Chords for Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song [lyrics]

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Once a year we celebrate with [C] stupid hats [G] and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make [C] the trip around [G] the sun
And the whole clan gathers [C] round and gives a [G] laughter due abound
And we let out a joyful sound and [C] sing that [G] stupid song Happy Birthday!
Now you're one year older _ Happy Birthday!
Your life still isn't over Happy Birthday!
You [C] did not [G] accomplish much
But you didn't die this [C] year, I guess that's [G] good enough _ _
_ _ _ _ _ So let's speak to your fading health [C] and hope you don't [G] remind yourself
Your chance of finding fame and wealth [Am] decrease with [G] every year
Does it feel like you're doing [C] laps and eating [Dm] food and taking [G] naps
And hoping that someday [C] perhaps your life will [G] hold some cheer?
Happy Birthday!
What have you done that matters? _
Happy Birthday!
You're starting to get fatter _ Happy Birthday!
[C] It's [G] downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone _
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[D] If cryogenics were all free [Am] then you could live [G] like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity [Am] inside a [G] block of ice
But instead your time is [C] set, this is the [G] only life you get
And though it hasn't ended [C] yet, sometimes you [G] wish it might Happy Birthday!
You wish you had more money Happy Birthday!
[C] Your life's [G] so sad it's funny _ Happy Birthday!
[C] How [G] much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry [C] so just cut the [G] stupid cake Happy Birthday!
_ Happy [A] Birthday!
Happy [C] Birthday!
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