Chords for Benny Goodman & Lionel Hampton Stealin Apples

It wasn't me, professor.
That's not my type.
It could have been Mel Pollard Hampton.
Yeah, they're experts at that job.
Well, then perhaps you gentlemen could help me.
Oh, sure.
Mel announced to play a lot of that stuff with Benny Goodman.
Oh, is that so?
Well, could you play an example of the type of music?
Oh, we'd be glad to, but Joe Alclance couldn't come.
Oh, that's too bad.
Can [Abm] anyone here blow a clarinet?
Oh, that's quite simple.
Our professor, Magenbruch, plays the clarinet.
Oh, you see, professor, I hardly think he'd be able to play.
Oh, he'd have to be a little too square.
He's quite proficient, I assure you.
If you'll just get ready, I'll go and fetch him. _
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, I don't wish to interrupt,
but we seem to need a clarinet to [E] illustrate a new form of music.
Oh, I certainly hear you.
Thank you very much.
No, Magenbruch, we need you with it.
You mean to play jazz?
Yes, it's very likely you might be able to play your umpadido.
[Ab] Oh, then I'd better take my book along with me.
Good, then we'll all go along.
Oh, I think not, gentlemen.
Perhaps you'd better continue with your work.
Oh, I wish we could go, too.
_ _ [Abm] _ _ _ [E] This is our professor, Magenbruch, gentlemen.
_ _ _ I see you have everything ready.
Is this the music here?
Oh, no, we don't use any music.
We haven't got anything written down, professor.
Well, we can't play without music.
Well, Benny Goodman used to.
[Ab] Benny Goodman?
I never_
first week you ever hear of him?
No, no, I haven't.
[Ab] Perhaps there's something in this book that might help you, Magenbruch. Oh, yes.
Oh, just sit down, professor, and if you feel like it, you can join in.
Thank you.
Mel, let's steal some apples.
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Now, [Abm] anything we do, just follow. _ _ _ _ _ _
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