Aces High Chords by Demented Are Go

[Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ Let's shoot some pool. _ _ _ _ _ _
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This is a story about an old school bar, when I heard a cattle with a deck of cards.
You got toys, women for your _ lusts, sipping moonshine and poker shirt _ busts.
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Once was a lady [Gm] called Elsie Gideon, born on Prairie, father [G] of a gambling man.
He was a joker, always stays inside. _
In a gambling bet, won an old school bar, they had their troubles and their strife. _ _
Try [Bb] bringing up [G] three kids and a pregnant wife, _ on a wagon train full of misery. _
They [D] sang their sorrow [G] across the old prairie.
This is a story about an old school bar, when I heard [D] a cattle [G] with a deck of cards.
You got [D] toys, [G] women for your lusts, sipping moonshine and poker shirt busts.
Yeah!
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Goddamn pigeons [Cm] coming down [G] the wayway.
_ Loaded guns and barbed wire.
_ _ No handguns, they ran for their lives.
Smoked a peach pie, bikini, French fly. _
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This is a story about an old school bar, when I heard a cattle with a deck of cards.
You got toys, women for your lusts, sipping moonshine and poker shirt _ busts.
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This is a story about an old school bar, _ when I heard a cattle with a deck of cards.
You [Eb] got [D] [G] toys, women for your lusts, sipping [Bb] [G] moonshine and poker shirt _ busts.
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In a truffle-top boat, _ across the [D] mountains, [G] the seaside shore. _ _ _
_ Mopping down, rafts set a-soar.
_ The birds pleasure like a rich man from the farm.
_ [Eb] This is [D] a story [G] about an old school bar, when I heard a cattle with a deck of cards.
You got toys, women for your lusts, sipping moonshine and poker shirt busts.
Yeah!
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_ Hello, John Clampett. _ _
I'm in the hill, driving a cattle horse.
_ _ Every [D] day, [G] I'm doing sleep now.
First thing I did, I took a shower.
_ _ Then I made a moon cross.
_ _ _ Shot a drug, little sneak out of a bar.
_ Old JC, beat up, down.
_ Old 12-bar, shot the barber down.
_ [Gm] This is a story [G] about an old school bar, when I heard a cattle with a deck of cards.
You got [A] toys, [G] women for your lusts, sipping [Dm] [G] moonshine and poker shirt _ busts. _ _ _
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