Chords for Alice (Polka Version)

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_ [G] Sally called when she got the word, she [C] said, I suppose that you heard about [D] Alice. _ _ _ _
[G] Well, I rushed to the window and I looked outside, [C] but I could hardly believe my eyes
as [D] a big woman's feet pulled up _ [G] into Alice's garage.
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Oh, [G] I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go.
[C] I guess she's got a reason, but I just don't wanna know.
But [D] for 24 years I've been living next door [G] to Alice.
[E] Alice?
Who the hell is Alice?
[G] Now 24 years just waiting for a chance [C] to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance.
[D] Now I've got to get used to [C] my living [D] next door [G] to Alice.
[N] Alice?
Who the [Dm] hell is Alice?
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[D] _ _ [G] Grew up together, two kids in a park.
[C] _ Carved our _ initials deep in the bark, [D] me and Alice. _ _ _
_ [G] Now she walks through the dark with her head held high.
[C] Just for a moment I caught her eye as a [D] big woman's feet pulled slowly _ [G] out of Alice's dry.
[D] _ _
_ [G] Oh, I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go.
[C] I guess she's got a reason, but I just don't wanna know.
[D] But for 24 years I've been living next [G] door to Alice.
Alice?
Who the hell is Alice?
Now 24 years just waiting for a chance [C] to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance.
[D] Now I've got to get used to [C] my living [D] next door [G] to Alice.
[Bb] Alice?
Who the hell is Alice?
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[D] _ [G] Then Sally called back and asked how I felt.
[C] She said, I know how to help get [D] over Alice. _ _ _ _
She [G] said, now Alice is gone, but I'm still here.
[C] You know I've been waiting for 24 years [D] and a big limousine _ _
_ _ [G] _ disappeared.
_ [D] _ _
_ [G] Oh, I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go.
[C] I guess she's got a reason, but I just don't wanna know.
[D] But for 24 years I've been living next door [G] to Alice.
Alice?
[Gb] Who the hell is Alice?
Now 24 years just waiting for a chance [C] to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance.
Now [D] I've got to get used to my [C] living [D] next door [G] to Alice.
Alice?
Who the hell is Alice?
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