Narcissus Chords by Alanis Morissette

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Dear Mom's boy, I know you've had your buck by your mother.
I know you've enjoyed all that attention from her.
And every [Dm] woman goes with you [D] to prison after.
Dear [Dm] nice, substitute boy, I know you've never really apologized for [D] anything.
I know you've never [Dm] really taken responsibility.
[D] I know you've never [Dm] really listened to a [D] woman.
Dear [Dm] Michelle boy, [D] I know you're not [Dm] really in the comfort zone
[D] or seeing both sides of every equation or having [Dm] an interrupted [G] conversation.
And any talk [A] of happiness and [G] any talk _ [A] of _ connectedness
and [G] any talk _ [A] of restoring this leaves you running [D] for the world.
[A] Why do [D] I try to love you?
Try to love [Dm]
me too.
[D] Why do [F] I try to [D] love you?
Try [C#] _ [D] to love me too.
[Dm] Dear egotist boy, [D] you've never really had to suffer any consequence.
You've never stayed with anyone longer than ten minutes.
You never understand anyone showing resistance.
Dear popular boy, I know you're used to getting everything so easily.
I've strained [Dm] you out of that concept of reciprocity.
And people aren't always like you in this [G] society.
And any talk [A] of selflessness and [G] any talk _ [D] of working [A]
at this
and [G] any talk of [A] being of service leaves you [D] running for the world.
Why [A] do I [Dm] try to [D] help you?
Try to [A] help me when you [D] want me to.
Why [A] do I [D] help you?
Try [Dm] to help me when you really don't want me to.
You go back to the [D] women who will dance the dance.
You go back to your friends who will lick your ass.
You go back to ignoring all the rest of us.
You go back to the center of your [A] universe.
_ [D] Dear self-centered boy, I don't know why I still feel affected by you.
I've never lasted very long with someone like you.
I never did, although I have to admit I wanted to.
_ Dear magnetic boy, you've never been with anyone who doesn't take your shit.
You've never been with anyone who's there to call you on it.
I wonder [Dm] how you'd be if someone were to [G] call you on it.
And any talk [A] of willingness and [G] any talk _ [A] of bullshitting
and [G] any talk _ of [A] commitment leaves you [D] running for the world.
Why [A] do I [Dm] try [D] to change you?
Try to change me when [C#] [D] you want me to.
Why [C#] do I [D] try to change you?
Try to change me when [A] you really don't want me to.
[D] You go back [A] to [D] the women who will dance the [A] dance.
[D] You go back [C#] to [D] your friends who will lick your [C#] ass.
[D] You go back [A]
[D] to being so oblivious.
[A] [D] You go back [C#] to [D] the center of the universe.
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