Chords for Afroman - Dope Fiend
Tempo:
107.95 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
Bb
G
Db
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Ab] [Bb] [Ab]
[F] [G] [Ab] [Bb]
[Dbm] [F] [Ab]
[F] [G] I [F] feel great!
[Db] [G] Will [Ab] [Bb] somebody call [Db] me a cab?
[Fm] I'll [G] swallow [Ab] another [Bb] tab.
Not another one!
[G] I might [Ab] overdose [Bb] under the [Db]
circumstance.
So better [F] yet, [G] call [Ab] me an [Bb] ambulance.
Cause I'm a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't [Fm] know why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna do is get high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
[F] I'm a [G] [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac.
I used to smoke marijuana when [Db] I was a kid.
[Fm] Now [G] I'm [Ab] tripping on acid.
Now I'm tripping [F] on acid.
I'm high on [Abm] every [Bb] drug known [Db] to mankind.
[F] So [G] go [Ab] ahead and [Bb] pass it.
Cause I'm a dope [Ab] thing, baby.
[Db] I don't know why.
I don't [F] know why.
All [G] I [Fm] wanna do is get [Bb] high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] [Ab] nymphomaniac.
[Bb]
Nymphomaniac.
My [Ab] designated [Bb] driver [Db] was the
What's her name?
[F] Her [G] name [Abm] was [Bb] Carole.
Her name was Carole.
But I can't go [Ab] home.
[Bb] Why?
Cause she [Db] just died [F] from an [G] overdose [Ab] of [Bb] heroin.
[Gm] She's a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
She [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] she can [Bbm] do is get high.
She can do is get high.
Pitching [Ab] her legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac.
I'm a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't know [F] why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna [Eb] do is get high.
Pitching [Ab] your legs is where my [Dbm] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] [Ab] [C] nymphomaniac.
[Bb] Uh.
This butt [Ab] naked [Bb] girl sat [Db] next to me.
Next to [F] me.
And [G] offered me [Ab] some [Bb] XTC.
Then she [Ab] gave [Bb] me a [Db] big fat kiss with [F] a [G] mouth [Ab] full of [G] LSD.
Oh no.
I'm a dope [Ab] thing, baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high.
All I wanna do is get high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
[Fm] I'm a [Bb] nymphomaniac.
Y'all.
Wave your hands [Ab] in the [Bb] air.
And wave it [Db] like you just don't care.
[C] If you [Gm] got on [Ab] clean [Bb] underwear, somebody say, [Bb] oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
[F] Oh yeah.
Oh [Db] yeah.
Check it out. What?
[Fm] What?
Hey [Gm] all the homeboys, [Bb] gather around [F] cuz.
Check it out.
Be after me, lo.
Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off [Db] your ass and jam, you say [F] it.
[G] Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off your ass and jam.
One more time.
Say shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off [Db] your ass and jam, you say [F] it.
[G] Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off your ass and jam.
My hands are [Ab] shaking.
My [Db] nose is twitching.
[F] My [G] eyeballs [Ab] are [F] real gigantic.
Hey yo, what's wrong with you?
I'm laying [Ab] in bed with a [Db] thriving head.
And [F] I'm [G] tripping [Ab] on [Bb] widespread panic.
Widespread panic.
Cuz I'm a dope [Ab] freak, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't know [F] why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna [F] do is get high.
[Ab] Pitching your legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
I'm just [F] a [G] [Ab] [Bbm] nymphomaniac.
I'm a dope freak, baby.
I'm a dope [Ab] freak, [Bb] baby.
And I [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] I'm supposed [Ab] to do [Bb] is get high.
[F] So, between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cuz [Fm] I'm a [Gm] [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac.
I'm a dope [Ab] freak, baby.
I [C] don't know why.
[Fm] All [G] I wanna [Ab] do [Bb] is get high.
Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
[Fm] I'm a [G] [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac.
My bones are numb.
[Abm] [Bb] Hey man, [Db] I'm finna do some impersonations, right?
[Fm] [G] Hey, [Ab] the first [Bb] one is a mixture between the lead singer from the B-52 [Ab] and Robert [Bb] Smith from the Cure, right?
[Db]
Hey, but hey, [F] be quiet, I gotta [G] concentrate, [Ab] shit.
[Bb] Listen though, tell me this shit sound like
I'm a dope [Abm] fag, [Bb] baby!
I [Db] don't know, boy!
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high!
Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Dbm] brain is at!
[F] I'm a damn [G] [Ab] dope [Bb] man, yeah!
Okay, okay, alright, hey, hey, [Ab] I'm finna do, [Bb] uh, uh, [Db] Axl Rose, Axl Rose from [Fm] Guns N' Roses, [G] cuz.
Oh, [Ab] hell no!
[Bb] You know what I'm sayin'?
That's crazy, dawg.
I'm a dope fag, [Ab] [F] baby!
I [Db] don't know, boy!
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high!
It do that, that'll sound like that too!
Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at!
[F] I'm a [G] damn [Ab] phone [Bb] man, yeah!
Yeah, [Ab] that is sound like [Bb] no fuckin' Axl Rose.
[Db] Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson!
[Fm] Aw, hell no!
Come [G] on, man, we can get [Ab] Willie Nelson.
[Bb] We gonna sing some country?
Crazy, man!
[Fm] Maybe I didn't [Db] fuck you, baby.
[Fm] [G] But little [Ab] darling, [Bb] don't cry.
How come you didn't fuck her?
The fact [Ab] is, I [Db] masturbated.
[Fm] [Gm] About an [Ab] hour [Bb] before you came by.
But while I was [Fm] beating up, honey, you [F] were always on my mind.
You were always on my mind.
The road again tonight.
[Db] Open up your legs and let me [Ab] stick it in [Bb] your tie.
My favorite [F] pastime is making love to my girlfriend.
I [Db] can't wait to shoot my low again.
[Ab] [Bb] Hey, crazy, get crazy with your girl, say [Fm] what?
I can't wait to shoot my low again.
[Bb] Stick my dick somewhere [Fm] she's never been.
Yo, man!
[Bb] Yeah!
Get arrested!
My favorite [Ab] pastime is making music with my girlfriend.
Hey, stand up straight!
Stop staggering, stop staggering!
There go the cops right there.
I can't wait to shoot my low again.
There go the cops right there, stop staggering, look!
[F] [G] [Ab] [Bb]
[Dbm] [F] [Ab]
[F] [G] I [F] feel great!
[Db] [G] Will [Ab] [Bb] somebody call [Db] me a cab?
[Fm] I'll [G] swallow [Ab] another [Bb] tab.
Not another one!
[G] I might [Ab] overdose [Bb] under the [Db]
circumstance.
So better [F] yet, [G] call [Ab] me an [Bb] ambulance.
Cause I'm a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't [Fm] know why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna do is get high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
[F] I'm a [G] [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac.
I used to smoke marijuana when [Db] I was a kid.
[Fm] Now [G] I'm [Ab] tripping on acid.
Now I'm tripping [F] on acid.
I'm high on [Abm] every [Bb] drug known [Db] to mankind.
[F] So [G] go [Ab] ahead and [Bb] pass it.
Cause I'm a dope [Ab] thing, baby.
[Db] I don't know why.
I don't [F] know why.
All [G] I [Fm] wanna do is get [Bb] high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] [Ab] nymphomaniac.
[Bb]
Nymphomaniac.
My [Ab] designated [Bb] driver [Db] was the
What's her name?
[F] Her [G] name [Abm] was [Bb] Carole.
Her name was Carole.
But I can't go [Ab] home.
[Bb] Why?
Cause she [Db] just died [F] from an [G] overdose [Ab] of [Bb] heroin.
[Gm] She's a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
She [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] she can [Bbm] do is get high.
She can do is get high.
Pitching [Ab] her legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac.
I'm a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't know [F] why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna [Eb] do is get high.
Pitching [Ab] your legs is where my [Dbm] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] [Ab] [C] nymphomaniac.
[Bb] Uh.
This butt [Ab] naked [Bb] girl sat [Db] next to me.
Next to [F] me.
And [G] offered me [Ab] some [Bb] XTC.
Then she [Ab] gave [Bb] me a [Db] big fat kiss with [F] a [G] mouth [Ab] full of [G] LSD.
Oh no.
I'm a dope [Ab] thing, baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high.
All I wanna do is get high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
[Fm] I'm a [Bb] nymphomaniac.
Y'all.
Wave your hands [Ab] in the [Bb] air.
And wave it [Db] like you just don't care.
