Best God in Show Chords by Nofx
Tempo:
94.3 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
Em
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] [E] [C] [G]
[E] [C] [G]
[Em] [C] [G]
[Em] [C] [G]
[Am] [G]
[Em] [Am] [Bm] [G]
[C] [G] I have no consideration, [C] zero [Am] mutual [G] respect for [Em] millions who suffer [Am] from [G] rational thought
neglect.
I don't want to wait to sentence, [C] I don't [Am] want a conversation [G]
that's gonna [Em] end in
[C] disdain, [D] disbelief and aggravation.
[C] And I find [D] it's getting harder [G] to hang out [C] with grown [D] adults who
[Em] actually believe [C] in Santa [D] Claus and Noah's Ark and their God [Em] is the best.
[C] My gift chain [D] has turned
[G] into that check.
[Em] [C]
[A] [G] [E] [C]
[Am] [G] Who would [Bm] read a 2000 [C]
year old medical [D] journal [Gm] checking [Em] for [Am] bloodletting
and [D] buying Suntricanosis?
[G] Would you navigate the [C] globe with a map of a flat earth [G] without
[Em] DNA testing?
[Am]
Would you [Bm] believe Virgin?
[C] And I find it's [D] getting painful [G] to put up [C] with grown [D] adults
who actually [Em]
believe [C] in [D] unicorns and creation [G] and God [D] always [Em] takes their side.
[C] Death when
bionics [D] and chavvy [G] turn side.
[B] [C] [A] [G]
[Em] [Am] [D] [G]
[D] [C] [Am] [G]
[Em] [A] [D] [G]
Thank God for the Grammy, [C] thank God [Am] for the touchdown, [G]
thank God for blowing [Am] up
the [D] enemy's sacred ground.
[Gm]
So how [Bm] am I supposed to [C] take anything [F] you say [G] seriously
when you swore [Em] free will [F] forfeit hope and [D] redemption?
[C] And it's getting [D] agonizing to [G] hang out
[C] with grown adults [D] who actually [Em] believe [C]
mythology [D] and history, trump physics and [Em] science.
[C] My aversion [D] has turned to [G] MRF.
[Em] [C] [A] [G] [Em] [C]
[A] [G] [E] [D] [C]
[A] [G] [E] [D] [C]
[A] [G]
[E] [C] [G]
[Em] [C] [G]
[Em] [C] [G]
[Am] [G]
[Em] [Am] [Bm] [G]
[C] [G] I have no consideration, [C] zero [Am] mutual [G] respect for [Em] millions who suffer [Am] from [G] rational thought
neglect.
I don't want to wait to sentence, [C] I don't [Am] want a conversation [G]
that's gonna [Em] end in
[C] disdain, [D] disbelief and aggravation.
[C] And I find [D] it's getting harder [G] to hang out [C] with grown [D] adults who
[Em] actually believe [C] in Santa [D] Claus and Noah's Ark and their God [Em] is the best.
[C] My gift chain [D] has turned
[G] into that check.
[Em] [C]
[A] [G] [E] [C]
[Am] [G] Who would [Bm] read a 2000 [C]
year old medical [D] journal [Gm] checking [Em] for [Am] bloodletting
and [D] buying Suntricanosis?
[G] Would you navigate the [C] globe with a map of a flat earth [G] without
[Em] DNA testing?
[Am]
Would you [Bm] believe Virgin?
[C] And I find it's [D] getting painful [G] to put up [C] with grown [D] adults
who actually [Em]
believe [C] in [D] unicorns and creation [G] and God [D] always [Em] takes their side.
[C] Death when
bionics [D] and chavvy [G] turn side.
[B] [C] [A] [G]
[Em] [Am] [D] [G]
[D] [C] [Am] [G]
[Em] [A] [D] [G]
Thank God for the Grammy, [C] thank God [Am] for the touchdown, [G]
thank God for blowing [Am] up
the [D] enemy's sacred ground.
[Gm]
So how [Bm] am I supposed to [C] take anything [F] you say [G] seriously
when you swore [Em] free will [F] forfeit hope and [D] redemption?
[C] And it's getting [D] agonizing to [G] hang out
[C] with grown adults [D] who actually [Em] believe [C]
mythology [D] and history, trump physics and [Em] science.
[C] My aversion [D] has turned to [G] MRF.
[Em] [C] [A] [G] [Em] [C]
[A] [G] [E] [D] [C]
[A] [G] [E] [D] [C]
[A] [G]
Key:
G
C
D
Em
Am
G
C
D
[G] _ [E] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [E] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Em] _ [Am] _ _ [Bm] _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ [G] I _ have no consideration, [C] zero [Am] mutual [G] respect for [Em] millions who suffer [Am] from [G] rational thought
neglect.
I don't want to wait to sentence, [C] I don't [Am] want a conversation [G]
that's gonna [Em] end in
[C] disdain, [D] disbelief and aggravation.
[C] And I find [D] it's getting harder [G] to hang out _ [C] with grown [D] adults who
[Em] actually believe _ [C] in Santa [D] Claus and Noah's Ark and their God [Em] is the best.
[C] My gift chain [D] has turned
[G] into that check.
[Em] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [Am] _ [G] Who would [Bm] read a 2000 [C]
year old medical [D] journal [Gm] checking [Em] for [Am] bloodletting
and [D] buying Suntricanosis?
[G] Would you navigate the [C] globe with a map of a flat earth [G] without
[Em] DNA testing?
[Am]
Would you [Bm] believe Virgin?
[C] And I find it's [D] getting painful [G] to put up _ [C] with grown [D] adults
who actually [Em]
believe _ [C] in [D] unicorns and creation [G] and God [D] always [Em] takes their side.
[C] Death when
bionics [D] and chavvy [G] turn side.
_ [B] _ [C] _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [G]
Thank God for the Grammy, [C] thank God [Am] for the touchdown, [G]
thank God for blowing [Am] up
the [D] enemy's sacred ground.
[Gm]
So how [Bm] am I supposed to [C] take anything [F] you say [G] seriously
when you swore [Em] free will [F] forfeit hope and [D] redemption?
[C] And it's getting [D] agonizing to [G] hang out
_ [C] with grown adults [D] who actually [Em] believe _ [C] _
mythology [D] and history, trump physics and [Em] science.
[C] My aversion [D] has turned to [G] MRF.
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ [E] _ _ [D] _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ [E] _ _ [D] _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Em] _ [Am] _ _ [Bm] _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ [G] I _ have no consideration, [C] zero [Am] mutual [G] respect for [Em] millions who suffer [Am] from [G] rational thought
neglect.
I don't want to wait to sentence, [C] I don't [Am] want a conversation [G]
that's gonna [Em] end in
[C] disdain, [D] disbelief and aggravation.
[C] And I find [D] it's getting harder [G] to hang out _ [C] with grown [D] adults who
[Em] actually believe _ [C] in Santa [D] Claus and Noah's Ark and their God [Em] is the best.
[C] My gift chain [D] has turned
[G] into that check.
[Em] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [Am] _ [G] Who would [Bm] read a 2000 [C]
year old medical [D] journal [Gm] checking [Em] for [Am] bloodletting
and [D] buying Suntricanosis?
[G] Would you navigate the [C] globe with a map of a flat earth [G] without
[Em] DNA testing?
[Am]
Would you [Bm] believe Virgin?
[C] And I find it's [D] getting painful [G] to put up _ [C] with grown [D] adults
who actually [Em]
believe _ [C] in [D] unicorns and creation [G] and God [D] always [Em] takes their side.
[C] Death when
bionics [D] and chavvy [G] turn side.
_ [B] _ [C] _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [G]
Thank God for the Grammy, [C] thank God [Am] for the touchdown, [G]
thank God for blowing [Am] up
the [D] enemy's sacred ground.
[Gm]
So how [Bm] am I supposed to [C] take anything [F] you say [G] seriously
when you swore [Em] free will [F] forfeit hope and [D] redemption?
[C] And it's getting [D] agonizing to [G] hang out
_ [C] with grown adults [D] who actually [Em] believe _ [C] _
mythology [D] and history, trump physics and [Em] science.
[C] My aversion [D] has turned to [G] MRF.
_ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ [E] _ _ [D] _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ [E] _ _ [D] _ [C] _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
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