Chords for Beat Farmers- Mondo (a classic)

_ You know this guy over here with the camera back there, he knows us.
[G] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ Let's get some water.
Let's get some [N] water. _ _
_ _ Obviously it's not going to be shown on MTV.
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [Gm] _ [B] _
But [D] he did request this [E] next song.
Which _ _ _ _ is_
Well, I want you people to stay down here.
I'm going to get out for dramatic effect, okay?
_ You get down.
Hold back so many drinks.
_ _ _ _ _ I _ know she's pretty.
Just give her_
Give me your phone number [Em] and get it over with. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I'm going to get up for dramatic effect.
You can stay down here. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ I thought he was dead, but between his nuts lay [E] a nut's bled.
His car still burns, so I used my knife.
[Em] Late that night I butchered the sex life of Mondo.
_ And _ the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ days went by, and he meant it quick.
We took the bandages off his dick.
What was left would please a rabbit.
[Bm] But he was certainly [Em] quick to grab it.
Hour and hour I ruled him laughter.
No woman alive would ever go after a Mondo. _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ It's _ _ _ _ _ _ been a while since we played this. _ _ _ _ _
Actually, we hardly ever play this thing outside of San Diego.
You want me to continue with this thing? _ _ _ _
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_ _ One day we rode the mountain crest, and I went east and he went west.
I took the porn and became a star.
[F] He's been a staring, scary par.
Through the west he gained such fame in every bar,
They crack up in [Fm] the name of Mondo. _ _ _ _ _
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One Sunday I faced a test.
We tore the buskets, shoot the vest.
Sure enough, the word came down, and he was hauled up into town.
I left the posse out in the street, and I went in to beat the meat with Mondo.
Beat the [F] meat with Mondo!
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_ _ [Gbm] _ _ Listen, my spurt was next to none.
My lightning hand had just begun.
They felt [Gb] a splash across my [Gbm] face.
Let me know I've lost the race.
He shot out of the woods, but I could not get him.
Through the rain I could see the grin of Mondo. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ They say that once the only time that anyone has seen a smile
Who slowly packed his manhood, then he said to me,
Worry with friends, _ first and last,
Or you could overcome the past like Mondo. _ _ _
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I walked the path of his retreat,
He turned [Ab] his death into the street.
A dozen boots made way [Abm] to his crotch.
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_ _ _ _ [B] A painful [D] moment later, the son of a bitch lay completely [C] soft. _ _
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_ _ _ I'm insensitive in these situations.
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Anyway, [A] _ the brutal [B] _
[N] insensitivity struck the crowd,
And began to shout, tear me. _
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Nowhere [D] was the shout [G] tear for a long time. _
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