Chords for Armed and Dangerous (original)

[G] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Fm] One, two. _ _
Armed and dangerous versus [Em] stone lazy.
No doubt who'll come out on [Ab] top.
[G] _ _ _ _
Lost and running versus convicted felon. _
I'll be the one in the squad car.
_ [Am] _
When there's a _ [C] _
problem, _ _ _ [Am] I can't just call [A] up [D] my friend.
_ _ _ [G] _
Lighter in hand, [C] bowls on the [Em] table.
[G] Detective _ McCann _ [D] knocks on my door, _ _ _
_ [G] clashes his badge.
[C] Shows me a picture, [G] says son, have you ever [D] seen this one?
[G] So _ _ _ _ I shook my head.
_ [C] Too scared to answer [G] for the smell on my breath.
Bound to spell [D] out my _ name. _
[G] I ask, what's he done? _
[C] If my friend was leaving [G] with a hand on his gun, said [D] he's a [G] dangerous man.
_ Armed and dangerous [F] versus stone [C] _ lazy.
[G] No doubt who'll come [D] out [Dm] on _ [C] top. _
[G] _ Lost and running [F] versus convicted [C] felon. _
[G] I'll be the one in [Dm] the _ [C] squad car.
[G] _
[Am] If there's ever [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] Detective _ McCann. _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [D] _
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[G] So I locked the door.
[C] I held myself hostage.
[G] I lay on the floor till I talked [D] myself down.
_ _ _ [G] Life ain't so kind.
_ [C] What are the chances [G] that the next time that you meet?
[D] Oh, in the mad [G] world.
_ _ _ Armed and dangerous versus [F] stone [C] _ lazy.
[G] No doubt who'll come [D] out on top.
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ Lost and running [F] versus _ [C] convicted felon.
_ [G] I'll be the one in the [Dm] squad [Am] car.
_ If there's ever [C] a problem, [G] said son, [Am] you can't just call me my [D] friend.
I'm Detective _ [G] McCann.
Armed and dangerous versus stone [Bm] lazy.
_ No doubt who'll come out on _
[G] top. _ _ _
Detective _ _ McCann. _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
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[B] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _