Chords for ALEX G @ BARD

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_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [Eb] _
Are on the rocks with you?
[Bb] We give you martinis and we have them
Is that what you [C] call it?
On the rocks?
That's what we made up right now
Like doing it on the rocks
[Eb] Turn down [Gm] the light
_ Turn [Eb] down the bed
So hip hop _ _ _
You [Bb] guys have any bad Halloween costumes?
Or good Halloween [G] costumes?
One time my mom
[Eb] dressed me up as Harry Potter
_ Yeah dude and I had like
[Gm] She painted like
a wall ball like gold
so it looked like I was holding like
the snitch or whatever
You mean like a gator ball or a rubber ball?
Yeah it was like a rubber ball
and they painted it gold so it looked like it was a snitch
and we like glued wings onto it That's awesome
Yeah it was a [F] pretty good costume
and since then I've [F] only gone as women _
Yeah why [Bb] are you not in costume?
is my [Eb] biggest demand about this show
[Bb] _ Did you have no ideas?
I just [Eb] didn't think about it We're not
Yeah I'm um
[Bb] I'm nowhere to confuse you
Oh wait really?
_ _ [C] I'm the song _
Handsome and Wealthy [Bb] by Migos
but I'm just handsome and wealthy
[Dm] Anyone else got a good [G] one?
I was a Monopoly man one year
and that was a really great costume
That's so good!
Did you wear the monocle?
Yeah I had the monocle, a [Cm] cane
I was really [Ab] proud of that year
Did you have to squint the whole time to keep the monocle in?
Uh
No you [Eb] can
I [D] don't know, it's awkward though
It is awkward
[Eb] _ _ _ _
How was your tour?
You have been together in a bus [Gm] car, van
for a long time
I was drunk in the car earlier and I just like went off
for like 5 minutes telling them how much I love them [B] and shit
[D] Oh well that's [G] sweet
Gardens and Via are like the nicest people on the face of this fucking earth Yeah
Really good band [Ebm] Every night?
[F] One night
[Gm] But it was so kind
They would just like get us high all the time
How [Cm] old are they?
They're like [Eb] 30
They range from like 26 [Gm] to 32
It's like a step older than [Eb] us 30 meter
It's cool to see [Bb] like you know adults
working in [C] music
and like actually making a career [Eb] out of it
_ Yeah [D] Favorite candy?
I [Db] guess since you're all [G] treats
_ _ [Eb]
Reese's cups Twix, definitely
_ [Gm]
100 grand
_ [Eb] What are you? _
It's underrated
_ [Gm] That or I think like
[Eb] Mounds slash Almond Joys
The _ [Bb] coconut's too much dude
No, not for me
I [Gm] don't like coconut
I'm [C] all about take 5 cause you got like some [Eb] of everything
You know what I'm saying
[Gm] It's like peanut butter and peanuts and pretzel
and [Eb] caramel and chocolate
That shit is an OD but it's so good [Cm] Worst costume?
I wanna hear yours
[F] I only had like [C] one costume
I was Batman
[Eb] for like _ [Bb]
15 years in a row
and then I didn't wear costumes anymore
That was my past gold
So your best and worst costume was [Gm] Batman Yeah
I was Robin [Eb] one year
and my older brother was Batman
It was so cute
I was Walt Whitman once
Oh my [Gm] god!
Which I thought was the best costume but people just [C] thought I was like a homeless guy
[Cm] So it didn't work out
Wait, [Eb] like an old woman?
[F] I actually went for the young Walt Whitman
Which is like, so I just [Bb] had like a big brown beard
[Fm] and like a hat and like [Bb] the kind of like unbuttoned shirt
[Eb] It's like an obscure English major reference
[Bb] This is why John's trying to be an English teacher
Yeah, it [F] didn't work out
[Eb] Put that on your resume
Went as [Bb] Walt Whitman for Halloween one year
Had lost all hope [Eb] in Halloween _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _
I was thinking we should [Eb] cut like
either Tom or Miss
Nor Miss
[Bb] Oh, it's the same _
_ [Gm] _ _ [C] I'm not trying to
Well [Eb] we gotta do the mask
I read it [G] aloud to cut you in half
[C] Make a scene _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [Gm] _ _