Chords for Ain't No Place To Pee On Mardi Gras Day - By Benny Grunch

_ _ _ _ Whoo, I gotta go.
I gotta go real bad _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] Can somebody let me in can you let [Dbm] me in there?
_ [Bbm] Is it my turn? _ _ _ _
[Bb] Hey, let's be on my day _
And oh, let's be [F] on my god day _
[Bb] No matter what you say
[Eb] No matter what you [Bbm] say
And [F] let's be [Bb] on my god day _
Can't beat you you get home on my god day
And people [Fm] you get home on [F] my god day _ _
[Bb] Even if you say [Eb] 10,000 miles [Bbm] away
Campesia [F] you get home on [Bb] my god day _ _
[F] You can call me you can [Bb] leave you can burn me you can [C] please wipe your nose right on your seat
And it's a joke.
[F] Hey, can you be on my god day?
_ _ No [Bb] way your mom and them ain't there when you get home Oh
You forgot your keys and you [F] all alone _
[Bb] Right there in their front yard y'all there in front of gardener the big dogs home and churning up some home _ _
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bbm] _ _
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You can call me you can [Bb] leave you can burn me you can [C] please wipe your nose right on your seat and it's okay
Can you be on my god day? [F] No _ [Bb] way _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, maybe just this one no [F] more than twice _
[Bb] But if you leave things [Eb] don't have to be a [Bb] shame how you think them [F] yellow camps they [Bb] got that name _
Only rich folks [Bb] get to be on my god day _
Only rich folks get to be on [F] my god day _
[Bb] Yeah, I'm there on the balcony [Eb] baby all over you [Bb] and me rich folks [F] get me on [Bb] my god day _
There ain't no place to be on my god day _ _
And no place to be on [F] my god day _
[Bb] Put yourself me
[Eb] No, it's fine.
You're free.
[Bb] Hey, no, please [F] be on my [Bb] god day _
[Eb] Hey, let me in [Bbm] pick up me
[Bb] Sweat sweat, please.
Hold on to your DVDs.
There [C] ain't no place
[F] _ [Bb] Wait, _ _ [C] _
_ but officer I bought the sign said