Chords for Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

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_ Three nights ago, [A] I was at a [F#] disco
Man, [D] I wanted to bump
I was ready to go
[Bm] And this [G] big fat [Em] woman
_ Bumped me on the floor
She [D] was ready to go
That chick was ready to go
[G] Man, she did a dip
[Em] _ Almost bumped my hip
_ [D] She was getting down
That chick was getting down
She [G] wanted to bump some more
But I told her [Bm] no
[D] Don't knock me down
_ Don't knock me down
She [G] said if you want to [Em] dance
Find me a big fat [Bm] man
Y'all [D] go and get on down
Y'all go and get on [Bm] down
I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
[F#m] I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat [A] woman
I [Bm] ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
I [F#m] ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
She's too [Bm] fat, nigga
_ She's too fat for me
[D] She'll knock me down One time
She _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ came [Em] over to me
Snatched me out of my seat
[D] She wanted to get on down
Still wanna get on [Bm] down
I [G] told her to go [Em] home
And leave me alone
[D] I ain't getting down
She said I'm gonna break my hip
I know what [Em] you'll do
I ain't gonna bump you
I don't [D] feel like getting down
Don't feel like getting down
[Em] She just shook her head
And left me word of [Bm] saying
She [D] wanted to get on down
That woman wanna get on [Bm] down
She [Em] did that again
And I hit the floor [Bm] again
[D] She was getting down
That woman was getting [Bm] down
I ain't gonna bump no [B] more
With no big fat woman
[Bm] I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
[F#m] I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
I ain't [B] gonna bump no more
With no big fat [A] woman
[B] I [Bm] ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
_ [F#m] I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
_ I ain't gonna bump no more
With no big fat woman
_ Somebody [A] take her
[Bm]
I don't want [A] her
[B] She done [A] hurt my hip
[Bm]
She done [A] knocked me down
[Bm] Done hurt my hip
She done knocked me [A] down
[Bm] Somebody take [A] her
[Bm] I don't want her
You can [B]
have this one too
[A] [Bm] Take a big fat [A] woman
I don't want her
[A] [B] I can't have her
[Bm] I said take two hands
To hand her
I don't want her
Oh God _
She's too big for me
She's too [A] much for [B] me
Somebody take [A] her
[B] I don't [Bm] need her
I like this woman just [G#] this [F#] This beat
_ [B] Come on baby
[A] _ [Bm] You got
I got a whole [G#] lot
[Bm] Don't you take _
One [E] time
_ [Bm] You ain't got a way _
_ _ [A] [Bm] Too much for me
She's too much for [G#] me
[Bm] Go baby _ _
I don't want [A] her
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[B] I _ [A] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [A] _ [B] _ _ [Bm] _ can't _ _ [A] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ [A] _ [Bm] _ _ _ keep her
I don't want her
[A] _ [Bm] _ _ [A] Big fat woman in the [Bm] disco
_ [A] _ [Bm] _ I don't need her
I don't want [A] her
[Bm] _ _ Fighting for the hip
_ [A] Busting [Bm] people's lips
Big fat woman in the [A] disco
[Bm] _ _ [A] Bumping people
[B] I [A] [Bm] don't want her No, stop _
More lighten up
More lighten up
More [A] ease up
[Bm] _ More lighten up
_ [A] No, [Bm] _ losing weight
We got a deck
[E] _ [Bm] She doesn't make much
I [A] don't [E] see
[F#] She's still disco _ Go [Bm] on _ _ _ _
Go on _ _ _ _ _ _
Ha
[E] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [F#m] _ [B] _ tired
_ [Bm]
I'm tired
[E] _ [Bm] She don't want me out
She don't want me out
I _ [F#] don't _ [C#] want her
[B] She don't want me out
[Bm] _ I'm tired [B] _ I'm tired
Wanna take a little rest
[Bm] Somebody give me a ring, this big fat fool won't [B] move me down.
She don't go on me now, [Bm] she don't hold me down.
Oh man I'm quitting y'all.
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