Chords for annoying types of guitarists

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_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
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[Am] _ _ Do you feel that?
[F] You're just playing the E string?
[A#m] _ _ [F] _ Man, it's [D#] like I opened a portal to another dimension, man. _ _ _
_ Why are [C] you looking at me like that? _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[N] What's up guys?
So this video is sponsored by AI toilet paper.
Not only does it feel really soft against your_
you know_
But it also analyzes your poop.
Do you get it?
Anal-izes? _
_ [F] Hahahahaha!
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[G#m] _ _ _ [Bm] _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
Can't you just play something in C major for once?
Something that people actually want to listen to.
No, this is serious music.
_ This is a piece by the composer Arnold von Twinkenstein. _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ Mmm, very nice guitar. _ _
_ Smells good.
_ Oh, the body is very_
_ [E] Stop molesting my guitar. _ _
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[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Dude, the last great album by Metallica was injustice for all.
After that they just sold out.
They're sellouts.
Yeah, they cut their hair and just_
They became just like rich douchebags. _
_ [F] _ [E] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[F#] _ _ _ My hands are a bit cold.
It feels a bit weird, the guitar. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm actually late for a meeting, so_
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_ [F] _ _ [E] _ [B] _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
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[C] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [D#] _ Are you aware that your guitar doesn't have any strings?
_ I don't need them. _ _ _
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ You're [N] just flexing.
This whole channel is just one big flex.
Flexing?
I'm playing a piece by Bach.
It's not about how many notes you play.
It's about the feeling.
So what do you do?
I'm a professional guitarist.
And you?
Cool.
I work in construction.
You know, there's a guitar here, man.
Can't you play something for us?
_ Can you build me a house?
Build you a house?
I don't understand.
You're asking me to work, so I'm asking you to work.
Can you go build my house?
Jesus, man.
Take it easy.
I'm sorry.
I just thought that_
Yeah, you just thought I'm some goddamn circus monkey.
Sorry.
I have a serious job.
I'm a genius, okay?
And I should be treated accordingly.
Play a song.
No, man.
I can't really play.
I haven't played in like_
nine years, you know.
That's okay.
Just play something simple like
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.
[D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ When I listened to this, I [B] finally learned to play Malaguena.
[E] Listen. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Give me the guitar. _ _
That's so easy, man. _ _ _ _ _ _
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[D] You couldn't let me be happy for two minutes?
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_ [F] _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _ _
_ [E] _ _ [B] _ [G] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [E] _ Amazing grace
[Am] How sweet _ _ [F] the sound _
The newbie's here.
Hide the guitars.
I saw you had a guitar here.
Can I try it?
I'm a guitarist.
I can play a song if you want.
Oh, that's really cute.
But you know, that's not a guitar.
That's a bass guitar.
Oh.
I do have a guitar at my father's place.
Just go outside five miles into the forest in that direction
and you'll find his cottage.
Occasionally he shoots strangers. _
Okay.
I'll be back in five minutes, okay?
See you. _ _
_ _ Now, who do we have coming here?
Hey, man.
Do you have a guitar? _ _ _ _ _
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