Chords for ADC Band - Long Stroke FUNK 1978
Tempo:
85.45 bpm
Chords used:
Dm
D
A
F
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F] [Dm] And good evening [C] to you, son.
[A] Well, I'm walking in on Stalker with all my funky jive.
[Dm] I'm coming to [Am] you from the outer reaches of the galaxy.
[D] [G] Flashlighting on down to the Mother [D] Earth.
The ABC band and the Klan.
Talking about the master's plan.
[Am] Stroking, baby.
From [Dm] side to side.
[F] Moving with a heavy glide.
[A]
Do you know what I mean?
[D] Have your eyes ever seen?
I want you to [F] drop your socks and let the fungus be [Dm] amongst us.
Y'all give a big hurrah for the fungus.
Hurrah!
[D] Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff for the fungus.
[Am] Could you accept what's behind [D] the ninth door?
[A] Would you take what's in my pocket and [Dm] put it in your pussy?
Well, then have some fun, gon' [C] be.
Do you know [Dm] what I mean?
[Em] What I mean?
[A]
I [F] just feel like [D] I'm stroking, baby.
[Dm]
Yeah, and [F] it ain't no joke, y'all.
They [D] call this the long [B] stroke.
Say, [A] hey, don't you?
They [Dm] call this the long stroke.
[D] Stroking!
[B] Ain't [D] no joke.
I like my days.
[A] They call this the [Dm] long stroke.
Jump back [A] and get your ass.
Ain't no joke.
[Dm] Gon' get all of us this time.
They call this the long stroke.
Watch out, here comes the [Bm] hangover.
Ain't [G] no joke.
Hey!
[Dm] They call this the [C] long stroke.
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff.
Old mother mother went to the [Dm] cover.
She get her old dog a bone.
[B] But when she got [C] there, she found the cover was [D] badder dog, baby.
[F] I got a bone in my [Dm] arm.
And I'm [B] stroking with it, baby.
[Dm] Yeah, I been stroking since the age of nine.
You look for [G] me at the end of time, [Dm] baby.
On the other side.
[D] Oh, can I reach you short distance, baby?
Like when we meet you?
Truth, truth, truth.
Tell the truth and shame the devil.
Oh, everybody's broken, you know, and it's right on time.
[Am] Everybody's broken and it's right on [D] time.
[F]
[C] Everybody's broken and it's right on [D] time.
[F] Everybody's broken and it's right on [Dm] time.
Everybody's broken and it's right on time.
[A] Everybody's broken and it's right on time.
Everybody's broken and it's right [Dm] [Am] on time.
[C] Shout it, baby, [Dm] shout it, shout it, shout it.
That's me.
[F] Hey, gas knows.
[A] You, [Dm] you, you, you, you, [C]
[Dm] you.
[A] Chuck, chuck, chuck, [G] chuck.
[Dm] [E] Yeah, I [Dm]
[E] [Dm]
do.
Mary [F] had a little lamb [A] whose feet was white as snow.
I got a date tonight, a little lamb taco.
Let's go!
[Am] Oh Mary, don't [A] take me on no bad trip baby.
[Dm] I was gonna flip my tits.
[N]
[A] Well, I'm walking in on Stalker with all my funky jive.
[Dm] I'm coming to [Am] you from the outer reaches of the galaxy.
[D] [G] Flashlighting on down to the Mother [D] Earth.
The ABC band and the Klan.
Talking about the master's plan.
[Am] Stroking, baby.
From [Dm] side to side.
[F] Moving with a heavy glide.
[A]
Do you know what I mean?
[D] Have your eyes ever seen?
I want you to [F] drop your socks and let the fungus be [Dm] amongst us.
Y'all give a big hurrah for the fungus.
Hurrah!
[D] Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff for the fungus.
[Am] Could you accept what's behind [D] the ninth door?
[A] Would you take what's in my pocket and [Dm] put it in your pussy?
Well, then have some fun, gon' [C] be.
Do you know [Dm] what I mean?
[Em] What I mean?
[A]
I [F] just feel like [D] I'm stroking, baby.
[Dm]
Yeah, and [F] it ain't no joke, y'all.
They [D] call this the long [B] stroke.
Say, [A] hey, don't you?
They [Dm] call this the long stroke.
[D] Stroking!
[B] Ain't [D] no joke.
I like my days.
[A] They call this the [Dm] long stroke.
Jump back [A] and get your ass.
Ain't no joke.
[Dm] Gon' get all of us this time.
They call this the long stroke.
Watch out, here comes the [Bm] hangover.
Ain't [G] no joke.
Hey!
[Dm] They call this the [C] long stroke.
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff.
Old mother mother went to the [Dm] cover.
She get her old dog a bone.
[B] But when she got [C] there, she found the cover was [D] badder dog, baby.
[F] I got a bone in my [Dm] arm.
And I'm [B] stroking with it, baby.
[Dm] Yeah, I been stroking since the age of nine.
You look for [G] me at the end of time, [Dm] baby.
On the other side.
[D] Oh, can I reach you short distance, baby?
Like when we meet you?
Truth, truth, truth.
Tell the truth and shame the devil.
Oh, everybody's broken, you know, and it's right on time.
[Am] Everybody's broken and it's right on [D] time.
[F]
[C] Everybody's broken and it's right on [D] time.
[F] Everybody's broken and it's right on [Dm] time.
Everybody's broken and it's right on time.
[A] Everybody's broken and it's right on time.
Everybody's broken and it's right [Dm] [Am] on time.
[C] Shout it, baby, [Dm] shout it, shout it, shout it.
That's me.
[F] Hey, gas knows.
[A] You, [Dm] you, you, you, you, [C]
[Dm] you.
[A] Chuck, chuck, chuck, [G] chuck.
[Dm] [E] Yeah, I [Dm]
[E] [Dm]
do.
Mary [F] had a little lamb [A] whose feet was white as snow.
I got a date tonight, a little lamb taco.
Let's go!
[Am] Oh Mary, don't [A] take me on no bad trip baby.
[Dm] I was gonna flip my tits.
[N]
Key:
Dm
D
A
F
C
Dm
D
A
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ [Dm] And good evening [C] to you, son.
[A] Well, I'm walking in on Stalker with all my funky jive.
[Dm] I'm coming to [Am] you from the outer reaches of the galaxy.
[D] _ [G] Flashlighting on down to the Mother [D] Earth.
The ABC band and the Klan.
Talking about the master's plan.
[Am] Stroking, baby.
From [Dm] side to side.
[F] Moving with a heavy glide.
[A] _
Do you know what I mean?
[D] Have your eyes ever seen?
I want you to [F] drop your socks and let the fungus be [Dm] amongst us.
Y'all give a big hurrah for the fungus.
Hurrah!
_ _ [D] Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff for the fungus.
[Am] Could you accept what's behind [D] the ninth door?
[A] Would you take what's in my pocket and [Dm] put it in your pussy?
Well, then have some fun, gon' [C] be.
Do you know [Dm] what I mean?
[Em] What I mean?
[A]
I [F] just feel like [D] I'm _ stroking, baby.
[Dm]
Yeah, and [F] it ain't no joke, y'all.
They [D] call this the long [B] stroke.
Say, [A] hey, don't you?
They [Dm] call this the long stroke.
[D] Stroking!
[B] Ain't [D] no joke.
I like my days.
[A] They call this the [Dm] long stroke.
Jump back [A] and get your ass.
Ain't no joke.
[Dm] Gon' get all of us this time.
They call this the long stroke.
Watch out, here comes the [Bm] hangover.
Ain't [G] no joke.
Hey!
[Dm] They call this the [C] long stroke.
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff.
Old mother mother went to the [Dm] cover.
She get her old dog a bone.
[B] But when she got [C] there, she found the cover was [D] badder dog, baby.
[F] I got a bone in my [Dm] arm.
And I'm [B] stroking with it, baby.
[Dm] Yeah, I been stroking since the age of nine.
You look for [G] me at the end of time, [Dm] baby.
On the other side.
[D] Oh, can I reach you short distance, baby?
Like when we meet you?
Truth, truth, truth.
