Chords for American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

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_ [G] Your paycheck depends on weather and life.
Your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot.
If you [C] need to pour your heart out,
try to [Bb] rectify some [G] situation _ that you're facing.
_ [D] Contact your American Uncle John Bar [G] Association.
_ _ _ _ _ Note the sand dips in your pocket for most things you don't mind.
But when your dollar goes to all those standing in the welfare line,
[C] reach your shoe, have a voice.
If you're concerned about the [G] destination of this great nation,
it's [D] called the American Uncle John Bar [G] Association.
_ [C] Represents the hard-hack, gun-rack, gait-and-back,
overtaxed, black-blade, and fun-loving crowd.
[G] Their heart is in the music, and they love to play it aloud.
[D] No warms on the wife of Casey.
There's no red-tape administration.
It's the American Uncle John Bar [G] Association.
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_ We're all one big family, from cities and to towns.
We don't reach for handouts.
We reach those who are down.
[C] And every local chapter has a seven-day-a-week-available _ [G] consultation.
Lower your frustration.
It's [D] called the American Uncle John Bar [G] Association. _
It [C] represents the mud-lap, six-pack, bear-crack, overtaxed, black-blade,
and fun-loving crowd.
[G] Their heart is in the music, and they love to play it aloud.
[D] No warms on the wife of Casey.
There's no red-tape administration.
It's the American Uncle John Bar [G] Association. _
[D] Contact your American Uncle John Bar [G] Association. _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ Do [G] not delay.
Contact today.
Your HBA. _
B-H-B-A. _ _ _ _
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