[C] If you [Gm] got on [Ab] clean [Bb] underwear, somebody say, [Bb] oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
[F] Oh yeah.
Oh [Db] yeah.
Check it out. What?
[Fm] What?
Hey [Gm] all the homeboys, [Bb] gather around [F] cuz.
Check it out.
Be after me, lo.
Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off [Db] your ass and jam, you say [F] it.
[G] Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off your ass and jam.
One more time.
Say shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off [Db] your ass and jam, you say [F] it.
[G] Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off your ass and jam.
My hands are [Ab] shaking.
My [Db] nose is twitching.
[F] My [G] eyeballs [Ab] are [F] real gigantic.
Hey yo, what's wrong with you?
I'm laying [Ab] in bed with a [Db] thriving head.
And [F] I'm [G] tripping [Ab] on [Bb] widespread panic.
Widespread panic.
Cuz I'm a dope [Ab] freak, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't know [F] why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna [F] do is get high.
[Ab] Pitching your legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
I'm just [F] a [G] [Ab] [Bbm] nymphomaniac.
I'm a dope freak, baby.
I'm a dope [Ab] freak, [Bb] baby.
And I [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] I'm supposed [Ab] to do [Bb] is get high.
[F] So, between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cuz [Fm] I'm a [Gm] [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac.
I'm a dope [Ab] freak, baby.
I [C] don't know why.
[Fm] All [G] I wanna [Ab] do [Bb] is get high.
Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
[Fm] I'm a [G] [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac.
My bones are numb.
[Abm] [Bb] Hey man, [Db] I'm finna do some impersonations, right?
[Fm] [G] Hey, [Ab] the first [Bb] one is a mixture between the lead singer from the B-52 [Ab] and Robert [Bb] Smith from the Cure, right?
[Db]
Hey, but hey, [F] be quiet, I gotta [G] concentrate, [Ab] shit.
[Bb] Listen though, tell me this shit sound like
I'm a dope [Abm] fag, [Bb] baby!
I [Db] don't know, boy!
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high!
Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Dbm] brain is at!
[F] I'm a damn [G] [Ab] dope [Bb] man, yeah!
Okay, okay, alright, hey, hey, [Ab] I'm finna do, [Bb] uh, uh, [Db] Axl Rose, Axl Rose from [Fm] Guns N' Roses, [G] cuz.
Oh, [Ab] hell no!
[Bb] You know what I'm sayin'?
That's crazy, dawg.
I'm a dope fag, [Ab] [F] baby!
I [Db] don't know, boy!
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high!
It do that, that'll sound like that too!
Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at!
[F] I'm a [G] damn [Ab] phone [Bb] man, yeah!
Yeah, [Ab] that is sound like [Bb] no fuckin' Axl Rose.
[Db] Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson!
[Fm] Aw, hell no!
Come [G] on, man, we can get [Ab] Willie Nelson.
[Bb] We gonna sing some country?
Crazy, man!
[Fm] Maybe I didn't [Db] fuck you, baby.
[Fm] [G] But little [Ab] darling, [Bb] don't cry.
How come you didn't fuck her?
The fact [Ab] is, I [Db] masturbated.
[Fm] [Gm] About an [Ab] hour [Bb] before you came by.
But while I was [Fm] beating up, honey, you [F] were always on my mind.
You were always on my mind.
The road again tonight.
[Db] Open up your legs and let me [Ab] stick it in [Bb] your tie.
My favorite [F] pastime is making love to my girlfriend.
I [Db] can't wait to shoot my low again.
[Ab] [Bb] Hey, crazy, get crazy with your girl, say [Fm] what?
I can't wait to shoot my low again.
[Bb] Stick my dick somewhere [Fm] she's never been.
Yo, man!
[Bb] Yeah!
Get arrested!
My favorite [Ab] pastime is making music with my girlfriend.
Hey, stand up straight!
Stop staggering, stop staggering!
There go the cops right there.
I can't wait to shoot my low again.
There go the cops right there, stop staggering, look!
Key:
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[Dbm] _ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] [G] I [F] feel great! _
[Db] _ [G] Will _ [Ab] [Bb] somebody call [Db] me a cab?
[Fm] I'll [G] swallow [Ab] another [Bb] tab.
Not another one!
[G] I might [Ab] overdose [Bb] under the [Db]
circumstance.
