Chords for Almost (Acoustic), by Bowling For Soup (UK 2011)

[E] The nicest welcome [Ab] I've ever had
since _ _ the time I got home off tour
[Gb] and my wife was nakeder [N] than shit.
_ _ I _ _ [Eb] _ [Ab] taught [Eb] her Hudson.
That's actually the best welcome that I've had
since I came home off tour and your wife was naked.
_ _ _ _ _ What?
_ _ [N] _ _ _ Probably on his couch in his underwear eating Cheetos.
_ [Eb] _ _
But [Ab] _ guess what?
[N] He'll be here for Download and he'll be here in October with [Db] us. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Man, you guys look good.
Seriously.
I think this is going to be the best show ever.
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ [Gb] Who's not acoustic last year?
Anybody [Bbm] _ see_
[Ab] For the [N] first time.
Anybody see_ _
You guys have to sing.
I know we're getting paid to sing,
but you guys are better singers.
_ Trust me.
_ _ Right?
_ Wait, you [Bb] said trust me, but you didn't make a sentence.
No, I was just [Ab] exclamating your point.
Oh, okay.
Well, you should say trust him.
_ _ _ Trust [Ebm] him. _ _
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_ _ _ [Gm] Thank you.
[Eb] I almost wished you would have loved [Bb] me too.
_ _ [F] _
_ _ [Bbm] _ [Gm] I _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ almost [Bb] held up [F] a grocery store where [Gm] I almost did [Eb] five years of net-setting for.
Cause I [Bb] almost got [F] popped for a fight with a thug.
[G] Cause he almost made [Eb] off with a bunch of the drugs.
And I [Bb] almost got [F] hooked on you, she ran away.
[G] And I wish you would have had [Eb] the nerve to ask me to stay.
And I [Bb] _ _ _ [F] almost _ [Gm] had you.
[Eb] But I can't, that doesn't cut it.
[Bb] _ _ _ [F] Almost _ [Gm] had you.
[Eb] And I didn't need to know [Gm] it, you kept me [Bb] gassed in.
And now I'm [Ebm] gassed in, spent the time missing you.
_ I almost wished you would have loved me [Bb] too.
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
Even though I think about [Eb] all the things I [Bb] could have _ [Ebm] done.
_ [F] _
Trying to feed a forklift, I [Eb] saw the baggage weighs [Bb] the time.
Baggage [Ab] weighs the time.
[G] Knowing that our [Eb] problems, I just [Ebm] remember _ one.
_ _ I gave up on God.
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
What's [Eb] going on?
What are you doing?
Are you [Bb] singing Lamb of God right [N] now?
_ _ I like it.
I like [Eb] that shit.
[Bb] I almost forgot to say something else.
[Gm] I can't [Bb] fit it in, [Eb] I'll keep it all to myself.
[Bbm] I almost wrote a [Fm] song about you today.
[Gm] But I tore it all [Eb] up and then I threw it away.
And [Bb] I _ _ [F] almost _
_ [Gm] had you.
[Eb] But I guess that doesn't cut it.
[Bb] _ _ [F] Almost _ _ [G] had you.
[Eb] And I didn't need to know it, [G] you kept me gassed in.
And [F] now [Eb] I'm gassed in, spent the time missing [Ebm] you.
And [Bb] I _ _ [F] almost _ _ [Gm]
had you.
_ [Eb] _ _ Almost had you.
[Bb] _ _ [F] Almost had [G]
you.
_ _ [Eb] Almost _ had you.
[Bb] _ _ [Fm] Almost _ _ [Gm] had you.
[Eb] I almost wished you would have [Ebm] loved me too.
Wished you would have loved [Ab] me [Bb] too.
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