Chords for Alan Jackson - Jim And Jack And Hank (Audio)

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_ [E] There you were standing by the screen door slamming,
Radly clear [B] what's taking place. _
You were holding on to Louie, he was acting, he was heavy,
That plastic handle just [E] about to break. _
Then Annie picked up Chloe, she was all growing,
She started [A] barking like a tank.
[B] I was shocked and I was joking, but I would not be long,
_ Cause I got Jim and [E] Jack in the hang. _
[A] Check your strange bikini store, apple martinis,
[E] _ Take what's left there in the bank. _
[A] Take your flat iron and your curlers, your sparkling water,
[E] And that damn perfume I [B] never liked. _
[E] Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies,
To me you're just a [A] total blank.
_ _ Go on and leave me [E] baby, I don't need you,
[B] I got _ Jim and [E] Jack in the hang. _
_ _ _ _ Well now you left screaming and your tire screeching,
Had a little [B] dog right in your lap.
_ I became a little sad and called up my old [F#] dad,
He said, son you just woke me [Em] from my nap.
_ I told [Bm] him you had left me, [E] he said, son now don't you hate me,
[Bm] You know exactly [A] what I think.
_ [B] You know you better off, you can fish and you can golf,
You still got Jim and [E] Jack in the hang.
_ [A] Take your strange bikini store, apple [E] martinis,
Take what's left there in the bank.
_ [A] Take your flat iron and your curlers, your sparkling water,
[E] And that damn perfume [B] I never liked.
_ [E] Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies,
To me you're just a [A] total blank.
_ _ _ Go on and leave me [E] baby, I don't need you,
[B] I got Jim and [E] Jack in the hang.
_ That's right. _ _
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_ _ _ _ So I got out the whiskey, I began to listen,
The songs out in my truck you [Bm] couldn't crank.
_ I started feeling empty, then [B] again it hit me,
_ [E] I've got Jim and Jack in the hang.
_ [A] Take your strange bikini store, apple [E] martinis,
_ Take what's left there in the bank.
_ [A] Take your flat iron and your curlers, your sparkling water,
[E] And that damn perfume I [B] never liked.
Take [E] your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies,
To me you're just a [A] total blank.
_ _ _ Go on and leave me [E] baby, I don't need you,
[B] I got _ Jim and [E] Jack in the hang.
_ [A] Yeah, now go on and leave me [E] baby,
I don't need you, [B] I got Jim and [E] Jack in the hang. _ _ _ _ _
That's right. _ _ _ _
You go ahead.
_ I'll be A-OK. _
_ Cause I got Jose, [Em] _ Captain Morgan,
_ [E] _ _ Not to mention Carl, George, and Tammy,
And Loretta, [Em] Pearl, Willie [E] Nelson, Big John K.
_ _ How about old Jimmy Bubbit, bring him in there,
Let that sun shine in. _
_ _ George Strait, my old friend. _
Can't forget Hank Jr.
and all his rowdy friends.
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_ [E] _ I'm gonna clean out the whole project, baby.
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[E] Aw yeah. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [B] Goodbye.
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