Chords for Alan Jackson - Jim And Jack And Hank (Official Lyric Video)

[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [E] There you were standing by the screen door slamming,
Radly clear [A] what's taking [B] place.
You were holding on to Louie, he was packing, he was heavy,
That plastic handle just [E] about to break. _
Well then you picked up Chloe, she knew you all were going,
She started barking [A] like a tank. _
I was [B] shocked and I was joking, but I would not be long.
_ I got Jim and [E] Jack in the hang. _
[A] Take your strange bikini door, apple [E] martinis,
Take what's left of air in the bank. _
[A] Take your fat iron and your curlers, your sparkling water,
[E] And that damn perfume I [B] never like. _
[E] Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies,
To me you're just a [A] total blank. _
_ Go on and leave me [E] baby, I don't need you,
[B] I got _ Jim and [E] Jack in the hang. _
_ _ _ _ Well now you left screaming and your tire screeching,
Had a little dog right [B] in your lap.
_ I became a little sad and called up my old dad,
He said, son you just woke me [Em] from my nap.
_ [E] I told him you had left me, he said, son now don't you hate me,
[Bm] You know exactly [A] what I think.
[D] You [B] know you're better off, you can fish and you can golf,
You still got [E] Jim and Jack in the hang.
_ [A] Take your strange bikini door, apple martinis,
[E] Take what's left of air in the bank.
_ [A] Take your fat iron and your curlers, your sparkling water,
[E] And that damn perfume I [B] never like.
_ [E] Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies,
To me you're just a [A] total blank.
_ _ Go on and leave me [E] baby, I don't need you,
[B] I got _ Jim and [E] Jack in the hang.
That's right. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ [B] _ _ _
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_ [B] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ So _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ [A] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I got out the whiskey, I began to listen,
Songs out in my truck you [Bm] couldn't crank.
I [B] started feeling empty, then again it hit me,
_ I've got Jim and [E] Jack in the hang.
_ [A] Take your strange bikini door, apple [E] martinis,
Take what's left of air in the bank.
Take [A] your fat iron and your curlers, your sparkling water,
[E] And that damn perfume I [B] never like.
[E] Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies,
To me you're just a [A] total blank.
_ _ Go on and leave me [E] baby, I don't need you,
I [B] got Jim and Jack [E] in the hang.
Yeah [A] now, go on and leave me [E] baby,
I don't need [B] you, I got Jim and Jack [E] in the hang. _ _ _
That's right.
_ _ _ _ You go ahead, _ _ I'll be a-okay. _ _
I got Jose, _ Captain Morgan,
_ _ _ Not to mention Carl, George, and Tammy, and Lorella,
[Em] Earl, [E] Willie Nelson, Big John Cash,
_ How about old Jimmy Bubba, bring him in there,
Let that sun shine in. _ _
_ George Strait, my old friend. _
Can't forget Hank Jr.
and all his rowdy friends.
_ _ [Em] _
_ [E] I'm gonna clean out the whole crowd in there. _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
Oh yeah.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ Goodbye.
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _