Chords for Arrogant Worms - Last Saskatchewan Pirate

One year we [C] celebrate with stupid [G] hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make [C] another trip around [G] the sun
[Bm] And the whole clan gathers [C] round and gives a [G] laughter due of bound
And we let out a joyful sound [C] and sing
Well I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine
[Am] I had [C] a little stretch [G] of land along the seabed line
[C] But times went by and though I tried the money wasn't there
[Am] And the [C] bankers came and took [G] my land and told [C] me fair is fair
[Am] I looked for every kind of [D] job the answer always no
[Am] Hire you now they'd [G] always laugh we'd just let 20 go
[Am] The government they [G] promised [D] me a measly little sum
[Am] But I've got too much pride [G] to end up just another bum
[Am] Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are [C] gone
[D] I'm gonna be a pirate on [G] the river _ _ _ _ [Gm] Saskatchewan _
_ _ And it's a [C] heave ho hi ho coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and [G] barley and all the other grains
And [C] it's a ho hey hi hey farmers by your doors
[F] When you see the [C] Jolly Roger [G] on Regina's [C] muddy shores
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_ _ _ Well you'd think the local [F] farmers would know that [C] I'm enlarged
But just the other day [G] I found an unprotected barge
[C] I snuck up right behind [Dm] them and they were [C] none the wiser
[F] I rammed the ship and [G] sank it and I stole the [C] fertilizer
[A] Bridge outside of Moose [D] Jaw spans the mighty river
[Am] Farmers crossing so much [G] fear their stomachs are a quiver
[Am] Cause they know the captain's [D] ragged as hiding in the bay
[A] I'll jump the bridge and knock them [G] cold and sail up with the hay
_ And it's a [C] heave ho hi ho coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and [G] barley and all the other grains
And [C] it's a ho hey hi hey [G] farmers by your doors
[F] When you see the [C] Jolly Roger [G] on Regina's [C] muddy [F] shores
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Well Mountie Bobby chased me he was always at my throat
He bowled on the shoreline [G] cause he didn't own a boat
[C] But the cutbacks were coming [F] and the Mountie [C] lost his job
[F] So now he's [C] sailing with me [G] and we're called Sassy Bob
[Am] A swing and soar that's coming [D] home to pleasant company
[A] I'd never pay my income [G] tax and screw the GST
[A] Sailing down the Saskatoon [D] the terror of the sea
[A] If you wanna reach the co-op boy you gotta get by [G] me
_ _ It's a [C] heave ho hi [G] ho coming down the plains
[F] Stealing [C] wheat and [G] barley and all the other grains
[C] And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers by your doors
[F] When you see the [C] Jolly Roger [G] on [C] Regina's muddy [F] shores
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_ _ _ Well the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here
[F] I hear in [C] North Alberta [G] there's a band of buccaneers
[C] They roam the out the bass, golfing, smiths or board mackay
And you're gonna lose your sets [G] and if you have to [C] pass away
[Am] Well winter is a coming [D] and the chill is in the breeze
[A] My pirate days are over [G] once the river stops it's [A] breeze
But I'll be back in spring [D] time and now I have to go
[A] I hear there's lots of [G] plundering down in New Mexico _ _ _
And it's a [C] heave ho hi ho coming down the [F] plains
Stealing [C] wheat and [G] barley and all the other grains
[C] And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers by your doors
[F] When you see [C] the Jolly Roger [G] on Regina's [C] muddy shores
And it's a heave ho hi [N] ho coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers by your [C] doors
When you see the Jolly Roger [G] on [C] Regina's muddy [G] shores
And _ _ _ _ it's [C] a heave ho hi ho coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and [G] barley and all the other grains
[C] And it's a ho hey hi hey farmers by your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger [G] on [C] Regina's muddy shores
[F] When you see [C] the Jolly Roger [G] on Regina's muddy [C] shores
When [F] you see the [C] Jolly Roger [G] on _ Regina's [C] muddy _ shores
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