Chords for Ariana DeBose - "Ladies Who Lunch" (Stephen Sondheim)

[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] I'd like to propose a toast.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] Here's to the ladies [Bb] who will lunch.
_ _ Everybody laugh.
[Am] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Lounging in their [Cm] caftans [Am] and planning [Bb] a brunch on their own [G] behalf. _ _ _ _
[Db] _ _ _ Off _ _ [C] _
_ to the gym, [Ab] _ then to a fitting, _ [C] claiming their fat.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
And looking grim, [G] _ [Db] cause they've been sitting, [Dm] _ _ choosing a hat.
_ _ _ Does anyone [E] still wear fat?
_ _ _ [Eb] _ [C] I'll _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ drink to that.
_ _ [Bb] _ [Gm] _ And [C] here's to the girls [E] who stay [Gm] smart.
[C] Aren't they a gas?
_ [Gm] _ _ _ Rushing to their classes in Alton Garage, wishing it [Em] would pass. _ _ _ _ _
[C] Another _ _ [Ab] long, exhausting _ [C] day.
Another thousand [Am] _ dollars. _
[Dm] _ _ _ [A] Imagine a pincer [F] play.
Perhaps a piece [Dm] of my [Db] ass.
I'll drink to [C] that.
_ _ [Gm] Oh, and one for [Am] mother.
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] And here's to [Am] the girls who [Gm] play wife.
Aren't they [C] too much?
_ _ [Gm] They're keeping [D] house but [Gm] clutching a copy of Alive.
Just keep [D] in touch.
_ _ [A] _ _
[D] The ones who follow the rules [E]
and meet [D] themselves at the [A] schools.
[Em] Too busy to know that they're fools.
Aren't [Ab] they a cheer?
[Eb] _ [Gb] _ _ _ [Ab] _
I'll drink to [Eb] them.
_ _ [Ebm] [Abm] Let's all drink [Gb] to _ _ _ [F] them. _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ And _ [Gm] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] here's to the girls who [Bb] just watch.
Aren't [C] they the best? _ _
[Gm] When they get [G] depressed, it's a bottle [Bb] of scotch.
[Gm] That's [Em] a little jest. _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ Another chance [Am] to disapprove.
[C] _ Another [Am] brilliant zinger.
_ _ [F] _ Another [A] reason not to love.
[F] _ [Dm] Another [G] vodka stinger.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ I'll [C] drink to that.
[Gm] _ _ _ [C] So here's to the girls [Gm] on the go.
_ _ [C] Everybody tries. _ _
[Gm] _ Just look [C] into their eyes and you'll see what [Bb] they know.
_ [Em] Everybody toast! _ _
_ _ _ [C] A toast to that [E] invincible bunch.
_ [C] To dinosaurs surviving [Am] the [D] crunch.
Come [F] on, let's hear it for the ladies who [G] lunch. [D] _ [C] Everybody _ rise! _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ Come [E] _
_ _ [G] on!
Rise! _ _
Rise!
_ _ Rise!
_ [Gm] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Gm] _
Rise!
_ [C] Rise!
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