Tell the truth and shame the devil.
_ _ Oh, everybody's broken, you know, and it's right on time. _ _ _
[Am] Everybody's broken and it's right on [D] time.
_ [F] _ _
[C] Everybody's broken and it's right on [D] time. _ _ _
[F] Everybody's broken and it's right on [Dm] time.
Everybody's broken and it's right on time.
[A] Everybody's broken and it's right on time.
Everybody's broken and it's right [Dm] _ _ [Am] on time.
[C] Shout it, baby, [Dm] shout it, shout it, shout it.
That's me.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ Hey, gas knows.
[A] _ You, [Dm] you, you, you, you, _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ you.
_ [A] _ Chuck, chuck, chuck, [G] chuck.
[Dm] [E] Yeah, I _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
do.
Mary [F] had a little lamb [A] whose feet was white as snow.
I got a date tonight, a little lamb taco.
Let's go!
_ _ _ _ [Am] Oh Mary, don't [A] take me on no bad trip baby.
[Dm] _ I was gonna flip my tits.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
[F] _ _ [Dm] And good evening [C] to you, son.
[A] Well, I'm walking in on Stalker with all my funky jive.
[Dm] I'm coming to [Am] you from the outer reaches of the galaxy.
[D] _ [G] Flashlighting on down to the Mother [D] Earth.
The ABC band and the Klan.
Talking about the master's plan.
[Am] Stroking, baby.
From [Dm] side to side.
[F] Moving with a heavy glide.
[A] _
Do you know what I mean?
[D] Have your eyes ever seen?
I want you to [F] drop your socks and let the fungus be [Dm] amongst us.
Y'all give a big hurrah for the fungus.
Hurrah!
_ _ [D] Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff for the fungus.
[Am] Could you accept what's behind [D] the ninth door?
[A] Would you take what's in my pocket and [Dm] put it in your pussy?
Well, then have some fun, gon' [C] be.
Do you know [Dm] what I mean?
[Em] What I mean?
[A]
I [F] just feel like [D] I'm _ stroking, baby.
[Dm]
Yeah, and [F] it ain't no joke, y'all.
They [D] call this the long [B] stroke.
Say, [A] hey, don't you?
They [Dm] call this the long stroke.
[D] Stroking!
[B] Ain't [D] no joke.
I like my days.
[A] They call this the [Dm] long stroke.
Jump back [A] and get your ass.
Ain't no joke.
[Dm] Gon' get all of us this time.
They call this the long stroke.
Watch out, here comes the [Bm] hangover.
Ain't [G] no joke.
Hey!
[Dm] They call this the [C] long stroke.
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff.
Old mother mother went to the [Dm] cover.
She get her old dog a bone.
[B] But when she got [C] there, she found the cover was [D] badder dog, baby.
[F] I got a bone in my [Dm] arm.
And I'm [B] stroking with it, baby.
[Dm] Yeah, I been stroking since the age of nine.
You look for [G] me at the end of time, [Dm] baby.
On the other side.
[D] Oh, can I reach you short distance, baby?
Like when we meet you?
Truth, truth, truth.
Tell the truth and shame the devil.
_ _ Oh, everybody's broken, you know, and it's right on time. _ _ _
[Am] Everybody's broken and it's right on [D] time.
_ [F] _ _
[C] Everybody's broken and it's right on [D] time. _ _ _
[F] Everybody's broken and it's right on [Dm] time.
Everybody's broken and it's right on time.
[A] Everybody's broken and it's right on time.
Everybody's broken and it's right [Dm] _ _ [Am] on time.
[C] Shout it, baby, [Dm] shout it, shout it, shout it.
That's me.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ Hey, gas knows.
[A] _ You, [Dm] you, you, you, you, _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ you.
_ [A] _ Chuck, chuck, chuck, [G] chuck.
[Dm] [E] Yeah, I _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
do.
Mary [F] had a little lamb [A] whose feet was white as snow.
I got a date tonight, a little lamb taco.
Let's go!
_ _ _ _ [Am] Oh Mary, don't [A] take me on no bad trip baby.
[Dm] _ I was gonna flip my tits.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _