Chords for Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1,000,000 (SelfieCamJam)

Well, you know it's time for another selfie cam jam.
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Now enjoy this selfie cam jam. Jam. _ _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ Two, three.
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars.
[D] If I had a [A] million dollars.
[E] I'd buy [B] you a house.
I would [A] buy you a house.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
I'd [E] buy you furniture [A] for your house.
A nice Chesterfield or an office.
[E] If I had a [D] million dollars.
If I had a [A] million dollars.
[E] Well, I'd buy [A] you a cake car.
A nice Charlene automobile.
[E] If I had a million [A] dollars.
I'd buy [E] your love. _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [D] _ [E] If I had a million [F#m] dollars.
A grocery cart [D] in the yard.
[E] If I had a million dollars.
[F#m] You could help, it wouldn't [A] be that hard.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars.
We could put a tiny little [D] fridge in there.
[E] Place to be.
[A] You know, _ [E] fine [D] charcuterie [A] items.
Pickles, pickled [E] onions, olives.
[A] _ _ And then, you know, we could get to this.
[E] That's right, Jimmy.
We [D] get in the business of raising some money.
[A] _ [E] Walkathons, helicoptathons, [D]
whatever works.
_ [A] _ [E] If I had a [B] million dollars.
If I had a [A] million dollars.
[E] Well, I'd buy you [A] a fur coat.
But not a real fur coat, that's cruel.
[E] If I had a [D] million dollars.
If I [A] had a million dollars.
[E] Well, I'd buy you an [D] exotic pet.
Like a llama [A] or a deer.
[E] If I had a million dollars.
[D] If I had a [A] million dollars.
[E] Well, I'd buy you John [D] Mayer cremains.
All those crazy [A] elephant bones.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars.
I'd buy [E] your love. _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ [E] If I had a [A] million [F#m] dollars.
If _ _ [E] I had a [A] million dollars.
[F#m] _ _ [D]
If [E] I had a million dollars.
[F#m] _
_ [D] All [E] right, Internet.
[A] It's your turn now.
_ [D] Out there in selfie cam jam land.
[A] Are you [E] willing to sing along?
[D] Would you do that with us?
[A] Just [E] sing like nobody's watching.
_ [D] _ Chances are nobody's [A] watching.
[E] You cover up your [D] webcam, right?
You should cover up your webcam.
_ [A] _ [E] If I had a [D] million dollars.
If I [A] had a million dollars.
[E] I'd buy you [A] a green dress.
But not a real green dress, that's cruel.
[E] If I had a [D] million.
Sing it!
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars.
[E] I'd buy [D] you some art.
A [A] Picasso or a Garfunkel.
[E] If I had a [D] million.
Come on!
If I had a [A] million dollars.
[E] I'd buy [A] you a monkey.
How much you want?
Which one of the monkeys?
[E] If I had a [D] million [A] dollars.
I'd buy [E] your love. _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars.
[F#m] If I had a [D] million dollars.
[E] If I had a [A] million dollars.
[F#m] If I had _ _ [E]
a [A] million _ [F#m] dollars.
[D] _
_ [E] _ [A] I'd be rich. _
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ You were great.
You really were great.
Thank you for singing along.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, come on! _ _ _
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