Chords for Beccy Cole & Adam Harvey - You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

It's not just women that I love, don't you worry about that. _ _
Stay. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I [Gb] want to invite one of my best friends.
I've been touring around.
We did our 10th [G] national tour together this last [F] year.
_ [Db] He's from January Lake.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I'm sorry.
[Eb] _ I was watching Livio Donovan in the outback.
Jesus Christ, who [D] cut your hair in the Great Barrier? _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ Livio?
[F] Is that him?
No.
_ _ _ Hey, come on.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ [N] I don't know you.
Don't be scared. _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] Anyway.
That's a beauty.
_ [E] Obviously.
We've [F]
heard there's a bad animal out there.
In the [N] news.
_ I reckon if any of that had ever been true, and we hadn't ever had [Ebm] kids together, we would have been seeing this song.
I imagine if we [E] ever had kids together, they would look like [D] Mr Bean with really big teeth.
_ _ And [B] _ [E] big boobs.
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I love you Adam.
You know why I'm so attracted to you?
[D] You look a little bit like Katie Lang. Yes.
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[G] I'm sorry. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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And you're the reason I'm here.
You're the reason _ [Bm] _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _
I'm here. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ I'm not saying anything. _
I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything.
I [Bm] am.
_ [G] Come on, let's play.
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[G] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [C] Alright, let's go.
We don't ever [D] have _ everything we need.
[A] But when we get it, [D] it's got to be. _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] I see that in the looks of my face. _ _
_ [Bb] _ [G] That's the reason I ain't got no beard.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] You're the [C] reason our kids are lucky.
We're lucky.
I'm not _
_ [Db] _ _ saying anything. _
[D] I'm not saying anything.
But I love you just the same.
I love you, Adam.
I [Gm] love you, beautiful.
We're _ going to have beautiful kids together.
We're going to get so _ [D] lucky.
[Dm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, the famous, [Dm] the smarty, the mighty,
_ Adam Harvey. _ _
_ We're going to do some more of this.
What are you looking at?
What?
_ _ We're going to do some more.
I'm [G] all done.
I'm all right.
I'm going to be here.
_ _ _ [E] [Dm] I'm going to be here.
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[D] You're the reason we're making a show with Megan Bowles. _
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