Baby Criminal Chords by Viagra Boys

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_ _ _ Well, little Jimmy was the cutest little baby _ _ _
_ _ His mama told him that one day he was gonna [A] be a star _ _ _
But _ [Em] he got no love
Well, folks thought he was crazy _ _ _
They _ said that one day that boy, he's gonna kill us [A] _ _ all _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ But Jimmy started drawing things that mama thought was crazy _ _ _
_ _ _ She didn't like the things he stuck them out of [A] his _ hair _
_ _ _ [Em] He spent his time in the kitchen, microwaving batteries _ _
He _ _ _ even killed a squirrel and turned it into [A] a _ _ _ _ _ house
[G] _ _ _ _
Oh, [Em] went to a house _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Well, [Em] in his teens, Jimmy started smoking [A] lots of [E] things _
_ He _ started taking sleeping [Em] pills during [A] the day _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ Late at night, he'd sneak out all dressed up in leather _ _ _
His _ _ mama cried, oh no, my child's in some sort [A] of_ Yes! _ _
_ Some sort [Em] of grave!
_ Well, _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
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_ _ little Jimmy was the _ cutest little baby _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] What [A] happened to my _ child?
_ [E] _ [Bm] It's _ _ _ inexplainable
[D] He used to be a little baby
[Bm] And now he's just a criminal
_ _ [E] He used to be a baby
Now he's just a criminal
He used to be a baby
Now he's just a [Em] criminal
He used to be a baby
Now he's just a criminal
[E] He used to be a baby
Now he's just a criminal
[D] What happened to my little boy?
_ [E] _ It's so fucking sad
[D] _ _ He used to be a little baby
[B] And now he's just a _ criminal
_ _ [E] _ _ Well, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ he's a bad
Then Jimmy was [Em] arrested _ _
_ _ _ The cops said he would be locked up for the rest of his [A] _ _ life
_ _ _ [Em] But when they found him, he was in a little suit of tinfoil _ _
_ _ They said that he was trying to build a nuclear [A] device _ _ _
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A nuclear [E] device, man! _ _
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_ _ _ [Em] _ For nuclear_ _
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For _ nuclear_ _ _ _
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