So better [F] yet, [G] call [Ab] me an [Bb] ambulance. _
Cause I'm a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't [Fm] know why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna do is get high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
[F] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] nymphomaniac. _
I used to smoke marijuana when [Db] I was a kid.
[Fm] Now [G] I'm [Ab] tripping on acid.
Now I'm tripping [F] on acid.
I'm high on [Abm] every [Bb] drug known [Db] to mankind.
[F] So [G] go [Ab] ahead and [Bb] pass it. _
Cause I'm a dope [Ab] thing, baby.
[Db] I don't know why.
I don't [F] know why.
All [G] I [Fm] wanna do is get [Bb] high. _
_ _ Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] nymphomaniac.
[Bb] _ _
Nymphomaniac.
My [Ab] designated [Bb] driver [Db] was the_
What's her name?
[F] Her [G] name [Abm] was [Bb] Carole.
Her name was Carole.
But I can't go [Ab] home.
[Bb] Why?
Cause she [Db] just died [F] from an [G] overdose [Ab] of [Bb] heroin. _
_ [Gm] She's a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
She [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] she can [Bbm] do is get high.
She can do is get high.
Pitching [Ab] her legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] nymphomaniac. _
I'm a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't know [F] why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna [Eb] do is get high.
Pitching [Ab] your legs is where my [Dbm] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] _ [C] nymphomaniac.
[Bb] Uh.
_ This butt [Ab] naked [Bb] girl sat [Db] next to me.
Next to [F] me.
And [G] offered me [Ab] some [Bb] XTC. _
_ _ Then she [Ab] gave [Bb] me a [Db] big fat kiss with [F] a [G] mouth [Ab] full of [G] LSD.
Oh no.
I'm a dope [Ab] thing, baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high.
All I wanna do is get high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
[Fm] I'm a _ _ [Bb] nymphomaniac.
Y'all.
Wave your hands [Ab] in the [Bb] air.
And wave it [Db] like you just don't care.
[C] If you [Gm] got on [Ab] clean [Bb] underwear, somebody say, [Bb] oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
[F] Oh yeah.
Oh [Db] yeah.
Check it out. What?
[Fm] What?
Hey [Gm] all the homeboys, [Bb] gather around [F] cuz.
Check it out.
Be after me, lo.
Shit.
_ [Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off [Db] your ass and jam, you say [F] it.
[G] Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off your ass and jam.
One more time.
Say shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off [Db] your ass and jam, you say [F] it.
[G] Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off your ass and jam.
My hands are [Ab] shaking.
My [Db] nose is twitching.
[F] My [G] eyeballs [Ab] are [F] real gigantic.
Hey yo, what's wrong with you?
I'm laying [Ab] in bed with a [Db] thriving head.
And [F] I'm [G] tripping [Ab] on [Bb] widespread panic.
Widespread panic.
Cuz I'm a dope [Ab] freak, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't know [F] why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna [F] do is get high.
[Ab] Pitching your legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
I'm just [F] a [G] _ [Ab] [Bbm] nymphomaniac. _
I'm a dope freak, baby.
I'm a dope [Ab] freak, [Bb] baby.
And I [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] I'm supposed [Ab] to do [Bb] is get high.
[F] So, between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cuz [Fm] I'm a [Gm] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] nymphomaniac.
I'm _ a dope [Ab] freak, baby.
I [C] don't know why.
[Fm] All [G] I wanna [Ab] do [Bb] is get high. _
_ Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
[Fm] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac. _
My bones are numb.
[Abm] [Bb] Hey man, [Db] I'm finna do some impersonations, right?
[Fm] [G] Hey, [Ab] the first [Bb] one is a mixture between the lead singer from the B-52 _ [Ab] and Robert [Bb] Smith from the Cure, right?
[Db]
Hey, but hey, [F] be quiet, I gotta [G] concentrate, [Ab] shit.
[Bb] Listen though, tell me this shit sound like_
I'm a dope [Abm] fag, [Bb] baby!
I [Db] don't know, boy!
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high!
_ Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Dbm] brain is at!
[F] I'm a damn [G] [Ab] dope [Bb] man, yeah! _ _
Okay, okay, alright, hey, hey, [Ab] I'm finna do, [Bb] uh, uh, [Db] Axl Rose, Axl Rose from [Fm] Guns N' Roses, [G] cuz.
Oh, [Ab] hell no!
