Chords for Bad Bad News

_ [E] _ _ [G#] [A] What is a man when he gives up his soul [F#m] for a lick from a chick who [A] completely takes control?
How does a man who can see behind his head [B] turn as blind as a bat with [A] no [C] eyes?
[A] What is a man when he turns on his friends?
We've been tossed, now we're lost, just a platter of burnt eggs.
[F#m] How do we make our hero wide awake [B] so that he [Dm] can _ [C#m] realize
[E] _ [A] That girl is [F#m] bad, bad news, [Bm] bad [E] news.
[A] Nothing but tears, [C#] nothing but trouble, [D] nothing but [E] stress.
Yeah, [A] she's bad, [F#m] bad news, [Bm] bad news.
[E] Our [F#m] buddy Brett is gonna regret that he [E] ever said yes.
[F] The girl may be hot, but all that he's [D] got is bad, [A] bad news.
[F#] _
_ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] What do you do when your friend's life's at stake?
[F#m] When he's flipped, when he's whipped, [A] if he's cream on a cake.
[F#m] What can we say?
[B] He won't talk, he won't play.
How can one tongue destroy a [E] whole team?
[Em] That [A] girl is bad, [F#m] bad news, [Bm] bad news.
[E] Very bad news.
She's [A] like a snake.
She's [C#] like a cockroach.
She's [D] like a cow.
[C#m] A skinny cow.
While [A] she is bad [F#m]
news, [Bm] bad news.
[E] She's been _ [F#m] abandoned, left in the sand, and who [E] are we [C#m] now?
[F] She fell for a slut with a fabulous butt, [E] but she's bad, _ [A] bad news.
[F#m] Perhaps there's a way we can [Bm] dispose of her.
[E] _ _ [A] _ [F#m] Maybe she can meet with an [F#] accident.
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [B] _ [D] _
She's not welcome here, the most horrible way we can [C#] find.
[B] We could go train a pig, look at you on her flesh.
I don't think they attack their own [D#] kind.
We could [Bm] torture her mother and chop off her dog.
To be honest, I don't think she'd mind.
I could [A] rip off her pocketbook, look, it's a start.
Drive [C#] a snake through her heart if she just had a heart.
[F#m] The longer it goes, [F#] the worse it'll get, [B] so somebody's gotta [E] tell her.
_ [Em] _
_ That [A] girl is bad, [F#m] bad news, [Bm] bad news.
She's moved with [E] a bad persuasion.
She [A] took our pal, she took [C#] our leader, and led him [D]
astray.
[E] _ Hey, hey, she's [A#] totally bad, [Gm] bad news, [Cm] bad, bad, [F] bad news.
Listen [D] up, rats, you're not [C] ruined yet.
We'll show you [F] the way.
Throw [A#] her under the bus and come back to us.
[C] Even though she has excellent [F] shoes, she's bad, _
_ [B] _ _ bad [A#] news.
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [A#] _ _
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