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We've all seen beauty and self-care commercials all over the internet and all over TV.
Well Google Translate wants in on the fun!
I asked you all on Twitter to come up with your [Ab] own names for your [Gm] own beauty products
and then I would write a commercial for that [Bb] product and translate it into a whole bunch
of [Eb] different languages using an online translation software and then translate that back into English.
Many of you wanted a gradually watermelon related product.
[Ab] Duh.
If you don't get the meme.
Perfume commercials [A] are among some of the most absurd [C] so let's see how much [E] crazier
we can make it.
It's summer.
The fresh air caresses your skin.
In the summer, you can buy ice cream.
And you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment.
[D] Jamal loses his chance.
And in the distance, you hear the sound of memes screaming for rents.
I have heard in the [C] distance the [E] voice of the director-administrator.
Gradually watermeloned, the scent of your internet-inspired dreams.
Silence!
My fever was booed on the bed.
Now available paired with such as spices, full-bodied and [C] deep.
There are two good [E] things for people who have a [G] full body now.
Live your watermelon [E] life gradually.
Keep your home.
You could literally do the translated version and it would make about as much sense as most
of the perfume commercials I've seen.
Let's move on to hair [Eb] commercials.
They usually involve claiming that good hair with the right shampoo can [F] boost a person's confidence.
So let's take that angle, shall we?
[Bm] Want to stand out from the crowd?
Climb the [Db] ladder any way you can?
Want to use [Gb] this page?
[Bm] How much is it?
Then [Gm] your hair needs to [Bm] look the part.
Be the first to try Truc de [G] Cheveule.
And your body will keep you.
Hair loss will be your [G] first attempt.
The only shampoo to [Db] take your hair to its highest [Bb] potential.
Only one champagne [D] has the highest [B] hair potential.
It's not just a wash.
[Bm] It's an elevation.
I am [B] 60 years old this year.
Never [Ab] mind that our name just [Gb] means hair stuff in French.
It still sounds cool.
And [Bm] that is what matters.
Our name is constantly applied to French phonographs.
It's important to decide to [B] hate it all.
Truc de Cheveule.
The [Gb] stuff you need to succeed.
Hair loss.
[Bb] You must [G] be perfect.
[Ab] I so love that that turned into hair loss.
Mad props to the person that came up with that name, by the way.
Patent it.
Use it.
And finally, how about a shaving commercial?
But [G] why don't we use a real [Cm] beauty product this time?
I don't know, like maybe the wonderful sponsors of [Eb] today's video?
Dollar Shave Club.
We all have our everyday [Gm] grooming routines.
We all have a [Bb] nice day every day.
[Cm] I like to apply skincare, fill [Eb] in those brows, honey, and shave whatever [Gm] unwanted hair grew
under my arms overnight.
I [Bb] want to take care of skincare.
[Ab] I want to fill a box of [Eb] chickens and add unnecessary hair to the [Gm] jaws.
No matter your routine, Dollar [Bb] Shave Club, yes, that [Cm] Dollar Shave Club, has everything
[Eb] you need to help you look, [Gm] feel, and smell your best.
In [Bb] any case, on a regular basis, [C] the Puppy Barley Club, yes, [E] the Puppy Barley Club, [Eb] what
you see, [C] feel, and [Bb] feel.
Shower products, oral care products, [C] hair products, skin [Bb] products, even butt wipes,
and [Eb] obviously, shaving products.
[Gm] Oil of myrrh into [Bb] the hilt of the mouth, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and of course,
royal [C] furniture.
Oh, and [G] their products aren't just for guys.
[Eb] Do you shave your legs?
Brush [Bb] your teeth?
Shower?
[Eb] I thought [C] so.
Unfortunately, [Eb] its products are beautiful.
Do you have a tooth while you drop?
I feel so somnolent.
And the best part?
They also ship them right to your house.
Check it out.
Banking best?
They will send you home.
Look out!
Got it.
Nah, but actually, they have a really dope deal right now.
Dollar Shave Club is basically [G] giving away their Daily Essentials [Bbm] Starter Kit to new
members for only [C] $5.
This starter kit [E] features three trial [Bb]-sized versions of their most popular [G] products that
help you stay [Bb] fresh and clean, along with their executive razor.
In your first box, you will receive the shave butter, the [F] body wash, and the one-wipe Charlie inner bippies.
Ahem.
Butt wipes.
You will also receive their executive [C] razor, which includes their premium [Eb] weighty handle
and full cassette of cartridges.
[Bb] After the first box, replacement [Cm] cartridges are sent for only a few bucks a [N] month.
I am such a convert.
[Cm] I love Dollar Shave Club.
I love that they are affordable and that [Bb] they do not distinguish between men [C] and women's [N] products.
Unlike in a drugstore where products will cost $3 more just because they're pink or
marketed for women.
So good on you, Dollar Shave Club.
Good on you.
The $5 offer you just heard about is available at dollarshaveclub.com slash malinda.
That is [Bbm] Malinda with an A.
That [C] is dollarshaveclub.com slash M-A [F]-L-I-N-D-A.
Thank you so much to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring [C] this video.
If you take advantage of this offer, it [Eb] allows for Dollar Shave Club [C] to support me and this [Eb] channel.
So, it's just a big win-win.
Go and check them out.
Links down below.
And that is what I've got for you guys today.
If you haven't already, you can [B] pre-order my original album, Love [Eb] Letter.
You can check out my brand [C] new music and vlog channel [Bb] down below.
You can also join my Patreon [Eb] family.
There's lots of fun exclusive [Bb] stuff.
Be sure to follow me on social media to be [Cm] a part of videos like these in the future.
And finally, be sure [Bb] you're subscribed with your notifications on.
[Ebm] And I will [C] see you guys next [Gm] week.
Bye!
[N] Mwah!
We've all seen beauty and self-care commercials all over the internet and all over TV.
Well Google Translate wants in on the fun!
I asked you all on Twitter to come up with your [Ab] own names for your [Gm] own beauty products
and then I would write a commercial for that [Bb] product and translate it into a whole bunch
of [Eb] different languages using an online translation software and then translate that back into English.
Many of you wanted a gradually watermelon related product.
[Ab] Duh.
If you don't get the meme.
Perfume commercials [A] are among some of the most absurd [C] so let's see how much [E] crazier
we can make it.
It's summer.
The fresh air caresses your skin.
In the summer, you can buy ice cream.
And you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment.
[D] Jamal loses his chance.
And in the distance, you hear the sound of memes screaming for rents.
I have heard in the [C] distance the [E] voice of the director-administrator.
Gradually watermeloned, the scent of your internet-inspired dreams.
Silence!
My fever was booed on the bed.
Now available paired with such as spices, full-bodied and [C] deep.
There are two good [E] things for people who have a [G] full body now.
Live your watermelon [E] life gradually.
Keep your home.
You could literally do the translated version and it would make about as much sense as most
of the perfume commercials I've seen.
Let's move on to hair [Eb] commercials.
They usually involve claiming that good hair with the right shampoo can [F] boost a person's confidence.
So let's take that angle, shall we?
[Bm] Want to stand out from the crowd?
Climb the [Db] ladder any way you can?
Want to use [Gb] this page?
[Bm] How much is it?
Then [Gm] your hair needs to [Bm] look the part.
Be the first to try Truc de [G] Cheveule.
And your body will keep you.
Hair loss will be your [G] first attempt.
The only shampoo to [Db] take your hair to its highest [Bb] potential.
Only one champagne [D] has the highest [B] hair potential.
It's not just a wash.
[Bm] It's an elevation.
I am [B] 60 years old this year.
Never [Ab] mind that our name just [Gb] means hair stuff in French.
It still sounds cool.
And [Bm] that is what matters.
Our name is constantly applied to French phonographs.
It's important to decide to [B] hate it all.
Truc de Cheveule.
The [Gb] stuff you need to succeed.
Hair loss.
[Bb] You must [G] be perfect.
[Ab] I so love that that turned into hair loss.
Mad props to the person that came up with that name, by the way.
Patent it.
Use it.
And finally, how about a shaving commercial?
But [G] why don't we use a real [Cm] beauty product this time?
I don't know, like maybe the wonderful sponsors of [Eb] today's video?
Dollar Shave Club.
We all have our everyday [Gm] grooming routines.
We all have a [Bb] nice day every day.
[Cm] I like to apply skincare, fill [Eb] in those brows, honey, and shave whatever [Gm] unwanted hair grew
under my arms overnight.
I [Bb] want to take care of skincare.
[Ab] I want to fill a box of [Eb] chickens and add unnecessary hair to the [Gm] jaws.
No matter your routine, Dollar [Bb] Shave Club, yes, that [Cm] Dollar Shave Club, has everything
[Eb] you need to help you look, [Gm] feel, and smell your best.
In [Bb] any case, on a regular basis, [C] the Puppy Barley Club, yes, [E] the Puppy Barley Club, [Eb] what
you see, [C] feel, and [Bb] feel.
Shower products, oral care products, [C] hair products, skin [Bb] products, even butt wipes,
and [Eb] obviously, shaving products.
[Gm] Oil of myrrh into [Bb] the hilt of the mouth, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and of course,
royal [C] furniture.
Oh, and [G] their products aren't just for guys.
[Eb] Do you shave your legs?
Brush [Bb] your teeth?
Shower?
[Eb] I thought [C] so.
Unfortunately, [Eb] its products are beautiful.
Do you have a tooth while you drop?
I feel so somnolent.
And the best part?
They also ship them right to your house.
Check it out.
Banking best?
They will send you home.
Look out!
Got it.
Nah, but actually, they have a really dope deal right now.
Dollar Shave Club is basically [G] giving away their Daily Essentials [Bbm] Starter Kit to new
members for only [C] $5.
This starter kit [E] features three trial [Bb]-sized versions of their most popular [G] products that
help you stay [Bb] fresh and clean, along with their executive razor.
In your first box, you will receive the shave butter, the [F] body wash, and the one-wipe Charlie inner bippies.
Ahem.
Butt wipes.
You will also receive their executive [C] razor, which includes their premium [Eb] weighty handle
and full cassette of cartridges.
[Bb] After the first box, replacement [Cm] cartridges are sent for only a few bucks a [N] month.
I am such a convert.
[Cm] I love Dollar Shave Club.
I love that they are affordable and that [Bb] they do not distinguish between men [C] and women's [N] products.
Unlike in a drugstore where products will cost $3 more just because they're pink or
marketed for women.
So good on you, Dollar Shave Club.
Good on you.
The $5 offer you just heard about is available at dollarshaveclub.com slash malinda.
That is [Bbm] Malinda with an A.
That [C] is dollarshaveclub.com slash M-A [F]-L-I-N-D-A.
Thank you so much to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring [C] this video.
If you take advantage of this offer, it [Eb] allows for Dollar Shave Club [C] to support me and this [Eb] channel.
So, it's just a big win-win.
Go and check them out.
Links down below.
And that is what I've got for you guys today.
If you haven't already, you can [B] pre-order my original album, Love [Eb] Letter.
You can check out my brand [C] new music and vlog channel [Bb] down below.
You can also join my Patreon [Eb] family.
There's lots of fun exclusive [Bb] stuff.
Be sure to follow me on social media to be [Cm] a part of videos like these in the future.
And finally, be sure [Bb] you're subscribed with your notifications on.
[Ebm] And I will [C] see you guys next [Gm] week.
Bye!
[N] Mwah!
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We've all seen beauty and self-care commercials all over the internet and all over TV.
Well Google Translate wants in on the fun!
I asked you all on Twitter to come up with your [Ab] own names for your [Gm] own beauty products
and then I would write a commercial for that [Bb] product and translate it into a whole bunch
of [Eb] different languages using an online translation software and then translate that back into English.
Many of you wanted a gradually watermelon related product.
_ [Ab] Duh.
If you don't get the meme.
Perfume commercials [A] are among some of the most absurd [C] so let's see how much [E] crazier
we can make it.
It's summer.
The fresh air caresses your skin.
In the summer, you can buy ice cream.
And you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment.
[D] Jamal loses his chance.
And in the distance, you hear the sound of memes screaming for rents.
I have heard in the [C] distance the [E] voice of the director-administrator.
Gradually watermeloned, the scent of your internet-inspired dreams.
Silence!
My fever was booed on the bed.
Now available paired with such as spices, full-bodied and [C] deep.
There are two good [E] things for people who have a [G] full body now.
Live your watermelon [E] life gradually.
_ Keep your home.
You could literally do the translated version and it would make about as much sense as most
of the perfume commercials I've seen.
Let's move on to hair [Eb] commercials.
They usually involve claiming that good hair with the right shampoo can [F] boost a person's confidence.
So let's take that angle, shall we?
[Bm] Want to stand out from the crowd?
Climb the [Db] ladder any way you can?
Want to use [Gb] this page?
[Bm] How much is it?
Then [Gm] your hair needs to [Bm] look the part.
Be the first to try Truc de [G] Cheveule.
And your body will keep you.
Hair loss will be your [G] first attempt.
The only shampoo to [Db] take your hair to its highest [Bb] potential.
Only one champagne [D] has the highest [B] hair potential.
It's not just a wash.
[Bm] It's an elevation.
I am [B] 60 years old this year.
Never [Ab] mind that our name just [Gb] means hair stuff in French.
It still sounds cool.
And [Bm] that is what matters.
Our name is constantly applied to French phonographs.
It's important to decide to [B] hate it all.
Truc de Cheveule.
The [Gb] stuff you need to succeed.
Hair loss.
[Bb] You must [G] be perfect.
[Ab] I so love that that turned into hair loss.
Mad props to the person that came up with that name, by the way.
Patent it.
Use it.
And finally, how about a shaving commercial?
But [G] why don't we use a real [Cm] beauty product this time?
I don't know, like maybe the wonderful sponsors of [Eb] today's video?
Dollar Shave Club.
We all have our everyday [Gm] grooming routines.
We all have a [Bb] nice day every day.
[Cm] I like to apply skincare, fill [Eb] in those brows, honey, and shave whatever [Gm] unwanted hair grew
under my arms overnight.
I [Bb] want to take care of skincare.
[Ab] I want to fill a box of [Eb] chickens and add unnecessary hair to the [Gm] jaws.
No matter your routine, Dollar [Bb] Shave Club, yes, that [Cm] Dollar Shave Club, has everything
[Eb] you need to help you look, [Gm] feel, and smell your best.
In [Bb] any case, on a regular basis, [C] the Puppy Barley Club, yes, [E] the Puppy Barley Club, [Eb] what
you see, [C] feel, and [Bb] feel.
Shower products, oral care products, [C] hair products, skin [Bb] products, even butt wipes,
and [Eb] obviously, shaving products.
[Gm] Oil of myrrh into [Bb] the hilt of the mouth, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and of course,
royal [C] furniture.
Oh, and [G] their products aren't just for guys.
[Eb] Do you shave your legs?
Brush [Bb] your teeth?
Shower?
[Eb] I thought [C] so.
Unfortunately, [Eb] its products are beautiful.
Do you have a tooth while you drop?
I feel so somnolent.
And the best part?
They also ship them right to your house.
Check it out.
Banking best?
They will send you home.
Look out!
_ _ Got it.
Nah, but actually, they have a really dope deal right now.
Dollar Shave Club is basically [G] giving away their Daily Essentials [Bbm] Starter Kit to new
members for only [C] $5.
This starter kit [E] features three trial [Bb]-sized versions of their most popular [G] products that
help you stay [Bb] fresh and clean, along with their executive razor.
In your first box, you will receive the shave butter, the [F] body wash, and the one-wipe Charlie inner bippies.
Ahem.
Butt wipes.
You will also receive their executive [C] razor, which includes their premium [Eb] weighty handle
and full cassette of cartridges.
[Bb] After the first box, replacement [Cm] cartridges are sent for only a few bucks a [N] month.
I am such a convert.
[Cm] I love Dollar Shave Club.
I love that they are affordable and that [Bb] they do not distinguish between men [C] and women's [N] products.
Unlike in a drugstore where products will cost $3 more just because they're pink or
marketed for women.
So good on you, Dollar Shave Club.
Good on you.
The $5 offer you just heard about is available at dollarshaveclub.com slash malinda.
That is [Bbm] Malinda with an A.
That [C] is dollarshaveclub.com slash M-A [F]-L-I-N-D-A.
Thank you so much to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring [C] this video.
If you take advantage of this offer, it [Eb] allows for Dollar Shave Club [C] to support me and this [Eb] channel.
So, it's just a big win-win.
Go and check them out.
Links down below.
And that is what I've got for you guys today.
If you haven't already, you can [B] pre-order my original album, Love [Eb] Letter.
You can check out my brand [C] new music and vlog channel [Bb] down below.
You can also join my Patreon [Eb] family.
There's lots of fun exclusive [Bb] stuff.
Be sure to follow me on social media to be [Cm] a part of videos like these in the future.
And finally, be sure [Bb] you're subscribed with your notifications on.
[Ebm] And I will [C] see you guys next [Gm] week.
Bye!
[N] Mwah! _ _
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We've all seen beauty and self-care commercials all over the internet and all over TV.
Well Google Translate wants in on the fun!
I asked you all on Twitter to come up with your [Ab] own names for your [Gm] own beauty products
and then I would write a commercial for that [Bb] product and translate it into a whole bunch
of [Eb] different languages using an online translation software and then translate that back into English.
Many of you wanted a gradually watermelon related product.
_ [Ab] Duh.
If you don't get the meme.
Perfume commercials [A] are among some of the most absurd [C] so let's see how much [E] crazier
we can make it.
It's summer.
The fresh air caresses your skin.
In the summer, you can buy ice cream.
And you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment.
[D] Jamal loses his chance.
And in the distance, you hear the sound of memes screaming for rents.
I have heard in the [C] distance the [E] voice of the director-administrator.
Gradually watermeloned, the scent of your internet-inspired dreams.
Silence!
My fever was booed on the bed.
Now available paired with such as spices, full-bodied and [C] deep.
There are two good [E] things for people who have a [G] full body now.
Live your watermelon [E] life gradually.
_ Keep your home.
You could literally do the translated version and it would make about as much sense as most
of the perfume commercials I've seen.
Let's move on to hair [Eb] commercials.
They usually involve claiming that good hair with the right shampoo can [F] boost a person's confidence.
So let's take that angle, shall we?
[Bm] Want to stand out from the crowd?
Climb the [Db] ladder any way you can?
Want to use [Gb] this page?
[Bm] How much is it?
Then [Gm] your hair needs to [Bm] look the part.
Be the first to try Truc de [G] Cheveule.
And your body will keep you.
Hair loss will be your [G] first attempt.
The only shampoo to [Db] take your hair to its highest [Bb] potential.
Only one champagne [D] has the highest [B] hair potential.
It's not just a wash.
[Bm] It's an elevation.
I am [B] 60 years old this year.
Never [Ab] mind that our name just [Gb] means hair stuff in French.
It still sounds cool.
And [Bm] that is what matters.
Our name is constantly applied to French phonographs.
It's important to decide to [B] hate it all.
Truc de Cheveule.
The [Gb] stuff you need to succeed.
Hair loss.
[Bb] You must [G] be perfect.
[Ab] I so love that that turned into hair loss.
Mad props to the person that came up with that name, by the way.
Patent it.
Use it.
And finally, how about a shaving commercial?
But [G] why don't we use a real [Cm] beauty product this time?
I don't know, like maybe the wonderful sponsors of [Eb] today's video?
Dollar Shave Club.
We all have our everyday [Gm] grooming routines.
We all have a [Bb] nice day every day.
[Cm] I like to apply skincare, fill [Eb] in those brows, honey, and shave whatever [Gm] unwanted hair grew
under my arms overnight.
I [Bb] want to take care of skincare.
[Ab] I want to fill a box of [Eb] chickens and add unnecessary hair to the [Gm] jaws.
No matter your routine, Dollar [Bb] Shave Club, yes, that [Cm] Dollar Shave Club, has everything
[Eb] you need to help you look, [Gm] feel, and smell your best.
In [Bb] any case, on a regular basis, [C] the Puppy Barley Club, yes, [E] the Puppy Barley Club, [Eb] what
you see, [C] feel, and [Bb] feel.
Shower products, oral care products, [C] hair products, skin [Bb] products, even butt wipes,
and [Eb] obviously, shaving products.
[Gm] Oil of myrrh into [Bb] the hilt of the mouth, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and of course,
royal [C] furniture.
Oh, and [G] their products aren't just for guys.
[Eb] Do you shave your legs?
Brush [Bb] your teeth?
Shower?
[Eb] I thought [C] so.
Unfortunately, [Eb] its products are beautiful.
Do you have a tooth while you drop?
I feel so somnolent.
And the best part?
They also ship them right to your house.
Check it out.
Banking best?
They will send you home.
Look out!
_ _ Got it.
Nah, but actually, they have a really dope deal right now.
Dollar Shave Club is basically [G] giving away their Daily Essentials [Bbm] Starter Kit to new
members for only [C] $5.
This starter kit [E] features three trial [Bb]-sized versions of their most popular [G] products that
help you stay [Bb] fresh and clean, along with their executive razor.
In your first box, you will receive the shave butter, the [F] body wash, and the one-wipe Charlie inner bippies.
Ahem.
Butt wipes.
You will also receive their executive [C] razor, which includes their premium [Eb] weighty handle
and full cassette of cartridges.
[Bb] After the first box, replacement [Cm] cartridges are sent for only a few bucks a [N] month.
I am such a convert.
[Cm] I love Dollar Shave Club.
I love that they are affordable and that [Bb] they do not distinguish between men [C] and women's [N] products.
Unlike in a drugstore where products will cost $3 more just because they're pink or
marketed for women.
So good on you, Dollar Shave Club.
Good on you.
The $5 offer you just heard about is available at dollarshaveclub.com slash malinda.
That is [Bbm] Malinda with an A.
That [C] is dollarshaveclub.com slash M-A [F]-L-I-N-D-A.
Thank you so much to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring [C] this video.
If you take advantage of this offer, it [Eb] allows for Dollar Shave Club [C] to support me and this [Eb] channel.
So, it's just a big win-win.
Go and check them out.
Links down below.
And that is what I've got for you guys today.
If you haven't already, you can [B] pre-order my original album, Love [Eb] Letter.
You can check out my brand [C] new music and vlog channel [Bb] down below.
You can also join my Patreon [Eb] family.
There's lots of fun exclusive [Bb] stuff.
Be sure to follow me on social media to be [Cm] a part of videos like these in the future.
And finally, be sure [Bb] you're subscribed with your notifications on.
[Ebm] And I will [C] see you guys next [Gm] week.
Bye!
[N] Mwah! _ _
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