Chords for Adventures in Whitewater ~ I'm in Love With a River Guide
Tempo:
88 bpm
Chords used:
C
F
G
Em
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Oh, I'm in love with a river [F] guide, but I can't tell you who.
My [G] river guide would clean up nice with some [A] soap and a little shampoo.
[C] I'm in love with a river guide, [F] and my guide can cook and carry.
[G] But my mama says my river guide's just [Em] not the [C] kind to marry.
[F]
Oh, I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you [Em] who.
[G]
I'm afraid my river guide might [A] be in [C] love with you.
My river guide has a winter love, [F] but that don't mean too much.
[E] [G] Because I think my guide has a crush on me and he's hungry [C] for my touch.
So I helped my guide wash every [F] dish, and now I'm oh so sad.
[G] Because my guide invited you to view the stars from a [C] Paco Pan.
[F] I'm in love with a river guide, [C] but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be [C] in love with you.
My river guide looks oh so [F] fine, it really is a pity.
[G] That I can't parade my river guide through the streets of [C] the city.
Because that polypro and the Polartec gets [F] a kind of a funky smell.
[G] That's more conducive to the great outdoors than the apartment [C] where I dwell.
[F] Oh, I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
My river guide looks oh so [F] fine, pulling on the oars.
[G] That I hate to step up off the boat when we [C] reach the shore.
I love to sit up on the bow [F] when [Ab] that old headwind [F] blows.
[G] So I can feast my eyes on that beautiful sight and yet [Em] not feast [C] my nose.
[F] I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be in [C] love with you.
My river guide says to marry me, [F] it would be the greatest thrill.
[G] But the outfitter won't pay enough to [A] cover the [C] wedding bills.
So I said, why not get a real [F] job?
But oh, that made my guide mad.
[G] My guide reads the river just like a book, but can't [Em] seem to read [C] the wantons.
[F]
I'm in love with a river guide, [C] but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
My [F] river guide is short and tall.
[C] My river guide is dark and fair.
[G] My river guide is big and small.
My river guide has river hair.
[C] [F]
I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
Come on, sing with [F] me.
I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be in love with you.
[Am] [C] [N]
My [G] river guide would clean up nice with some [A] soap and a little shampoo.
[C] I'm in love with a river guide, [F] and my guide can cook and carry.
[G] But my mama says my river guide's just [Em] not the [C] kind to marry.
[F]
Oh, I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you [Em] who.
[G]
I'm afraid my river guide might [A] be in [C] love with you.
My river guide has a winter love, [F] but that don't mean too much.
[E] [G] Because I think my guide has a crush on me and he's hungry [C] for my touch.
So I helped my guide wash every [F] dish, and now I'm oh so sad.
[G] Because my guide invited you to view the stars from a [C] Paco Pan.
[F] I'm in love with a river guide, [C] but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be [C] in love with you.
My river guide looks oh so [F] fine, it really is a pity.
[G] That I can't parade my river guide through the streets of [C] the city.
Because that polypro and the Polartec gets [F] a kind of a funky smell.
[G] That's more conducive to the great outdoors than the apartment [C] where I dwell.
[F] Oh, I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
My river guide looks oh so [F] fine, pulling on the oars.
[G] That I hate to step up off the boat when we [C] reach the shore.
I love to sit up on the bow [F] when [Ab] that old headwind [F] blows.
[G] So I can feast my eyes on that beautiful sight and yet [Em] not feast [C] my nose.
[F] I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be in [C] love with you.
My river guide says to marry me, [F] it would be the greatest thrill.
[G] But the outfitter won't pay enough to [A] cover the [C] wedding bills.
So I said, why not get a real [F] job?
But oh, that made my guide mad.
[G] My guide reads the river just like a book, but can't [Em] seem to read [C] the wantons.
[F]
I'm in love with a river guide, [C] but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
My [F] river guide is short and tall.
[C] My river guide is dark and fair.
[G] My river guide is big and small.
My river guide has river hair.
[C] [F]
I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
Come on, sing with [F] me.
I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be in love with you.
