Jesus Chords by Andrew Jackson Jihad

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_ _ _ [C] _ _ [Am] I had a dream, _ _ _ _ I had a dream tonight _ _ That I cut off a piece of the [C] baby Jesus
_ [F] To offend my [C] friends _ _ [Am] But the joke was fine, [E] yes it did, oh [C] yes it
did _ _ _ _ [Am] Cause the piece of the baby [E] I cut off, it
ran [C] and it fled _ _ _ _ I [F] tried everything, _ [C] _ _ I [Am] tried banishing this
_ _ shit I tried praying to [C] it, _ _ [F] but all to no [C] avail
_ _ _ [Am] Nothing could keep the [E] baby Jesus from bleeding
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_ _ No, _ [Am] no, nothing could keep the [E] baby Jesus from bleeding
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I _ _ _ [F] got the heavenly spring, [C] _ _ they [F] are killing me inside
[C] _ _ [F] They are killing me alive, [C] _ _ they [F] are ruining [Am] my _ soul
_ _ Nothing could keep [E] these dreams from hurting [C] me _
_ _ _ _ [Am] No, no, nothing could keep these [E] dreams from fucking me up
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_ _ _ _ And then [F] the worst thing happened, [C] _ _ [Am] the baby opened his [C] eyes
_ And [F] he stared into my [C] eyes, _ and [F] he started to _ [C] _ [Am] fake
He said, frickin' boy, I'm gonna [E] throw you in hell
[Am] I'm gonna make you scream, [E] I'm gonna make you yell
[Am] I'm gonna make you quit, and [E] I'm gonna make you drink a [C] glass _
_ _ _ _ Don't [F] you be afraid of Jesus now, [C] _ _ [Am] cause his heart's filled with vengeance
_ And his soul's filled with [C] hellfire, _ and [F] he's spitting my _ [C] blood
_ [Am] So be afraid of Jesus, [E] be afraid of Jesus, [Am] be afraid of Jesus, [E] be afraid of Jesus
[Am] Be afraid of Jesus, cause [Bm] he's gonna fuck you up, oh so [C] tough _
_ _ _ I [Am] said, be afraid of Jesus, [E] be afraid of Jesus, [Am] be afraid of Jesus, [Bm] be afraid of Jesus
[Am] Be afraid of Jesus, [E] cause he's gonna fuck you up, oh [C] so tough _
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