Chords for Beady Eye answer your questions! (Amazon Q & A)

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_ _ _ _ I just bought a load of s*** yesterday.
_ _ _ Oh Jesus mate.
I had a big old s*** binge yesterday.
_ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Erasure right yeah?
Is that it?
Oh yeah.
Mel and Kim, Erasure.
Mel and Kim.
It's true.
Mel's on the wrong team.
_ And Kiss.
And Kiss.
Kiss?
God gave rock and roll to you or something yeah.
Was this a birthday present for somebody you don't like?
Exactly.
No it was birthday related.
But yeah that was me.
Kiss, Mel and Kim.
_ _ And? _ _
I'm not bought a record _ _ _ since_
You just blagged about the 12 Jimi Hendrix ones.
91 but I got a t-shirt.
And seeing as how we're talking to the youthful people out there,
I seem to buy records every day, but it's not me buying them.
So when I say to my son, how many times do you need to buy
My Generation, _ _ All Along The Watchtower, and blah blah blah,
we've had them forever.
So yeah, I'm probably buying something now.
He knows your password.
You've got to change your password.
I know, he knows me password. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Horse and carts man.
I like horse and cart.
_ When everyone's going around on horse and carts.
He's always had a thing for horse and carts.
He really has.
And them chicks got them umbellas.
I don't know what, _ _ Edwardian?
I don't even know what that is.
But they've got the umbellas like that.
_ _ Dick Van Dyke.
Yeah that ****.
But horse and carts and stuff. _
Victorian.
But I want to dress like this though when I get there.
I don't want to be like wearing an all-air clover.
_ Just running through all the episodes of Mr Ben that I've ever seen.
It's got to be Stone Age. _ _
What, no clothes and all that?
Yeah, like a bare, bare, no like a bare, like a Flintstone outfit.
Bare minimum.
Like a bare minimum of clothing. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Now when I met Gam, you had a badge, you had a Beatle badge didn't you?
[G] Yes.
And I tried to wangle it off you and you were just kicking and screaming.
And he wore it.
You were kicking and screaming, I'll warn you.
Yeah but then you wore it on the cover of the NME, so it was kind of cool.
But alright, he meant it.
But he went, hey that's a really good badge, give us it.
And I went, _ **** way, it's mine.
_ _ _ Yeah when I first met you, with Noel, when I came over to do the audition.
I mean I don't know.
I'd met you before when you were in Ride and it was the borderline.
So obviously you blanked me.
****, I didn't remember. That's embarrassing.
That's how you used with Noel at the audition.
I didn't even know what you were talking about.
He went down like [Abm] a ****.
Oh ****.
You sad, you ****.
[N] You sad, God.
_ _ _ _ I remember meeting you mate.
Yeah, really.
You know what time it is? _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Which is?
Never, never mate.
I don't play guitar, I'm a singer man.
You won't have it.
Best guitarist in the world man.
You should **** do it anyway.
Yeah, well.
There'll be a lot of tongue action man and dribbling.
They'll be like.
_ _ _ It wouldn't be.
If I could man, you know I'd be there like Bowie man.
But it'd be like.
It's a bit Jagger and Bono isn't it?
With the old guitar thing on.
Yeah, no and it's adultery and all that.
I know it is **** full stop but there would be tongue action.
_ _ _ So no.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ The words and music come separately depending on what song it is.
There's no set pattern. _
_ _ The words never inspire the music to me.
The music's always alone in it's own world.
_ And then [G] _
you're lucky if they come together at the same time.
That's the best. _
Got to have a really good aim.
Music first, words later.
Music, melody and then words.
Yeah, you're right.
Music first.
Usually music, there are words you write and you go.
Oh they're great but then it's not often you put music to that.
And you never go.
Ah, I know a shifty D minor that'll suit that syllable.
You never do that.
That's weird.
That's weird man.
That's taking yourself too seriously. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Give a **** really bothered.
If it goes to number one on that.
_ [N] It's really **** important.
It's really important to us because, you know.
_ Every record's important because you put a lot of time and work into it.
And it's where you're at for that moment in time.
You know what I mean?
And today we are B.
_ And this record is where I'm at.
This is what's making us get up in the morning.
And until it's **** done and it's been rammed down everyone's **** throat
in the right way, _ _ then it will move on to the next one.
But it's how we're driving around town at the moment.
It's very, very important to us. _ _
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Summer Breeze.
_ Good one.
That put me in a good mood the other day.
Who's he by?
[G] The Icey Brothers.
Icey ****, good one.
Yeah man.
That's been a good one.
And Gangnam Style.
_ _ Me _ _ _ _ _ _ _ was Bad Puss.
The one at the start of China's Chocolate Factory.
Them with me and you'll see.
We will fix it, we will fix it.
That one as well, yeah.
And then Little Professor that looks like Tyson Venger.
Yeah.
He used to go down the little ****** steps with his thing and a bagpuss.
We will make it like new, new, [Ab] new.
That was ****.
Oh, [C] we're going way back.
Are we going as [G] far back as you can get?
We will fix it, glue, glue, glue.
Yeah, is that it?
[E] Yeah.
Bagpuss.
I used to go like that.
Oh.
_ [Bb] Yeah, [Eb] very good.
Every other medley I just [E] thought.
Yeah man.
Little Professor, that one was just a card ****.
Mega man that gear.
But you know, there was some weird **** there man.
There was like Paulus the Wood Gnome.
What?
Yeah, exactly.
Do you remember that?
Paulus.
Paulus the Wood Gnome, check that out.
Google tactic.
Well, when he was on the 50s.
Yeah, exactly as I'm saying.