was [F] crazy.
[C] But you know I'm not.
Oh no.
I'm not. [G] I'm not. I'm not. _
[A] _ [C] He [A] said I was right out of my head.
That I would need treatment.
But I'm not that [A#m] easily [F] led.
He said I was the type [G] that was most [A] inclined.
One out of [Em] his sight, the beam right out of my mind.
[E] He thought I was nuts.
[F] _ No more [B] rest.
[C] I ran the fuck.
[D#] Oh [Dm] no.
Did I do it?
[G] Yep.
They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew I was a genius.
_ _ What's [Em] so strange [F] when you know that [Dm] you're a [F] wizard at three?
I said, [G] baby, [E] this is meant to [A#m] be.
Baby, this is meant to be.
_ [G] _
[C#] They say little [F] children were supposed to sleep tight.
[E]
That's why I drank a fifth of [A#] vodka one night.
[A] My parents got [D#] frantic, didn't know what to [C#] do.
But [Am] I saw some crazy things [Em] before I came to now.
[F] Do you think I was crazy?
[G] No.
I may have been [Em] only three, but [A#m] I was [Dm] swinging.
[C#] They all said, [F] hey, grandpa.
They all [G] laughed at it.
Still, I know what I'd say.
So why should I feel sorry if they just didn't [D#] understand the reasoning and [C#] the logic that
went [Em] on in my head?
I agreed it was a case, [E] oh, it just let them laugh at [F] me when I reviewed.
So right [Em] on all those books I read.
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [G] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
We're back!
Hi, [G] Taylor!
_ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ [Bm] It's horrifying. _
It's like a dream.
It's like a nightmare [F#] to be standing here with somebody who knows all the parts and
all the songs.
I know.
But I change keys in the middle.
Well, yes you do, Rose. _
But that's okay.
Is it alright?
It's enthusiasm counts for a lot.
[B] Thank gosh, that's why I got a show.
Really.
But that's what they used to say about me too.
I used to make a lot of mistakes, but you know what, now I just [N] have fun.
Who cares?
That's why we're here.
_ That's why we're here.
Alright, what are we going to do?
Let's keep twisting.
[B] That's what my analyst told me.
Hit it. Twist it. _
_ Condensed.
[G] Go ahead.
Why are you [G] saying condensed? _
_ Well, so what?
Yeah, we got time.
It's my show.
_ _ _ _ My analyst told me [Cm] that I was [A] right out of my head.
The way he described it, he [Em] said, you'd be better [A#] off [G] dead than alive.
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew all [E] along he was [A] all wrong.
And [D] I knew that he thought I was [F] crazy.
[C] But you know I'm not.
Oh no.
I'm not. [G] I'm not. I'm not. _
[A] _ [C] He [A] said I was right out of my head.
That I would need treatment.
But I'm not that [A#m] easily [F] led.
He said I was the type [G] that was most [A] inclined.
One out of [Em] his sight, the beam right out of my mind.
[E] He thought I was nuts.
[F] _ No more [B] rest.
[C] I ran the fuck.
[D#] Oh [Dm] no.
Did I do it?
[G] Yep.
They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas.
But I knew what's happening.
I knew I was a genius.
_ _ What's [Em] so strange [F] when you know that [Dm] you're a [F] wizard at three?
I said, [G] baby, [E] this is meant to [A#m] be.
Baby, this is meant to be.
_ [G] _
[C#] They say little [F] children were supposed to sleep tight.
[E]
That's why I drank a fifth of [A#] vodka one night.
[A] My parents got [D#] frantic, didn't know what to [C#] do.
But [Am] I saw some crazy things [Em] before I came to now.
[F] Do you think I was crazy?
[G] No.
I may have been [Em] only three, but [A#m] I was [Dm] swinging.
[C#] They all said, [F] hey, grandpa.
They all [G] laughed at it.
Still, I know what I'd say.
So why should I feel sorry if they just didn't [D#] understand the reasoning and [C#] the logic that
went [Em] on in my head?
I agreed it was a case, [E] oh, it just let them laugh at [F] me when I reviewed.
So right [Em] on all those books I read.
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [G] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _