Chords for Bad Meets Evil

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here [E] parts.
[C#m] You know, there's a story behind that there [C#] saloon.
_ [G] Twenty years [C#] ago, two outlaws took this whole town [E] over.
[C#] Sheriffs couldn't stop them.
_ Quickest [Fm] damn gunslingers I've [B] ever seen.
[F#m] _ Got [D] murdered in cold blood.
[C#] _
That old saloon there was their little home away from home.
[F#] They said the ghosts [G#] of bad news still live in [G#] that tavern.
[E] And on the quiet nights, you can [F#m] still hear the footsteps [B] of Slim Shady and [C#] Royce the Five-Nine.
[F#] I don't [B] speak, I float in the air after the sheet.
[C#] I'm not a real person, [F#] I'm a ghost trapped in a beat.
I translate when my [G#] voice is read through a [C#] sizeable graph and the noise is spread.
[G#] Picked up and transmitted [F#] through Royce's [C#] head.
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and Royce is fed.
Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous [G#] lead.
Told him each one of his voices [C#] dead.
I asked him to come to the dark side.
He made a [F#] choice and said_
Yo, fool [C#] hard.
Yo, I done heard worse.
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other to see which one'll swerve first.
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds Adam aglow on [F#m] top of nine other planets.
Kiss the cheek of the devil.
Intelligence level is hellier than trouble.
Peeking on speakers in the ghetto.
Dismissal.
I'm not a fair man.
Disgrace the race of an atheist.
Intercept [C#] the missiles with my bare hands [F#m] like a patriot.
One track sight without source.
I buried a Christ [D] corpse in my past life when the [C#] Black Knight mounted the White Horse.
[G#] And stay over work.
It's like the Nazis in the nation collaborate [C#] and attempt to take over [F#m] the Earth.
This is what happens when bad meets evil.
We [C#] at the trees.
Do we look like Vietnamese people?
He's [G#] evil and I'm bad like Steve Segal.
Call up the [C#] law cause I don't agree with [F#m] police either.
Shit, me neither.
We ain't eager to be legal.
Please leave me with the [C#] keys to get G-Vegal.
Three beats and three lethal amounts while I stab myself in the knee with a [F#] diseased knee.
Releasing [C#] rays on anybody in squeezing range.
Cold enough to make the seasons change in the freezing rain.
[G#] He's insane.
No I'm [F#] not.
I just want to shoot up when I'm pissed off cause I can't find a decent aim.
The disaster addressed.
I'm bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead.
When in [G#] danger it's funny.
Actually my flavor's similar to a waiter.
Cause I serve any [F#m] stranger with money.
I spray a hundred men until they joint changed while slipping [C#] bullets and point blank range like they was punches.
[G#] Piss on the flag and burn and murder you.
Then [C#] come to the funeral service lobby and strangle your body to [F#m] confirm it.
Whipping human ass though it blows.
Cracking jaws [D] with my fists wrapped in thaws.
[C#] Dipped in glue and glass I'm blazing [G#] emcees at the same time I'm [C#] azing emcees.
Somehow emcees ain't that eyebrow [F#m] raising to me.
From all angles of us.
Splash your mag loud enough to cast a [C#] avalanche and bust a volcano's erupt.
Hello?
Hey yo what's up?
They coming to get you.
They [F#] know what's up.
I used to be a loud mouth.
Remember me?
[C#] I'm the one who burned your house down.
But I'm out now.
And [G#] this time I'm coming back to [C#] blow your house up.
And I ain't gonna leave you with a window to [F#m] jump out of.
[F#] Give me two fat tabs and three spoons and you won't see me like [C#] fat people in steam rooms.
And when I [G#] go to hell and I'm getting ready [C#] to leave.
I'm gonna put air in a bag and charge [F#m] people to breathe.
Cause this is what happens when bad meets evil.
And we hit the trees cause we [C#] look like Vietnamese people.
He's evil [F#m] and I'm bad like Steve [C#] Seagal.
Against peaceful see you in hell [F#m] for the sequel.
We'll be waiting to see you in hell.
Wall [C#] Street.
[G#] Waste of 5'9".
Slim [C#] Shady.
_ [F#m]
See you in hell for the sequel.
Bye bye.
Bad meets evil.
[C#] _
_ [G#] What?
Till next [C#] time.
_ [F#m] _
[N] And so that's the story of when bad meets evil.
Two of the most wanted individuals in the county.
_ Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law abiding citizens.
_ It's too bad they had to go out the way they did.
Got shot in the back coming out of that old saloon.
_ But their spirits still live on to this day.
Shh.
_ _ Wait.
Did y'all hear that?
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