Chords for Bad Hombres, Nasty Women (ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic)

Good evening.
Well, first of all, it's great to be with you and thank you everybody.
This is it.
Your last chance to make an impression.
So let's make it count.
Okay.
We know we've got lots of work to do.
Let's do this in B-flat minor. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Eb] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ Such a [Bbm] nasty woman.
_ We choke.
_ [Ab] We choke.
[Ebm] He goes around with [Gb] crocodile tears.
Such a nasty woman. _ _ _ _ _
[Bbm] We have so many [Ab] adversaries over us.
[Ebm] Can we all [Gb] agree to be _ frenemies?
[Bbm] I would work with our [Ab] allies. _ _ _ _
[Ebm] That's the only [Gb] way we're going to keep the peace.
[Bbm] Okay.
Muscle, muscle, [Ab] muscle.
So sad, so sad.
It's [Ebm] a catastrophe.
[Gb] So be it.
So be it.
[Bbm] Can everyone [Fm] achieve the American dream?
[Ebm] Or should they sign [Gb] up for my Pomsy's fee?
[Bbm] We are letting [Ab] go where the money is.
All [Ebm] right.
We are burning [Gb] homes while business is.
Our [Bbm] jobs are being sucked [Db] out of our economy.
Right now, [Ebm] our country is [Db] dying.
Dying.
Business is dying.
Why [Bbm] should you run the [Ab] show?
We've got to do more.
[Ebm] Tell us, cause we need to [Gb] know.
We need to get the drug lords.
[Bb] Two more weeks until we [Db] vote.
You get shot walking down the street.
Who [Ebm] should really run the show?
Donald got into a traitor war.
[Bbm] For the Supreme [Eb] Court, who would you choose?
Please don't say [Gb] me, I'm a busy [Bbm] dude.
The Supreme [Ab] Court, it's what it's all about.
[Ebm] The Second Amendment [Gb] is under such, such trauma.
[Bbm] I understand and [Fm] respect gun ownership.
I understand and respect gun ownership.
I [Ebm] hope the Senate confirms the [Gb] nominee of President Obama.
[Fm] The Supreme Court, boy, what should we be doing?
[Ebm] Would you go [Gb] vote for Republican Mayor [Bbm] Putin?
I don't know Putin.
[Ab] This is my best friend.
[Ebm] He's out trying to kill [Gb] me.
And she's playing taper.
[Bbm]
Look at the startup they signed.
[Db] You are willing to spout the Putin line.
These [Ebm] cyber attacks from the [Gb] Kremlin are designed to influence our election.
[Bbm] Putin has a [Db] very clear favorite in this race.
[Ebm] He'd rather have a [Gb] puppet as President of the United States.
[Bbm] Why should you run the [Db] show?
We have horrible views.
[Ebm] Tell us, cause we need to [Gb] know.
Donald bought Chinese steel.
[Bbm] Who won't be good till we [Fm] vote?
I should win, be silly.
Who [Ebm] should really run the show?
He's talking down our democracy. _
[Bbm] If someone [Ab] sums, I [Eb] say it's rigged.
She should never have been [Gb] allowed to run based on what she did [Bbm] see.
Our democracy [Ab] works, we've had free and fair elections.
[Ebm] Donald thinks things are [Gb] rigged every time things are not going in his direction.
[Db] We have [Ab] some bad, bad hombres here.
And we're gonna get them out.
[Gb] That's what it's all about.
Bad [Bbm] hombres.
Why should you run the [Ab] show?
I wanna raise an animal pig.
[Ebm] Tell us, cause we need to know.
[Gb] Our country's so outplayed.
[Bbm] Two more weeks until we [Db] vote.
We can't pass from the ground up.
[Ebm] Who should really run the [Gb] show?
The government is so slow.
_ [Bb] _ Wow, that was great, guys. _
[Db] Fantastic melody.
Thanks a lot for doing a great job.
I'm [Dbm] very proud of that.
Is it windy in here or is it just me? _ _
[N] Just me?
This is my wind?
Just for me? _ _ _ _
Cool.
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