Chords for Alien Abduction Probe (Official Music Video) - Hayseed Dixie
Tempo:
100.4 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
Gm
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Gm] [G]
I
[D]
saw the [G] light, they returned last [D] night unanswered, questions [A] torture me, [D] like how they unlocked
the door, why's [G] my rectum sore, [D] why do I [A] twitch when I watch E.T.
[G] Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and cold, [D] they put my life on hold, [A] this crap
is getting old.
Alien abduction [D] probe, you know, they stuck a microchip [G] in the hole between my [D] hips, such
a gross [A] indignity, [B] [D]
involuntary [G] cornholation, courtesy of the alien nation, [D] why do [A] they
always [D] come for me.
[G] Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me [D] crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and [D] cold, they put my life on hold, [A] this crap
is getting old.
Alien [D] abduction probe.
Let me probe you one time, Rocky.
[G] [D]
[A]
[D] Here they come.
[G]
[D]
[A]
[D]
So late at night, I wait alone, [G] stand in the twilight zone,
[D] put a sawed off shotgun in
[A] my hand,
[D] drinking cheap wine, getting [G] plastered, waiting for those grey green [D] bastards, it's
the only way to [A] make them understand.
[G] Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and [D] cold, they put my life on hold, this crap
is getting old.
[A]
Alien [D] abduction probe.
[N]
I
[D]
saw the [G] light, they returned last [D] night unanswered, questions [A] torture me, [D] like how they unlocked
the door, why's [G] my rectum sore, [D] why do I [A] twitch when I watch E.T.
[G] Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and cold, [D] they put my life on hold, [A] this crap
is getting old.
Alien abduction [D] probe, you know, they stuck a microchip [G] in the hole between my [D] hips, such
a gross [A] indignity, [B] [D]
involuntary [G] cornholation, courtesy of the alien nation, [D] why do [A] they
always [D] come for me.
[G] Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me [D] crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and [D] cold, they put my life on hold, [A] this crap
is getting old.
Alien [D] abduction probe.
Let me probe you one time, Rocky.
[G] [D]
[A]
[D] Here they come.
[G]
[D]
[A]
[D]
So late at night, I wait alone, [G] stand in the twilight zone,
[D] put a sawed off shotgun in
[A] my hand,
[D] drinking cheap wine, getting [G] plastered, waiting for those grey green [D] bastards, it's
the only way to [A] make them understand.
[G] Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and [D] cold, they put my life on hold, this crap
is getting old.
[A]
Alien [D] abduction probe.
[N]
Key:
D
G
A
Gm
B
D
G
A
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ I _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D]
saw the [G] light, they returned last [D] night unanswered, questions [A] torture me, _ _ _ [D] like how they unlocked
the door, why's [G] my rectum sore, [D] why do I [A] twitch when I watch E.T. _
_ _ [G] _ _ Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
_ left me crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and cold, [D] they put my life on hold, [A] this crap
is getting old.
_ _ Alien abduction [D] _ probe, _ _ _ _ _ _ you know, they stuck a microchip [G] in the hole between my [D] hips, such
a gross [A] indignity, _ [B] _ _ _ [D] _ _
involuntary [G] cornholation, courtesy of the alien nation, [D] why do [A] they
always [D] come for me.
_ _ _ [G] _ Alien abduction [D] probe, _ happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me [D] crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and [D] cold, they put my life on hold, [A] this crap
is getting old.
_ Alien [D] abduction probe. _
_ _ _ Let me probe you one time, Rocky. _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ Here they come.
[G] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ So late at night, I wait alone, [G] _ stand in the twilight zone, _
[D] put a sawed off shotgun in
[A] my hand, _
_ _ [D] drinking cheap wine, getting [G] plastered, waiting for those grey green [D] bastards, it's
the only way to [A] make them understand. _ _ _
[G] _ Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and [D] cold, they put my life on hold, this crap
is getting old.
[A] _
Alien [D] abduction probe. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ I _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D]
saw the [G] light, they returned last [D] night unanswered, questions [A] torture me, _ _ _ [D] like how they unlocked
the door, why's [G] my rectum sore, [D] why do I [A] twitch when I watch E.T. _
_ _ [G] _ _ Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
_ left me crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and cold, [D] they put my life on hold, [A] this crap
is getting old.
_ _ Alien abduction [D] _ probe, _ _ _ _ _ _ you know, they stuck a microchip [G] in the hole between my [D] hips, such
a gross [A] indignity, _ [B] _ _ _ [D] _ _
involuntary [G] cornholation, courtesy of the alien nation, [D] why do [A] they
always [D] come for me.
_ _ _ [G] _ Alien abduction [D] probe, _ happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me [D] crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and [D] cold, they put my life on hold, [A] this crap
is getting old.
_ Alien [D] abduction probe. _
_ _ _ Let me probe you one time, Rocky. _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ Here they come.
[G] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ So late at night, I wait alone, [G] _ stand in the twilight zone, _
[D] put a sawed off shotgun in
[A] my hand, _
_ _ [D] drinking cheap wine, getting [G] plastered, waiting for those grey green [D] bastards, it's
the only way to [A] make them understand. _ _ _
[G] _ Alien abduction [D] probe, happens all over the globe, [A] they came and scratched their [D] itch,
left me crying in a [G] ditch, it's all so cruel and [D] cold, they put my life on hold, this crap
is getting old.
[A] _
Alien [D] abduction probe. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _