Chords for Asher Roth - Lark On My Go-Kart (Explicit Version)
Tempo:
89.8 bpm
Chords used:
Em
D
E
G
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Sitting on a truffet Huffing on the best cut buds
Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet Me and Teddy Ruxpin
Stirring up a ruckus Banging all the houses
Smashing all the pumpkins Suck a dick, buttkiss
Chumps can't bunk with the punk kids Ask Roth, be the king of the plumpkins
And eat Tim Duncan Spur of the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit Jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus
Let a rope from a dung trip Swish to a front flip
Son, that was some trick Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
[G]
[D] [Em] Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget [E] Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt as I'm captain Chilling with an Ashley
[D] Heading to the [E] mall Sitting in the back seat
Getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Normatted whore [Em] with your words Heard that before, poor metaphor
Pedicure, get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few, you won't need it
Yeah, get your weave fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can [E] compete with
Razor alone flow oh so sharp You can take a Palski
I'ma take [D] Largo, my roll card
Roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, [G] roll card, roll card
[E] Mario Kart skills are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait, no, erase it Meant to say [Em] eraser
Created in my cell phone for a new pager [D] Take off your Bluetooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot [Em] moms About 35 with at least two kids
We can yank out while my friend Betty sits All up in your fridge eating leftover shit
Soon a sandwich but a scotch crib It's cheese, always be my [G] choice
Shit, I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my Simpson and [Em] split
[D] Roll that J up, listen, roll it [Em] up, yeah, roll it up, [A] up
[Em] Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on
Yeah, I'm a [A] dork but I'm still holding [E] court
Ball up, ball up, yeah, I'll take too long Get dolled up, give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
[B] Who am I trying to impress?
[E] Honey in the sun dress with the breast
Like this, just send me a text OMG, you're the B.E..S. If you're trying to have sex, I'm the best at it [D] [G]
[Em]
Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet Me and Teddy Ruxpin
Stirring up a ruckus Banging all the houses
Smashing all the pumpkins Suck a dick, buttkiss
Chumps can't bunk with the punk kids Ask Roth, be the king of the plumpkins
And eat Tim Duncan Spur of the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit Jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus
Let a rope from a dung trip Swish to a front flip
Son, that was some trick Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
[G]
[D] [Em] Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget [E] Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt as I'm captain Chilling with an Ashley
[D] Heading to the [E] mall Sitting in the back seat
Getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Normatted whore [Em] with your words Heard that before, poor metaphor
Pedicure, get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few, you won't need it
Yeah, get your weave fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can [E] compete with
Razor alone flow oh so sharp You can take a Palski
I'ma take [D] Largo, my roll card
Roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, [G] roll card, roll card
[E] Mario Kart skills are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait, no, erase it Meant to say [Em] eraser
Created in my cell phone for a new pager [D] Take off your Bluetooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot [Em] moms About 35 with at least two kids
We can yank out while my friend Betty sits All up in your fridge eating leftover shit
Soon a sandwich but a scotch crib It's cheese, always be my [G] choice
Shit, I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my Simpson and [Em] split
[D] Roll that J up, listen, roll it [Em] up, yeah, roll it up, [A] up
[Em] Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on
Yeah, I'm a [A] dork but I'm still holding [E] court
Ball up, ball up, yeah, I'll take too long Get dolled up, give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
[B] Who am I trying to impress?
[E] Honey in the sun dress with the breast
Like this, just send me a text OMG, you're the B.E..S. If you're trying to have sex, I'm the best at it [D] [G]
[Em]
Key:
Em
D
E
G
A
Em
D
E
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_ _ Sitting on a truffet Huffing on the best cut buds
Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet Me and Teddy Ruxpin
Stirring up a ruckus Banging all the houses
Smashing all the pumpkins Suck a dick, buttkiss
Chumps can't bunk with the punk kids Ask Roth, be the king of the plumpkins
And eat Tim Duncan Spur of the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit Jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus
Let a rope from a dung trip Swish to a front flip
Son, that was some trick Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
[G] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ [Em] Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget [E] Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt as I'm captain Chilling with an Ashley
[D] Heading to the [E] mall Sitting in the back seat
Getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Normatted whore [Em] with your words Heard that before, poor metaphor
Pedicure, get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few, you won't need it
Yeah, get your weave fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can [E] compete with
Razor alone flow oh so sharp You can take a Palski
I'ma take [D] Largo, my roll card
Roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, [G] roll card, roll card
[E] Mario Kart skills are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait, no, erase it Meant to say [Em] eraser
Created in my cell phone for a new pager [D] Take off your Bluetooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot [Em] moms About 35 with at least two kids
We can yank out while my friend Betty sits All up in your fridge eating leftover shit
Soon a sandwich but a scotch crib It's cheese, always be my [G] choice
Shit, I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my Simpson and [Em] split _ _ _
[D] Roll that J up, listen, roll it [Em] up, yeah, roll it up, [A] up
_ [Em] Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on
Yeah, I'm a [A] dork but I'm still holding [E] court
Ball up, ball up, yeah, I'll take too long Get dolled up, give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
[B] Who am I trying to impress?
[E] Honey in the sun dress with the breast
Like this, just send me a text OMG, you're the B.E..S. If you're trying to have sex, I'm the best at it _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Sitting on a truffet Huffing on the best cut buds
Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet Me and Teddy Ruxpin
Stirring up a ruckus Banging all the houses
Smashing all the pumpkins Suck a dick, buttkiss
Chumps can't bunk with the punk kids Ask Roth, be the king of the plumpkins
And eat Tim Duncan Spur of the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit Jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick Spit fungus
Let a rope from a dung trip Swish to a front flip
Son, that was some trick Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
[G] _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ [Em] Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget [E] Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt as I'm captain Chilling with an Ashley
[D] Heading to the [E] mall Sitting in the back seat
Getting jerked off Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Normatted whore [Em] with your words Heard that before, poor metaphor
Pedicure, get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few, you won't need it
Yeah, get your weave fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can [E] compete with
Razor alone flow oh so sharp You can take a Palski
I'ma take [D] Largo, my roll card
Roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, roll card, [G] roll card, roll card
[E] Mario Kart skills are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait, no, erase it Meant to say [Em] eraser
Created in my cell phone for a new pager [D] Take off your Bluetooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot [Em] moms About 35 with at least two kids
We can yank out while my friend Betty sits All up in your fridge eating leftover shit
Soon a sandwich but a scotch crib It's cheese, always be my [G] choice
Shit, I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my Simpson and [Em] split _ _ _
[D] Roll that J up, listen, roll it [Em] up, yeah, roll it up, [A] up
_ [Em] Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on
Yeah, I'm a [A] dork but I'm still holding [E] court
Ball up, ball up, yeah, I'll take too long Get dolled up, give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
[B] Who am I trying to impress?
[E] Honey in the sun dress with the breast
Like this, just send me a text OMG, you're the B.E..S. If you're trying to have sex, I'm the best at it _ _ _ _ _ _
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