Chords for Barenaked Ladies If I had a Million dollars Live 01/15/07

_ I might need to get you guys to topside this week. _ _
Okay, who rocked Crocs?
_ Oh, surprisingly few are willing to admit it.
_ Last year a whole bunch of them rocked.
I'm rocking the Crocs.
I'll keep it back in the little Croc-rockin' beat to the [A] line. _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] This is why you can go on the cruise, right?
To get a million [A] dollars?
If you're [F#] a huge, grand kid, and you're such a big kid
and you've got a couple [D] thousand bucks,
this is where you get a cruise, [A] plus your trousers, bro.
I know [D] what you're going to do, man.
What, million dollars?
[E] Million dollars all the time, man.
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ If I had a [D] million dollars,
if I [A] had a million dollars,
[E] I'd buy you a house,
I'd buy you a house.
If I had a [D] million dollars,
if I had a [A] million dollars,
[B] you'd buy me [D] a [E] house,
maybe a six-acre [A] villa or a house.
If I had a [D] million dollars,
if I had a [A] million dollars,
[B] you'd buy me a [D] house,
what?
A house? _
_ [E] _ If I [B] had a million [A] dollars,
I'd buy [E] you a house.
_ [B] _ _ _
_ [D] If [B] I had a [A] million dollars,
I'd sell [F#m] the street for a [D] million dollars.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars,
[F#m] you'd help me [D] out of the house.
[B] If I had a [A] million dollars,
maybe we could go to the library,
go to [D] the library,
go to the library,
[E] _ _ [A] I'm [F#] just saying maybe, any [D] of those.
[F#] I just want to find a cooler,
a cooler, a scapular,
whatever you can think [D] of.
_ [F] _ [A] I have a scapular, do you?
[D#] A scapular?
[D] The guy's right there.
It's a [A] scapular van Jung.
It's like [C#] one of those van Jungs.
[D] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ If [A] I _ [Em] _
_ [D] _ _ [B] [A] had _ [E] _
a million [D] dollars,
if I had a million [E] dollars,
I'd buy you a house,
If I had a million dollars,
I [A] would buy you a house,
[B] _ _ [E]
I'd live [A] _ _ in Alabama.
[B] _
I'd live [A] _ [E] in Alabama.
If I [B] had a million [A] dollars,
_ _ I'd live in Alabama.
_ _ I'd live in Alabama.
If I had a million dollars,
[D] I'm flying _ [E] _ alone.
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [D] [E] If I had a [A] million dollars,
[F#m] I'd have to walk to the [D] store.
If I had [A] a million dollars,
[F#m] I'd appreciate it [E] all the more.
If I had a million [F#] dollars,
you'd be happily [D] crammed in there.
[Em] _ _
[F#] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [E] _ _
I'm excited to be on the Carnival Edge,
and I can't wait for the Brian Ferry music.
It's gonna be awesome.
It's [A] gonna be amazing.
_ [E] Hey, Roger, wasn't that [D] close?
Sure did. _
Close, I mean, if you can think of a better idea,
the Lord of Britain's not the captain.
I [A] think we're gonna be [B] singing a lot for you,
but [D] it was my sincere hope
that you're gonna be singing [E] a lot for us, too.
I've already [D] noticed, I've already noticed
that there's more [A] people singing along
with all the lyrics for [B] Captain,
but I ain't ready to let you go yet.
So I'll let you do it. _
_ [A] I will say though, I'm feeling a [B] little weird
right now, because I [E] feel a little down on my elbows
because the front row has [A] people who actually know the words.
You [B] see what I thought of Marlena's music
when you've [Am] never heard her band before?
_ That's who I'll see [D] Daisy for, man.
I don't like this.
[A] Okay, folks, will you sing along with us?
[E] We're turning it off, good.
_ _ One verse, ten songs.
Here we go. _ _
_ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [D] _
I'll let [E] you out of my head
If I had [D] a million dollars
I'd buy your [E] _ love
A _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] million [A] dollars
If [F#m] I had a million dollars
If [E] I had a million [A] dollars
If I [Am] had a million [E] dollars
If I had [E] a million [A] _
[F#m] dollars
_ [D] _ _ _ [E] [A] I'd be rich
[D] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] _ _ _
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