[Am] [C] [N]
Key:
C
F
G
Em
A
C
F
G
_ _ _ _ _ _ Oh, I'm in love with a river [F] guide, but I can't tell you who.
My [G] river guide would clean up nice with some [A] soap and a little shampoo. _
[C] I'm in love with a river guide, [F] and my guide can cook and carry.
[G] But my mama says my river guide's just [Em] not the [C] kind to marry.
[F]
Oh, I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you [Em] who.
[G]
I'm afraid my river guide might [A] be in [C] love with you.
My river guide has a winter love, [F] but that don't mean too much.
[E] [G] Because I think my guide has a crush on me and he's hungry [C] for my touch.
So I helped my guide wash every [F] dish, and now I'm oh so sad.
[G] Because my guide invited you to view the stars from a [C] Paco Pan.
[F] I'm in love with a river guide, [C] but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be [C] in love with you.
_ My river guide looks oh so [F] fine, it really is a pity.
[G] That I can't parade my river guide through the streets of [C] the city.
Because that polypro and the Polartec gets [F] a kind of a funky smell.
[G] That's more conducive to the great outdoors than the apartment [C] where I dwell.
[F] Oh, I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
_ My river guide looks oh so [F] fine, pulling on the oars.
[G] That I hate to step up off the boat when we [C] reach the shore.
I love to sit up on the bow [F] when [Ab] that old headwind [F] blows.
[G] So I can feast my eyes on that beautiful sight and yet [Em] not feast [C] my nose.
[F] I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be in [C] love with you. _
My river guide says to marry me, [F] it would be the greatest thrill.
[G] But the outfitter won't pay enough to [A] cover the [C] wedding bills.
So I said, why not get a real [F] job?
But oh, that made my guide mad.
[G] My guide reads the river just like a book, but can't [Em] seem to read [C] the wantons.
[F]
I'm in love with a river guide, [C] but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you. _
My [F] river guide is short and tall.
_ [C] My river guide is dark and fair.
[G] My river guide is big and small.
My river guide has river hair.
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
Come on, sing with [F] me.
I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be in love with you.
[Am] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
My [G] river guide would clean up nice with some [A] soap and a little shampoo. _
[C] I'm in love with a river guide, [F] and my guide can cook and carry.
[G] But my mama says my river guide's just [Em] not the [C] kind to marry.
[F]
Oh, I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you [Em] who.
[G]
I'm afraid my river guide might [A] be in [C] love with you.
My river guide has a winter love, [F] but that don't mean too much.
[E] [G] Because I think my guide has a crush on me and he's hungry [C] for my touch.
So I helped my guide wash every [F] dish, and now I'm oh so sad.
[G] Because my guide invited you to view the stars from a [C] Paco Pan.
[F] I'm in love with a river guide, [C] but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be [C] in love with you.
_ My river guide looks oh so [F] fine, it really is a pity.
[G] That I can't parade my river guide through the streets of [C] the city.
Because that polypro and the Polartec gets [F] a kind of a funky smell.
[G] That's more conducive to the great outdoors than the apartment [C] where I dwell.
[F] Oh, I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
_ My river guide looks oh so [F] fine, pulling on the oars.
[G] That I hate to step up off the boat when we [C] reach the shore.
I love to sit up on the bow [F] when [Ab] that old headwind [F] blows.
[G] So I can feast my eyes on that beautiful sight and yet [Em] not feast [C] my nose.
[F] I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be in [C] love with you. _
My river guide says to marry me, [F] it would be the greatest thrill.
[G] But the outfitter won't pay enough to [A] cover the [C] wedding bills.
So I said, why not get a real [F] job?
But oh, that made my guide mad.
[G] My guide reads the river just like a book, but can't [Em] seem to read [C] the wantons.
[F]
I'm in love with a river guide, [C] but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you. _
My [F] river guide is short and tall.
_ [C] My river guide is dark and fair.
[G] My river guide is big and small.
My river guide has river hair.
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] Because I'm afraid my river guide might be in love [C] with you.
Come on, sing with [F] me.
I'm in love with a river [C] guide, but I can't tell you who.
[G] I'm afraid my river guide might be in love with you.
[Am] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _