Chords for Baking The Wondertart WITH LYRICS By RecD - Chef Saltbaker Cuphead DLC Cover

Ahoy, ahoy, Salt Baker!
We got you the last ingredient!
Golly, that dogfight was plain crazy!
Oh, thank you, my loyal saps!
Hey, wait a minute!
Who you calling loyal?
You've brought all the ingredients I asked for!
Just one more left till I rock the Astroplane!
A living soul!
It was a setup, gang!
_ _ Don't blow your wig, Cop Hat!
We'll pound this palooka into the ground like we always do!
Oh, how adorable!
More lambs [G] to the slaughter! _
Unfortunately, [Cm] I don't need you to be part of this delicious last course.
[C] But if you insist on wrecking my recipe,
[G]
I'll [Cm] use your heads as serving dishes! _
_ Now let's get [G] cooking! _
_ Ahahahaha!
_ _ _ _ [Cm]
Baking the Wonder Tot is [Eb] such a simple task!
I'll [D] make a foe of [Db] liquid dough [C] to make this fight [Gb] your last!
[C] A sugar cube breaks down [Cm] into a [Ebm] hundred tiny bits
[D] And floats about just seeking out [Fm] an ugly mug [Db] to chip!
_ [Eb] _
_ _ These [F] desert limes [G]
slice [Cm] up just fine
Go [Bb] _
[C] _ forth and give them [G] the slip!
_ _ _ [Cm] Baking the Wonder Tot takes skill beyond _ compare
[Dm] That dough was the yeast [A] of your problems, but [Fm] your troubles won't end _ _ _ [Eb] there! _
_ [F] Snowberries [G] tumble through [Cm] _
the air
_ _ [Fm] _ _ [C] The tots _ nearly [G] prepare _ _ _ _
_ [Cm] you!
Not a fan of me, I gather?
[C]
Don't worry, I'll throw [Cm] on you! _ _
_ [Ebm] Ahahaha!
[Gb] _ Think [Dm] fast!
I've caught you with [Gm] my grasp!
What fun, [A] what glee!
[D] Don't you agree?
Drop it around [Cm] like dropping beans, I'll season you until [C] you scream!
This pleasure island host destroys me, you'll never come back as [F] boys!
The perfect touch for [Bm] a high-class [A] recipe!
[Eb] _ _ _ [A] Twist the dough and grind it around the face, pay no mind to its broken [Cm] crying face!
Pesky porcelain, blackened heat, [Dm] gets from me from chicken into the [Gb] beet!
Very much to do, sugar just a ball, add a couple of limes and a cup and cup of triad?
Sold!
Wait for an hour and what do [Ebm] you got?
A Wonder Tot that hits the [B] spot!
You wanna try?
Oh too bad, this is the best I've [D] ever had!
Leave my life of servitude and be the astral plane into the dough of [Cm] all reality!
And beg a world controlled by [Abm] me!
Know your place, dishes!
Do not go against [Dm] my wishes!
Hold on, this isn't right, you haven't perished [Gb] from the fight!
It's all you pepper shakers fault!
For pity me, this isn't [Dm] solved!
I'm cracking up, but [D] there's no laughs to [A] be found!
_ _ Your little [Cm] brawl will die out quick, then pan-hungered leaves join the [C] mix!
Now perish too, my peppercorns!
[Ebm] Little pinky man, you'll be [F] forlorn!
You won't like [Bm] me when I'm [G] finally ground!
_ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ You dining [C] room dancers thought you could beat me?
[E] You're in my world [F] now!
Baking is a chump [D] for one, but it takes two to make a [G] tango, unless you are me.
[F]
And it's quite [Fm] easy.
This scraps just [Db] because I'll make your heads thin [C] and slice you like mangoes!
[E] Sink into the salt, pop [C] inside my vault, [Fm] tilt and tumble, and sink into the salt!
You will [Ab] fumble, you will fumble, dodging, [Db] or the ill-feet [C] sorry!
Well, [Gb] we'll forget your [Fm] story, that salt [Eb] shaker held salt [Ab] bigger,
but that tomb [Db] had far less room [G] than this pile I'll [Gb] consume!
[Eb] Power the creature, strength the leash, [Db] as maker-piece, you're [C] nearing your final feast!
_ [Fm] _ _ Making the [Ab] wonder tart [G] is such a [Bb] simple task.
[Fm] It's not enough to make the stuff, [Gm]
I'll eat [E] it at long last!
[Fm] The flavor of a soft meringue, [G] the anguish [Ab] and the _ [Eb] tears,
[Fm] will be my pay for the awful way [G] I was treated over [E] years!
_ [F]
Make me [Fm] cakes, say baker man, bake a donut if you can,
[Gm] make me French bread, I don't care if it's night time, just get out there!
No rest, no peace, you can't slow [Ab] down, share your labor with the town, [Bb] won't be pushed [Bb] around!
_ [F] I [C] have toiled, let [Ab] this _ silence [Db] spoil, [C] my fury _ boiled!
_ [F] They will [C]
know [Db] the way [Eb] it feels, to [Ab] be treated [Dbm] like a meme when [C] they drop!
_ _ _ _ That's [Ab] awful!
But is this really [Dbm] how you want to solve it?
There's got to be a better way!
Oh, what a comedy, you'll abide me, you'll be [Ab] the first to meet, right up inside [Dbm] me!
If I can shred you up into a [Bm] paste today, you will all slowly [Ab] come, you'll be child's play!
[Dbm] I'm sure the wonder [Gbm] tart will be delicious!
[Dbm]
You and [B] Miss Chalice will make [Ab] lovely dishes!
Once I've torn you, I'll reform you!
When you [E] try to pull, go and shoot everything, you'll [Ab] need a miracle to cause me any [Dbm] pain!
Have a Natalia [E] Blue, you don't know where to start, [D] anything you can [Ab] do when you can't find my heart!
[Dbm] Is that a vacuum?
[Gbm] Come on, Volvete [Dbm] Cheater!
Seize these attacks, [A] I refuse to be [Ab] beaten!
You think you're smart?
[Db] You'll get my [Dbm] heart!
This is the end!
Your fate lies at the bottom of my pillars of salt, melt some brats!
Shatter and salt fingers hands!
[A] _
Rest [Gbm] in pieces, _ [Db] _
_ Mugman!
_ [A] You fell to my [Db] _ plan!
_ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [Db] Oh, put a sock in it, you pipe-organ palooka!
What?
_ _ _ Oh, _ _
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[C] _ _ Phooey, you beat me fair and square!
All right, you can have [Eb] the taunt once I finish baking it.
Here goes [F] the last ingredient.
Yeah!
A hero's reward!
Wait, no!
We want Cuphead back!
[Dm] You guys are no fun.
_ _ [G] _
_ _ [C] Hey!
If you [Am] like this song, then [Dm] why not [G] subscribe?
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Hey, might as well!
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What did I miss say?
[Dm]
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I've been this [Fm] far, tell me if you want [C] more!
End screen! _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Oh, I've had the most awful premonition.
Those pesky cups turned into peskier flies, demanding my Wonder Taunt!
Oh well, it was probably just a dream of the rarebit [Bb] fiend.
Oh no.
_ Please no!
We have come to your wa- _ _ _ _ _ _
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