[Bb] You know what I'm sayin'?
That's crazy, dawg.
I'm a dope fag, [Ab] [F] baby!
I [Db] don't know, boy!
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high!
It do that, that'll sound like that too!
Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at!
[F] I'm a [G] damn [Ab] phone [Bb] man, yeah!
Yeah, _ _ _ [Ab] that is sound like [Bb] no fuckin' Axl Rose.
[Db] Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson!
[Fm] Aw, hell no!
Come [G] on, man, we can get [Ab] Willie Nelson.
[Bb] We gonna sing some country?
Crazy, man!
_ [Fm] Maybe I didn't [Db] fuck you, baby.
_ [Fm] [G] But little [Ab] darling, [Bb] don't cry.
How come you didn't fuck her?
The fact [Ab] is, I [Db] masturbated.
_ _ [Fm] [Gm] About an [Ab] hour [Bb] before you came by.
But while I was [Fm] beating up, honey, you [F] were always on my mind.
_ _ You were always on my mind.
_ The road again tonight.
_ [Db] Open up your legs and let me [Ab] stick it in [Bb] your tie.
_ My favorite [F] pastime is making love to my girlfriend.
I [Db] can't wait to shoot my low again.
[Ab] _ [Bb] Hey, crazy, get crazy with your girl, say [Fm] what?
I can't wait to shoot my low again.
_ [Bb] Stick my dick somewhere [Fm] she's never been.
Yo, man!
[Bb] Yeah!
Get arrested!
My favorite [Ab] pastime is making music with my girlfriend.
Hey, stand up straight!
Stop staggering, stop staggering!
There go the cops right there.
I can't wait to shoot my low again.
There go the cops right there, stop staggering, look!
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_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ [F] _ [G] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ _
[Dbm] _ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] [G] I [F] feel great! _
[Db] _ [G] Will _ [Ab] [Bb] somebody call [Db] me a cab?
[Fm] I'll [G] swallow [Ab] another [Bb] tab.
Not another one!
[G] I might [Ab] overdose [Bb] under the [Db]
circumstance.
So better [F] yet, [G] call [Ab] me an [Bb] ambulance. _
Cause I'm a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't [Fm] know why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna do is get high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
[F] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] nymphomaniac. _
I used to smoke marijuana when [Db] I was a kid.
[Fm] Now [G] I'm [Ab] tripping on acid.
Now I'm tripping [F] on acid.
I'm high on [Abm] every [Bb] drug known [Db] to mankind.
[F] So [G] go [Ab] ahead and [Bb] pass it. _
Cause I'm a dope [Ab] thing, baby.
[Db] I don't know why.
I don't [F] know why.
All [G] I [Fm] wanna do is get [Bb] high. _
_ _ Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] nymphomaniac.
[Bb] _ _
Nymphomaniac.
My [Ab] designated [Bb] driver [Db] was the_
What's her name?
[F] Her [G] name [Abm] was [Bb] Carole.
Her name was Carole.
But I can't go [Ab] home.
[Bb] Why?
Cause she [Db] just died [F] from an [G] overdose [Ab] of [Bb] heroin. _
_ [Gm] She's a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
She [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] she can [Bbm] do is get high.
She can do is get high.
Pitching [Ab] her legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] nymphomaniac. _
I'm a dope [Ab] thing, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't know [F] why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna [Eb] do is get high.
Pitching [Ab] your legs is where my [Dbm] brain is at.
Cause [F] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] _ [C] nymphomaniac.
[Bb] Uh.
_ This butt [Ab] naked [Bb] girl sat [Db] next to me.
Next to [F] me.
And [G] offered me [Ab] some [Bb] XTC. _
_ _ Then she [Ab] gave [Bb] me a [Db] big fat kiss with [F] a [G] mouth [Ab] full of [G] LSD.
Oh no.
I'm a dope [Ab] thing, baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high.
All I wanna do is get high.
Pitching your [Ab] legs is where my [Db] brain is at.
[Fm] I'm a _ _ [Bb] nymphomaniac.
Y'all.
Wave your hands [Ab] in the [Bb] air.
And wave it [Db] like you just don't care.
[C] If you [Gm] got on [Ab] clean [Bb] underwear, somebody say, [Bb] oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
[F] Oh yeah.
Oh [Db] yeah.
Check it out. What?
[Fm] What?
Hey [Gm] all the homeboys, [Bb] gather around [F] cuz.
Check it out.
Be after me, lo.
Shit.
_ [Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off [Db] your ass and jam, you say [F] it.
[G] Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off your ass and jam.
One more time.
Say shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off [Db] your ass and jam, you say [F] it.
[G] Shit.
[Ab] [Bb] Goddamn.
Get off your ass and jam.
My hands are [Ab] shaking.
My [Db] nose is twitching.
[F] My [G] eyeballs [Ab] are [F] real gigantic.
Hey yo, what's wrong with you?
I'm laying [Ab] in bed with a [Db] thriving head.
And [F] I'm [G] tripping [Ab] on [Bb] widespread panic.
Widespread panic.
Cuz I'm a dope [Ab] freak, [Bb] baby.
I [Db] don't know why.
I don't know [F] why.
[G] All I [Ab] wanna [Bb] do is get high.
All I wanna [F] do is get high.
[Ab] Pitching your legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
I'm just [F] a [G] _ [Ab] [Bbm] nymphomaniac. _
I'm a dope freak, baby.
I'm a dope [Ab] freak, [Bb] baby.
And I [Db] don't know why.
[F] All [G] I'm supposed [Ab] to do [Bb] is get high.
[F] So, between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
Cuz [Fm] I'm a [Gm] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] nymphomaniac.
I'm _ a dope [Ab] freak, baby.
I [C] don't know why.
[Fm] All [G] I wanna [Ab] do [Bb] is get high. _
_ Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at.
[Fm] I'm a [G] _ [Ab] [Bb] nymphomaniac. _
My bones are numb.
[Abm] [Bb] Hey man, [Db] I'm finna do some impersonations, right?
[Fm] [G] Hey, [Ab] the first [Bb] one is a mixture between the lead singer from the B-52 _ [Ab] and Robert [Bb] Smith from the Cure, right?
[Db]
Hey, but hey, [F] be quiet, I gotta [G] concentrate, [Ab] shit.
[Bb] Listen though, tell me this shit sound like_
I'm a dope [Abm] fag, [Bb] baby!
I [Db] don't know, boy!
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high!
_ Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Dbm] brain is at!
[F] I'm a damn [G] [Ab] dope [Bb] man, yeah! _ _
Okay, okay, alright, hey, hey, [Ab] I'm finna do, [Bb] uh, uh, [Db] Axl Rose, Axl Rose from [Fm] Guns N' Roses, [G] cuz.
Oh, [Ab] hell no!
[Bb] You know what I'm sayin'?
That's crazy, dawg.
I'm a dope fag, [Ab] [F] baby!
I [Db] don't know, boy!
[F] All [G] I [Ab] wanna do [Bb] is get high!
It do that, that'll sound like that too!
Between your [Ab] legs [Bb] is where my [Db] brain is at!
[F] I'm a [G] damn [Ab] phone [Bb] man, yeah!
Yeah, _ _ _ [Ab] that is sound like [Bb] no fuckin' Axl Rose.
[Db] Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson!
[Fm] Aw, hell no!
Come [G] on, man, we can get [Ab] Willie Nelson.
[Bb] We gonna sing some country?
Crazy, man!
_ [Fm] Maybe I didn't [Db] fuck you, baby.
_ [Fm] [G] But little [Ab] darling, [Bb] don't cry.
How come you didn't fuck her?
The fact [Ab] is, I [Db] masturbated.
_ _ [Fm] [Gm] About an [Ab] hour [Bb] before you came by.
But while I was [Fm] beating up, honey, you [F] were always on my mind.
_ _ You were always on my mind.
_ The road again tonight.
_ [Db] Open up your legs and let me [Ab] stick it in [Bb] your tie.
_ My favorite [F] pastime is making love to my girlfriend.
I [Db] can't wait to shoot my low again.
[Ab] _ [Bb] Hey, crazy, get crazy with your girl, say [Fm] what?
I can't wait to shoot my low again.
_ [Bb] Stick my dick somewhere [Fm] she's never been.
Yo, man!
[Bb] Yeah!
Get arrested!
My favorite [Ab] pastime is making music with my girlfriend.
Hey, stand up straight!
Stop staggering, stop staggering!
There go the cops right there.
I can't wait to shoot my low again.
There go the cops right there, stop staggering, look!
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